I am blessed with a beautiful petite penis!

[plifter]

Okay people, I scored last night with a real small petite girl. She said I was the best she'd ever had because mine was "a comfy size" as she put it. I hope I'll get some repeat business now!

 

[GinNJuice]

Good for you..... but......... Why do you keep talking about your dick??????

 

[plifter]

Well, I thought I'd mention it because so many people gave me hell about it

 

[LawDawg8]

Good deal dude... Repeat customers are the kind to have...

 

[JUSTINCREDBOL]

Just as long as she didn't ask for a refund you must have done something right. hee hee

 

[plifter]

Hey, move this back to the naughty board!!!!

 

[Frackal]

Was she 2' 3"? haha..j/k bro

 

[Hugh Gellatts]

"comfy size"?

Kinda reminds me of the tiny "party size" or "fun size" snickers bars those cheapskates would give out on halloween.

You know what... alot of money could be made by selling condoms for the slightly below average male. The reason this has not been done is that no-one will buy a condom labelled "small."

Plifter, I propose that you start up a company that exclusively produces "comfy size" condoms (maybe spell it "kumphy size" for increased cuteness). You could make a killing selling in bulk to Asia.

I demand 20% of all profits for giving you the idea.

 

[harmonic]

Next step is to ram it in her ass. Then ask her how comfy it is..

 

[DIESEL_5]

couches are comfy, laz-e-boys are comfy, but penises!?!? a cock shouldn't be comfy...i would have felt insulted......then proceeded to the nearest sex shop to purchase the strongest penis pump they had and pump away like austin powers!!!

 

[brickhouse]

i have been taking deca for about 4 weeks now and i have an eggcorn in my pants. i was out in the hamtons last sunday and some girl wanted to fuck, big no no it was like a piece of licourish

 

[stretch]

If you ever get any complaints, just inject synthol in it. She'll be surprised next time she comes over. j/j

 

[AAP]

Oh hell, I hear May1010 coming now, wait until he gets a hold of this thread.

 

[Mike Tyson79]

HOW BIG IS YOUR DICK?? LIKE 4 INCHES?? 3 INCHES??? seriously i want to know.

 

[rushx79]

damn bro i would feel pretty shitty if some girl described my dick as "comfy".

 

[plifter]

Hey Hugh, that's a great idea. I could become a millionare. Trust me, there are a lot of 5 inchers out there. I'm sure of it. There was a guy in the shower at the gym that was about 6'4" and was hung worse than me. It looked bad especially on a tall person. I just felt good that she told me she enjoyed the sex for whatever reason. If the lady likes it there's nothing to be ashamed of.

 

[Puc]

You failed to mention the best part about banging a small girl...

when you look down... your cock looks HUGE!!!!

BTW... plifter, i had the same experience with a 5'1" stripper, and i am not that much longer than you (6", on a good day)

bump for the penis revolution!!!!