how we can all have sex with each other...

[strongchick]

My goal in life is to have cybersex.

The apparatus:

mechanical dildo, hooked to computer like a joystick.

Software: forum plug in option...runs a java program from the website that allows others to control your dildo. Options for multiple partners....if you have multiple dildos. You could also have a mechanical pussy if you prefer. It would respond to electronic impulses that person on forum makes with keyboard.

whaddya think? suggestions for improvement?

 

[saint808]

i think you've finally lost it.

 

[strongchick]

i think you've finally lost it.

yes, i have.

but its a great idea! c'mon. you like it.

 

[saint808]

ok here's the fucked up part....i am an e.e.t. we actually drew up the schematic and wrote a c++ program for it already

 

[smallmovesal]

i will be brave and test said machine

 

[strongchick]

i will be brave and test said machine

smalls..I can't sleep cuz you got me all horny!

 

[saint808]

you want me to see if my friends still have the schematic?

 

[Juice Moose]

Hey smalls my mechanical tongue is licking your taint as we speak!!!

 

[strongchick]

you want me to see if my friends still have the schematic?

yes!! I'm dying to see this. I could rewrite it in Java...

if we could find manufacturer....we could be millionaires.

Forum fucking! yay!

 

[Taps]

Or you could just jerk of to internet porn like I do. Cheap, effective, and no wires to hook up.

The simplest approach is usually the best.