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Im 17 and im thinkign of takign deka, i jsut wnat to knwo how to start off adn what to use to satrt off beofre taking deka. and what would be the the greatest side affect free way of doing so.
How to start off using roids?
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SgtSlaughter
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1. Please use spell check.baller4life said:
2. It's Deca.
3. Read This: http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=441371
4. What are you stats, training history and diet like?
baller4life
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Age:17
I've been goin to the gym for abotu 5 months on and off
Height:5'9"
Weight: 165
BF%: approx 18
Diet: Don't really got a diet jsut starett workign out consistantly onyl for the past 2 weeks.
Goals: By June 2007 be bulky but nto too much more leaner and cut.
Proposed cycle: take deibul(not sure of spelling) told that i shoudl start off using this to see how my bodyu reacts and then start with deca.
I've been goin to the gym for abotu 5 months on and off
Height:5'9"
Weight: 165
BF%: approx 18
Diet: Don't really got a diet jsut starett workign out consistantly onyl for the past 2 weeks.
Goals: By June 2007 be bulky but nto too much more leaner and cut.
Proposed cycle: take deibul(not sure of spelling) told that i shoudl start off using this to see how my bodyu reacts and then start with deca.
SgtSlaughter
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Don't waste money on juice, spend money on some steak and milk every week.
Learn how to train and eat right and you'll see steriod like gains being a newbie in general to the lifestyle.
Learn how to train and eat right and you'll see steriod like gains being a newbie in general to the lifestyle.
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ninesecz
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Not bieng a dick!! but if you cant spell it than you definatley should not take it.. my theory is if you were doing research on any of this than you would have seen the correct spellin a million times by now and at your age., go to the diet forum get a good bulking diet then print out your mom a big grocery list and send her to the store. take some aminos and maybe some creatine and eat like crazy and you will be amazed at the gains you get. being 17 you have as much testoserone (a steroid) in your system as a 35 year old man tking 300-400mg per week so in essence you are kind of already on steroids
solidspine
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There is a post like this, with same spelling, grammar, or lack there of,
and questions every two to three days,
Is this a joke or are some real, what gives?
Boy you need to be about 25 years old before you think about gear.
and questions every two to three days,
Is this a joke or are some real, what gives?
Boy you need to be about 25 years old before you think about gear.
acneman
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1040acneman said:
thats how many posts i have this go round
340 is how many posts i wasted on bulshit like this
however
about 3 or 4 good guys have come out of posts that raised flags like this one
so once more into the breach dear friends
dont do it or im gonna tell your mom
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odoyal rulez
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this has to be a gimmick poster
mlong23
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I just want to add another post to my count. Go ahead and take that proposed cycle as I can't even determine what the hell you are talking about. As the others have said, please learn how to spell. And if you had done any research, you should have picked up the correct names with spelling, along with a bunch of novice cycles. But you're 17, stupid and illiterate. Do what you like.
bighippie11
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alter...easy call, way too slack to be legit
frankmasterpiece
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these post are getting old and dumb already...those d-bol ,or winnie post can i drink it ,or this typical post i got some steriod here how can i take it...youre 17 bro you only been working out for 5 months ,fuck grow up keep training eat then at the age of 24 -25 take some d-bol for 10 weeks and die ...j/k bro you need to be older so you can take something and have some knowlege you dont want to put something in your body that you dont know about...i really meant what i said...oh and another thing learn how to spell bro ...
being 17 you have as much testoserone (a steroid) in your system as a 35 year old man tking 300-400mg per week so in essence you are kind of already on steroids[/QUOTE]
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That's a good way of explaining it. I like that. I know when i was 17 and 18 i gained like a mother at the gym and i wasn't even getting enough protien. I agree with ya on that one.
Caper26
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That's a good way of explaining it. I like that. I know when i was 17 and 18 i gained like a mother at the gym and i wasn't even getting enough protien. I agree with ya on that one.
Caper26
ben dovergurl
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fake..
If you're 17 you're way too early. At 17 you're still growing. Why would you want to stop growing just to add some muscle you're not going to keep anyway? Come back in a few years when you've got some mature muscle to build on.
sweatandscience
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ninesecz said:
Yeah, No problem. I've got a great cycle for you: I'll send you all of my gear I just got (including over 750mg/wk test), and I'll be 17 and you can be 33.
Damn I wish I was that young again. Just 20 pushups and I had a pump that lasted a week.
Originally Posted by baller4life
Age:17
I've been goin to the gym for abotu 5 months on and off
Height:5'9"
Weight: 165
BF%: approx 18
Diet: Don't really got a diet jsut starett workign out consistantly onyl for the past 2 weeks.
Goals: By June 2007 be bulky but nto too much more leaner and cut.
Proposed cycle: take deibul(not sure of spelling) told that i shoudl start off using this to see how my bodyu reacts and then start with deca.
did just hear these words at your high school health class and wanted to do them.
man i wish i can do a deka and deibul cycle.
Age:17
I've been goin to the gym for abotu 5 months on and off
Height:5'9"
Weight: 165
BF%: approx 18
Diet: Don't really got a diet jsut starett workign out consistantly onyl for the past 2 weeks.
Goals: By June 2007 be bulky but nto too much more leaner and cut.
Proposed cycle: take deibul(not sure of spelling) told that i shoudl start off using this to see how my bodyu reacts and then start with deca.
did just hear these words at your high school health class and wanted to do them.
man i wish i can do a deka and deibul cycle.
BigCracker
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I'm taking Clambutteroil and Winniethepooh-V. I used to play the Human Growth Harmonica but I quit cuz it made me eat 50 Hershey Bars a day and gave me acne. I refinished my Deka on my front porch this past weeekend and lost 2lbs so I'm gonna try some of those vampire steroids called Transylvaniabolone with a frontload of Provolone and see what happens. My friend has this Heptalectrolite-stuff is it any good? Oh shit-I gotta go cuz I have Testosterone Detention after school
BigCracker
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Hey baller, if you are being serious, how does it feel to know that half the guys on this thread think that your posts are fake because they can't believe anyone could possibly be as stupid as you are??? If that's not a clue that you're messing with something that you shouldn't be I don't know what is?
Cauliflower Ear
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hahah i love these threads
Cauliflower Ear
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seriously though...you need to run a
1 gram deca (deka) weeks 1-15
then for pct go ahead and run D-boll(deibul) at 100mg ed for weeks 16-19
GREAT CYCLE!!!
1 gram deca (deka) weeks 1-15
then for pct go ahead and run D-boll(deibul) at 100mg ed for weeks 16-19
GREAT CYCLE!!!
pitbullrocco
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BigCracker said:
THIS IS THE BEST POST I'VE EVER READ ON EF. EVER. hands down. everyone should hit over 100% K on this one. do it now.
and i can't believe this thread made 2 pages. sad.
pitbullrocco
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BigCracker said:
HOLY SHIT!! LMFAO.....i just caught the provolone statement......FUCK! everyone at work is walking by to see why the fuck i'm rolling on the floor in my office
let a noob speak up
i've been reading on gear for 5 or 6 yrs
i will be taking my first cycle soon i'm 32
6' 214 lbs
i hit the gym twice a day and consume about 3000 to 4000 cal a day and i always hit at least 270 ( 300 is what i try to hit ) grams of protein a day .
so like they said do your homework
i've been reading on gear for 5 or 6 yrs
i will be taking my first cycle soon i'm 32
6' 214 lbs
i hit the gym twice a day and consume about 3000 to 4000 cal a day and i always hit at least 270 ( 300 is what i try to hit ) grams of protein a day .
so like they said do your homework
BigCracker
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dsh89 said:
Bro you should try this new roid from Kraft Labs called Pepperjacked. It gets you huge but one of the sides is that you shit firecrackers.
I heard of some roid called Nacho but it's only available in Mexico and at select 7-11. Anyone tried it? I heard stacking it with Jalepeno Acetate is tough on the asshole too though.
off_safety
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BigCracker said:
awww. i guess lightning doesnt strike twice. the first one was fucking brilliant, this one was-well lets be honest, lack luster at best.
pitbullrocco
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You must spread some Karma around before giving it to BigCracker again.
chazk
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well your spelling is up to par with the elite bodybuilders. now you just need to learn how to mutter "me need roids me love joe wieder long time"
and the body building contracts will come pouring in or atleast you will have a spot on the bed at joes house to crash at while your preparing for "private posing and wrestling " events for cash or growth hormone.
and the body building contracts will come pouring in or atleast you will have a spot on the bed at joes house to crash at while your preparing for "private posing and wrestling " events for cash or growth hormone.
