how to fuck a fat chick.

[needtogetaas]

any one knoe the best way to do it.my wife weighs 92lbs so I would be at a lose as to how to fuck a 250 + tipe chick.

 

[Lestat]

never banged anyone close to 250. 200 yes, but 250 is out of my league.

I prefer a tiny little ass.

 

[mrplunkey]

Roll her in flour and look for the damp spot.

That's what Pick does.

 

[needtogetaas]

never banged anyone close to 250. 200 yes, but 250 is out of my league.

I prefer a tiny little ass.

me to.I like a tight little ass but nice and small.

 

[mrplunkey]

never banged anyone close to 250. 200 yes, but 250 is out of my league.

I prefer a tiny little ass.

The ultimate test of ass quality is doggie position. When your hips crash into her ass, the ass should shake once then snap right back into place. If it quivers, warbles or rumbles instead, you've got yourself a fattie.

 

[H_T_]

i described in an earlier thread how you must find a proper angle. sometimes doggie off the edge of the bed, where you are standing and she's on all fours. sometimes you gotta do that scissor fuck thing, where you are both in between each others legs. if she's flexible, she can put her legs behind her head and you can squat and kind of "dip it" in...

 

[needtogetaas]

The ultimate test of ass quality is doggie position. When your hips crash into her ass, the ass should shake once then snap right back into place. If it quivers, warbles or rumbles instead, you've got yourself a fattie.

ya some girls look like they havent got a nice ass but bend them over and dame wach out.

 

[mrplunkey]

ya some girls look like they havent got a nice ass but bend them over and dame wach out.

Exactly!

You'd be suprised at how many girls we'd deem to have "no ass" or a "flat ass" actually have *excellent* asses when they are put in doggie position.

Similarly, you'd be suprised at how many "juicy asses" turn into quivering mounds of rumbling jello when you test them in doggie. Even girls that have normal or modest-sized asses can still shake and shimmy in doggy.

Now a squat bootie on the other hand... a muscular but larger-than-normal ass that just snaps-back into position as soon as you crash into it... that's just a plain gift from God.

 

[needtogetaas]

Exactly!

You'd be suprised at how many girls we'd deem to have "no ass" or a "flat ass" actually have *excellent* asses when they are put in doggie position.

Similarly, you'd be suprised at how many "juicy asses" turn into quivering mounds of rumbling jello when you test them in doggie. Even girls that have normal or modest-sized asses can still shake and shimmy in doggy.

Now a squat bootie on the other hand... a muscular but larger-than-normal ass that just snaps-back into position as soon as you crash into it... that's just a plain gift from God.

I love you.

 

[Cutiebaby]

omg, what the hell are you asking questions like this for?


Damn now I must make a thread too!
Oh btw, If I were you I would walk around cupping it for a while because the first chance I have at the man berries I will take....So I will grab them nice and hard, making sure that I pinch a little. Then I am gonna drag you around by them just like a caveman does to his bitch!
so cut the shit squidlips

 

[FISHTALES]

omg, what the hell are you asking questions like this for?


Damn now I must make a thread too!
Oh btw, If I were you I would walk around cupping it for a while because the first chance I have at the man berries I will take....So I will grab them nice and hard, making sure that I pinch a little. Then I am gonna drag you around by them just like a caveman does to his bitch!
so cut the shit squidlips

 

[manny78]

never banged anyone close to 250. 200 yes, but 250 is out of my league.

I prefer a tiny little ass.

yu serious ??? Props for being honest...

 

[Cutiebaby]

dude, I am so drinking a cup of coffee right now...Dunkin donuts to be exact

 

[mrplunkey]

omg, what the hell are you asking questions like this for?


Damn now I must make a thread too!
Oh btw, If I were you I would walk around cupping it for a while because the first chance I have at the man berries I will take....So I will grab them nice and hard, making sure that I pinch a little. Then I am gonna drag you around by them just like a caveman does to his bitch!
so cut the shit squidlips

needto's gonna have to change his board handle to "NeedtoGetIce"

 

[Cutiebaby]

needto's gonna have to change his board handle to "NeedtoGetIce"

No, either
needtogetanewsetofballs
or\
needanewwifey

 

[Spartacus]

who moved this great thread?

 

[redsamurai]

so angel weighs 92lbs eh??......eat something

 

[Cutiebaby]

so angel weighs 92lbs eh??......eat something

I do eat.

 

[buffer1]

any one knoe the best way to do it.my wife weighs 92lbs so I would be at a lose as to how to fuck a 250 + tipe chick.

roll her in flour,and look for the wet spot?

 

[Creepusmaximus]

i described in an earlier thread how you must find a proper angle. sometimes doggie off the edge of the bed, where you are standing and she's on all fours. sometimes you gotta do that scissor fuck thing, where you are both in between each others legs. if she's flexible, she can put her legs behind her head and you can squat and kind of "dip it" in...

Oh god that's grossing me out thinking of that.

 

[delete]

list to Howard Stern this morning; He had John Cena on for an interview Seems he likes orgies and will fuck almost anything with a vagina. He said the heaviest he's done is a 280 lb lady...and said he enjoyed it; didn't eat at the "Y" but got a BJ and then banged her. Had 1 1/2 hours to kill b4 his plane left after a WWE event. { and I have drawn the line at 150 lbs! ] The only one I've had sex with that was 320 lb was a player with the Arizona Rattlers....several years ago.

 

[bilter]

when you climb on and your kness are no longer touching the bed you know shes a bigun

 

[feisty11975]

when you climb on and your kness are no longer touching the bed you know shes a bigun

haha

 

[needtogetaas]

when you climb on and your kness are no longer touching the bed you know shes a bigun

lmao

 

[Wulfgar]

i like fucking big girls

 

[bloodinbloodout]

Slap her leg and ride the wave in?

 

[CO B-man]

Needto, You dont! You look for her 100 lb friend! but you should be nice to her because her 100# friend is more than likeley also insecure and you need her on your side!

 

[Chromeanator]

I banged a fat chick once and got a bad case of the red ass. I was on top headed for the finish line and giving it every thing I had when I felt something slapping me on the ass. I thought she was getting into it so I started yelling "That's it baby spank Daddy!" She looked up at me and asked what the hell are you talking about so I looked behind me and realized it was the ceiling fan.....big woman.