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HOw tall are you?

6'4 1/2"
 
BrothaBill said:
I dont care much about height of a female given that its much more important her work ethic, background, BRAINS and outlook on life. In the whole scheme of things, height is not that big of a deal. Im lucky b/c Bubbles is tall but, it would matter if she wasnt. I was looking for a funny tall chic picture but I found this personal ad:
Tall Girl Seeks Short Guy.
Do not send a photo. Do not send me any erotic stories. Do not tell me you are cute, sexy, good in bed, or otherwise state your powers. I am not submisive, do not want to be spanked, kiss my ass. I am tall. I hate tall men. They have egos and whine. Short me are better looking, but I will not abide begging. I do not like tatoo work. Metal, or otherwise altered skin. No, I am not kidding. If you are married shoot yourself prior to emailing me, I don't care. Don't send me your cell number. Don't send me a link to your web site.
Don't ask me to go to some other chat site. Don't tell me about your business, your income, or your car. I don't care. Be as direct as I am. Write a lot. This took time. Again, NO PHOTOS. NO MARRIED! If you are short, bonus points for ugly (giggle) and not afriad to say so, then I might be interested.
If you are tall, or think I am kidding, I don't care. If you have tickets to a sports event, burn them, because I don't care. If you drink, smoke, or do any form of drugs. See help, and I am not it. If you have had an STD or have been exposed to an STD in the last 100 years, then I have no interest in knowing about you, do not write! If you have been sexually active in the last 25 years I want you to email me the email addresses of all your partners so I can confirm you are a nut case prior to our meeting. Otherwise do not mention what you did with the two girls last summer. I don't care.
I like short men. By this I do not mean men who are closer to 6foot than to 5 foot, or men who are short sitting down, or who have to consider the size of what should be kept in their pants. Hair, you will shave, you are not bald, you do not color it, you are not a rock star wanna be. Rock star, you are not one. You are not in a band, if you think bands are cool that's nice for you, I DON'T CARE! Phone sex, no. I don't, you won't, we shall not. EVER! Blow Jobs, go find someone else, I don't care if you are frustrated. The color of your balls is highly uninteresting to me. And no, I do not need a licking, and any suggestions related to your ability to do so will bore me.
Can you listen and not talk for more than an hour?
Bonus points if you do not own a TV, a radio, or own a single CD or DVD. (The one in your computer is okay.) You do not play online games. EVER.
You do not Quad, Mud truck, or drive on the beach. I read and write in English. If you have an illness and must use another language see a doctor, don't email me.
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
this is in or around LO
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Everything was tolerable until she said I had to be her fucking sounding board. What she wants is a dog.
 
I'm 6'2" tall and 305lbs right now. Problem with being really wide is no one believes I am that tall, people always think I am like 5'10" until they stand next to me and go "Wow you really are that tall". Best is when I have my work boots on and am over 6'3".

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
If you and EIG had kids they would be doomed to be jockies.

Cheers,
Scotsman
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yeah have u seen the shape of jockies thesedays?? damm they have some damm good abs.. and erm,, EIG ?? how bout it ? :evil:
 
Covergrl80 said:
I got you beat!!! 4'11. I will be surprised if anyone has me beat on this board.

I will be ready for all the short jokes,cause I am sure there coming. LOL
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Holy christ you're a midget! How do you get thru life being that small?? Seriously if I was 4'11 I'd just shoot myself. Honestly like you must get up in the morning and waddle to the bathroom mirror and go "holy shit I'm so small." Do you even walk, or do you just shuffle your feet really fast?? I'm 5'9.5 btw. and I do jest.
 
I refuse to believe that I am the tallest chick who posts on C&C: 5'9"
 
Americans are fucking short.

Take my 4 closest buddies- They´re 6"3, 6"3, 6"5, I´m 6"4 and the last guy is about 5"11 or 5"10.

We pick on the "shorty"
 
BUBBLES said:
I am NOT 5'10'' barefoot!
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:wavey: How tall are ya??? I'm actually a pinch over 5'9" barefoot but it's funny, shorter folk generally round up and taller ones start to round down :qt:
 
About 6'2"
 
Hiatussin said:
Americans are fucking short.

Take my 4 closest buddies- They´re 6"3, 6"3, 6"5, I´m 6"4 and the last guy is about 5"11 or 5"10.

We pick on the "shorty"
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just try it. you tall freak. lol
 
Hiatussin said:
*puts hand on tt´s forehead with stretched arm and laughs as tt fails to reach him*
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:dodgy:

i really dont see that hapning. you tryed a public stunt like that and it would be the last thing you would do. you iraqy guys are all right.
 
tinytank said:
:dodgy:

i really dont see that hapning. you tryed a public stunt like that and it would be the last thing you would do. you iraqy guys are all right.
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im not iraqy.

and you need anger management, together with all the other napoleon syndrome types
 
Hiatussin said:
im not iraqy.

and you need anger management, together with all the other napoleon syndrome types
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yeah, ok bla bla bla. do u really think i know what any of what u said ment ?
 
tinytank said:
yeah, ok bla bla bla. do u really think i know what any of what u said ment ?
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I´m sorry in that case I was mistaking and you better fit the profile of the dachshund "syndrome" type- too stupid for compensating delusions of grandeur to make up for your height, sticking with simply being loud and obnoxious.

Did you know your home country Scotland is the birthplace of strongman competition and whisky, and has the highest assault rate in peace time in the world? I suppose you WOULD attack me, had we had this conversation in person.

I don´t know you or have anything against you. I´m just having fun cracking at you. :evil: :chomp: hope you don´t mind
 
Hiatussin said:
I´m sorry in that case I was mistaking and you better fit the profile of the dachshund "syndrome" type- too stupid for compensating delusions of grandeur to make up for your height, sticking with simply being loud and obnoxious.

Did you know your home country Scotland is the birthplace of strongman competition and whisky, and has the highest assault rate in peace time in the world? I suppose you WOULD attack me, had we had this conversation in person.

I don´t know you or have anything against you. I´m just having fun cracking at you. :evil: :chomp: hope you don´t mind
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lol, yeah, im shure i would propibly attack you but thats because id be doing you a favor by rearanging your face. lol(me having a crack at u). i knew scotland had the highest assault rate, and theres no point going into how bad scotland is, thats a bit CHEEKY coming from a dude that comes from iraq . but i do think u have a point, its my nature to be more aggressive, because i have a point to prove. ( small man syndrome )
 
tinytank said:
lol, yeah, im shure i would propibly attack you but thats because id be doing you a favor by rearanging your face. lol(me having a crack at u). i knew scotland had the highest assault rate, and theres no point going into how bad scotland is, thats a bit CHEEKY coming from a dude that comes from iraq . but i do think u have a point, its my nature to be more aggressive, because i have a point to prove. ( small man syndrome )
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I´ve never been to Iraq.

You´re pretty much saying what I said
 
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