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Generic MALE
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Wow. I probably could have done without reading this. I feel pretty inadequate after hearing of these sexploits. I am married and masterbate a few times a year - which is more than I did when I was single. Before I was married the only sexual release I had was for the most part wet dreams. (This story is probably getting old but...) I was super religious growing up and masterbating (as well as premarital sex) was "wrong" so I just did not do it.
My wife certainly does not want me to masterbate - but for example I did wednesday night when I had trouble sleeping and did not want to wake her (we have a young baby and she needs sleep when she can get it). I can't remember the last time I did it before that. I have been married more than a decade and we have sex 4 or 5 times a week average. This year I have been super busy so it is more challenging to get together. But last year if I had a week where I had sex 10-15 times in a week, then the next week I was only good to go maybe 3-4 times a week. The first year I was married we hit it on the average 11 times per week with a high of only 16 times per week. I have never been able to go more than 3 times per day. The fact that you guys can hit it 3 times day in and day out puts me to shame. I am 40 and would like to increase my statistics. Do you guys think it is mental? Plain old conditioning like any exercise? Do you think you can increase your ability to go more often?
Some of you guys sound like you are getting off around 30 times per week. I would be cumming blood if I tried that.
My wife certainly does not want me to masterbate - but for example I did wednesday night when I had trouble sleeping and did not want to wake her (we have a young baby and she needs sleep when she can get it). I can't remember the last time I did it before that. I have been married more than a decade and we have sex 4 or 5 times a week average. This year I have been super busy so it is more challenging to get together. But last year if I had a week where I had sex 10-15 times in a week, then the next week I was only good to go maybe 3-4 times a week. The first year I was married we hit it on the average 11 times per week with a high of only 16 times per week. I have never been able to go more than 3 times per day. The fact that you guys can hit it 3 times day in and day out puts me to shame. I am 40 and would like to increase my statistics. Do you guys think it is mental? Plain old conditioning like any exercise? Do you think you can increase your ability to go more often?
Some of you guys sound like you are getting off around 30 times per week. I would be cumming blood if I tried that.
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maybe once a day, I have sex with my fiance' maybe 2-3 times a day. we keep track as a game because we did it so much we wanted to see what it added up to. We have our off days but it's usually 40-50 times monthly. With a record of 7 times in 1 day.
She's hot and I just can't get enough of her.
She's hot and I just can't get enough of her.
Bigburndaddy
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for Big burndaddy its all business,,, gettin older (33) so i feel its part of my daily routine,, you know like egge whites, protien, supps, cardio, excercizin the the fast twitch meat muscle, liftin, 1 gallon of water, punchin the clown again, takin a nap, eatin dinner, nailin the old lady, adn hittin the sack early...
Climber406
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A friend told me this when I was a kid, "There are three kinds of people in this world; People that jerk off, people that lie about it, and people that talk WAY the fuck to much about it. BUT EVERYONE DOES IT!"
SSgt Ballard
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i'm stuck in Quatar right now without my wife so its daily
Luca Reinheart
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danielson said:hmm....unfortunately i dont and its the only thing that stops me humpin' lamposts
LOL!
I do it about once a day mostly, occasionally I skip a day. Do you think that with less masturbation, that when you finally do do it again that your load will blow farther?
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