How often do you have sex?

[Frisky]

For me its at the least once a night and if im lucky bright and early in the morning. Jump on that thang and ride it like you stole it... he'll wake up sooner or later. tee hee

 

[EnderJE]

For me, not much since the wife's back problems and headaches. Good news is that it isn't a tumour! Before that...about twice a month. Sigh...

 

[CrazyK]

G/F has her V-card right now, and wants to wait a while...so never lol. Before being single I'd average one good one night stand a week though.

 

[needtogetaas]

3-4 times a week.some times everynight,but if iam in the dog house my wife has bin known to hold out fore up to 4-5 days.god it gets bad.lol

 

[ortiz34]

Been with my girl 2 years now and I'd say we average 3-4 times a week.

 

[Cutiebaby]

3-4 times a week.some times everynight,but if iam in the dog house my wife has bin known to hold out fore up to 4-5 days.god it gets bad.lol

dont lie!

 

[H_T_]

the only way Frisky can get laid is with a stolen dick.

 

[Frisky]

the only way Frisky can get laid is with a stolen dick.

wtf?

 

[Cutiebaby]

the only way Frisky can get laid is with a stolen dick.

She steals dildos?

 

[Frisky]

She steals dildos?

ewww


LOL


I steal batteries though

 

[Cutiebaby]

ewww


LOL


I steal batteries though

omg, so do I!
They are so damn expensive and they dont seem to last that long. Bob starts dying after about 2 days. It is crazy

 

[H_T_]

wtf?

i would have to be so fucking drunk that my actual perception of reality is altered in order for me to get and maintain an erection in your presence. i'd need a team of expert Swedish fluffers and a midget to actually pinch off at my nutsack tie in so that the blood couldn't run away in fear of being dipped in that miasmic swamp you have for a vaginer.

 

[immortalis]

omg, so do I!
They are so damn expensive and they dont seem to last that long. Bob starts dying after about 2 days. It is crazy

wow

 

[seaking420]

2-3x's/wk and then 2-3x's I'll do it myself

 

[GoldenDelicious]

once every 6 months maybe

 

[Dial_tone]

For me its at the least once a night and if im lucky bright and early in the morning. Jump on that thang and ride it like you stole it... he'll wake up sooner or later. tee hee

How many of these "look at me....I'm getting sex 536 times a day and I don't have to get him drunk first" threads are you going to make?




translation - I wish I was getting sex 536 times a day too.

 

[SlimJim52]

omg, so do I!
They are so damn expensive and they dont seem to last that long. Bob starts dying after about 2 days. It is crazy

BOB? LMFAO!
Get rechargables.

I used to get it several times a week. NOW? Shit, if I get it once a month I am lucky. Of course sometimes if I can give it once a month I am lucky!

 

[maxspeed96ct]

man this sucks, im getting it once a week .....


But thats just how its been since the begining so im kinda used to it ,tho with my ex i used to do it 4-5 tiems a week, thats prolly the only thing i can say I miss.

 

[Frisky]

How many of these "look at me....I'm getting sex 536 times a day and I don't have to get him drunk first" threads are you going to make?




translation - I wish I was getting sex 536 times a day too.

Who said I didn't have to get him drunk first