, I'm sure he get a lot of tail
AGENT SHAGWELL said:lol...WOdin...never?...ever?....I don't know why I'm laughing....but I am....never?....
and yes...., I'm sure he get a lot of tail
yeh u rite!top2bottomdfw said:i may leave home without my Amercian Express sometimes, butt NEVER with out a condom or three.
and OF COURSE they will tell you the truth.....medical said:Never...I had a vasectomy when I turned 40 and if at my age I can't discuss things enough with a potential partner to minimize STD risks to the bare minimum then I won't do it (them!).
top2bottomdfw said:I'm soooo bored at the family vacation this week; got the computer to myself for a while and decided to look at some of the OLD posts; man, there is a goldmine of humor in these back pages; decided to reply to a few and see if they are revivable....![]()
well I only have 1 partner so I dont need condoms, I know he only has one too!immortalis said:thats wtf im talkin about.![]()
having only one partner or not; whenever butt play comes into action is another reason to strap one on the willy!SlimJim52 said:Since being married, now 10 years, I had absolutly no use for one. BUT, I have them just in case I find a little extra if you know what I mean, and will use them for a multitude of reasons, but mostly so I ain't nobody's daddy.

ah, yes, but, buddy, you are one of the few that are worth waiting for!redsamurai said:..all of you would understand just how selective I can be..![]()
Angel said:well I only have 1 partner so I dont need condoms, I know he only has one too!

top2bottomdfw said:ah, yes, but, buddy, you are one of the few that are worth waiting for!![]()

little? little? who/what are you calling little? I do things in a BIG way.. Large nose, long fingers, big feet; it all goes as a big package.redsamurai said:you flirting with me you little tease!....![]()
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top2bottomdfw said:little? little? who/what are you calling little? I do things in a BIG way.. Large nose, long fingers, big feet; it all goes as a big package.![]()
ok, "sir" it is; 185 lb on a good day; and 6'2". I'll be glad to compensate for any size difference by leaving some cash on the night stand of the hotel room. I've seen enough 'muscle worship' vids to know what to do....lol.redsamurai said:ok, I'll bite......how big are you? Height/weight? cause if you're not at least 260 you will be calling me "sir" when I show up at the hotel room!!!....![]()
total j/k everybody....total j/k
Angel said:where is the never option?
on behalf of vaginas everywhere, we thank you; it feels sooo good to be sooo stretched out like that.DJ_UFO said:Never. They make them too small.

"vaginas"...is that your pet name for your 'roids?top2bottomdfw said:on behalf of vaginas everywhere, we thank you; it feels sooo good to be sooo stretched out like that.![]()

either that or my 'mangina' used that term in front of my str8 trainer and he actually frowned with a look of disgust....made my day!rnch said:"vaginas"...is that your pet name for your 'roids?![]()
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