this reminds me of the guy doing weighted dips with like 4 plates...
they were hanging between his legs and it looked like huge ass balls, and he had to grab onto them and help lift into the bench to remove them, and he walked stradeled
i dunno if i'm doing this right. i went and stood on the scale and got my weight, then i grabbed my penis and stepped on the scale again. same weight. it's even the same when i pick my balls up too.