How many MMA twits do we have on here?

[the_alcatraz]

Being from Canada, you are in contention for that title sho' nuff.

Dude, Canadians are just better than everyone else out there. That's the truth.

 

[AAP]

Dude, Canadians are just better than everyone else out there. That's the truth.

Only in using their moufs.

My left leg is named Butt, my right leg is named Hash. Once you huff that combo, just like the prison version of butthash you will pass out and when you come to, be tripping for days.

 

[the_alcatraz]

Only in using their moufs.

My left leg is named Butt, my right leg is named Hash. Once you huff that combo, just like the prison version of butthash you will pass out and when you come to, be tripping for days.

You talk too much. Can you walk the walk?

 

[canadianhitman]

http://www.theticketking.com/ResultsTicket.aspx?evtid=772114&event=UFC+83

Wow...section 107, Row R selling for 1300 per ticket.

I have section 107, Row E My cost after factoring in Fight Club membership, admission.com fee, taxes, shipping for tickets ect is about 265 bucks.

Now I'm REALLY kicking myself for not buying an extra two tickets to scalp though.

 

[the_alcatraz]

Wow...section 107, Row R selling for 1300 per ticket.

I have section 107, Row E My cost after factoring in Fight Club membership, admission.com fee, taxes, shipping for tickets ect is about 265 bucks.

Now I'm REALLY kicking myself for not buying an extra two tickets to scalp though.

Could've probably bought them off of you

 

[canadianhitman]

Yeah, we have that down here too. We call it the Girl Scouts.

Now why doesn't it surprise me that you were in Girl Scouts?

I bet you owned that sewing merit badge...probably designed a strapless sequined evening gown while the other girls were struggling to stitch together a tacky T-shirt.

 

[the_alcatraz]

Now why doesn't it surprise me that you were in Girl Scouts?

I bet you owned that sewing merit badge...probably designed a strapless sequined evening gown while the other girls were struggling to stitch together a tacky T-shirt.

It scares me that you both know so much about what goes into being a girl scout

 

[AAP]

You talk too much. Can you walk the walk?

In Prada's at that.

 

[the_alcatraz]

In Prada's at that.

lol....what year Prada?

 

[curvymommy]

I'll fuckin, slide you down a rusty razor-bladeinto a pool of alcohol


I'll fuckin, I'll fuckin, cut your kneecaps offand make you kneel in some staircase piss


I'll fuckin cut your eyelids off and feed you nothing but sleeping pills

I thought this thread was about MAMa's. Nevermind...