How many MMA twits do we have on here?

[Cal_21]

More importantly, you wanna fight?


I will choke the shit out of you with your own Affliction knock off shirt. You will be using that Tap Out beanie to hold the shattered pieces of your ego and "skillz" while crying for mommy.

My Muy Thai In Yo Eye will leave yo face in disgrace.

lol

 

[AAP]

Pretty safe to assume it is the general consensus of the e-masses that AAP would whup that ass of any twit replying here.

I have devastated enough people with my figure four leglock to populate small countries.

 

[the_alcatraz]

Pretty safe to assume it is the general consensus of the e-masses that AAP would whup that ass of any twit replying here.

I have devastated enough people with my figure four leglock to populate small countries.

You wont even make it to the ground to try those on me. I'd take you out with a 1-2-1 combo or a right hook to the head or a left uppercut to the rib. You wont even go past round one with me.

 

[AAP]

^^ said by someone that obviously has already taken too many punches to the head.

 

[the_alcatraz]

^^ said by someone that obviously has already taken too many punches to the head.

Dude, I have an iron chin and you have a chandelier for a head. I would punch your lights out without hesitation.

 

[AAP]

Dude, I have an iron chin and you have a chandelier for a head. I would punch your lights out without hesitation.

You been around Canadians too long. You better first work on defeating those super ninja women.

 

[canadianhitman]

You been around Canadians too long.

Average Canadian is tougher than average American...and don't you forget it.

We grow up playing hockey...we are grizzled fight veterans by the time we're twelve years old for the most part.

 

[the_alcatraz]

Average Canadian is tougher than average American...and don't you forget it.

We grow up playing hockey...we are grizzled fight veterans by the time we're twelve years old for the most part.

Agreed. I have Arab brute strength, and Canadian skillz and Pride. It's a deadly combination.

 

[AAP]

Agreed. I have Arab brute strength, and Canadian skillz and Pride. It's a deadly combination.

As if.

I will certainly prepare you for a career in Audio Visiuals with my blazing speed, Herculean strength, ripply mussles and tactfully color coordinated shorts and shoes. I will dress in red and color coordinate your face too.

 

[AAP]

we are grizzled fight veterans by the time we're twelve years old for the most part.

Yeah, we have that down here too. We call it the Girl Scouts.