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How many MMA twits do we have on here?

Remember that retard I beat up that time because he licked my cell phone?

Well I wasn't even trying then.
 
AAP said:
Remember that retard I beat up that time because he licked my cell phone?

Well I wasn't even trying then.
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yeah, he escaped from the mental hospital after killing 3 people with his bare hands. the cops couldn't believe you took him out just like that.
 
boxing +1

MMA -1

I respect the MMA guys though. It is a tough sport. Maybe it is a generation thing. I think boxing is more artistic.

The thing that gets me is that everyone at the gym now is training to fight MMA. I see them hit the heavy bags and speed bags and laugh. They really need some training. We also have local amateur fights that have just started. I've seen guys get fucked up bad because they do not know what they are doing.

In boxing it takes 6 months just to learn how to punch properly. MMA is much more complex. Factor in the grappling / wrestling it takes much more time to become proficient. Guys take dbol, hit the heavy bag, and think they can fight. WTF. I respect the guys that know what they are doing and train properly.
 
canadianhitman said:
There are TWO middleweight Canadian champs:

Joachim Alcine, WBA light-middleweight champ

Lucian Bute, IBF super-middleweight champ
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Is Bute fighting Miranda?
 
I'm the baddest muthafucka to ever pull on clean drawers each day.
 
I love to watch and attend the fights. Nothing like it as far as live sports go. As far as fighting.. I gave that up outside(and inside) of bars years ago. Too damn old anyhow. Might break a hip.
 
vixensghost said:
This thread reminds me of two stray Tom cats gettin thrown in a cardboard box 2-gether. :)
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I'm a tomcat...rawr :evil:
 
vixensghost said:
This thread reminds me of two stray Tom cats gettin thrown in a cardboard box 2-gether. :)
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Yeah, one of them (me) ends up holding the other down and fucking it in the ass.
 
manny78 said:
No need for MMA. I'm a lazy fucker and got something better than Mall Ninja's moves:

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I'd shove those right up the pee hole :qt: :p
 
manny78 said:
No need for MMA. I'm a lazy fucker and got something better than Mall Ninja's moves:
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Like anyone want to tussle with you anyway and risk coming in contact with that fucking mustache.
 
the_alcatraz said:
OMG! still going?
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Energizer Bunny ain't got shit on me.

This world is populate by three kinds of people.

1 - People who's asses I have kicked
2 - People who's asses I can kick
3 - People who's asses I am going to kick - top of list Suge Knight
 
AAP said:
He would run home and with a marker add "-ped" to all his Tap Out gear.
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!! You're a freakin' retard. :FRlol: That's almost as funny as PuddleMonkey's avatar.
 
the_alcatraz said:
AAP, I'd still kick ur arse.
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I would mix smelling salts in with my after shave just so you wouldn't get TKO'd right off the bat.

My right hook has displaced more families that Katrina did.
 
AAP said:
I would mix smelling salts in with my after shave just so you wouldn't get TKO'd right off the bat.

My right hook has displaced more families that Katrina did.
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Arrogant fool. You cannot match my crouching tiger technique.
 
silverstar1025 said:
lol this thread is funny.
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It is just a matter of technique. My cobra stance will knock him da fuck out.
 
Me predicts that Alcatraz's technique consists of consistently attempting to sweep the leg over and over.

Once I get my hands on you, you will certainly live up to your user name. My headlock = 24 hour lock down. You ain't going nowhere in it. Except where I tell you to go.
 
The last wannabe tuff guy (aka "fool") that attempted to make a name for himself :






exactly 1.67992 seconds after the bell was rung.










ranger_1_1.JPG
 
AAP said:
The last wannabe tuff guy (aka "fool") that attempted to make a name for himself :






exactly 1.67992 seconds after the bell was rung.










ranger_1_1.JPG
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lmao!!
 
AAP said:
^^ those holes in his back are from my Pradalettos.
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wtf? you can't wear heals to a fight bro....you know the rules...
 
Don't worry, you will be broken and already in so much pain, you will never feel me walk all over you.
 
AAP said:
Don't worry, you will be broken and already in so much pain, you will never feel me walk all over you.
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with your Prada shoes? lol....FAG!
 
mma twits? im guessing that you can lift heavy weights, but when it comes to strength that you can actually use in a combat situation, my girlfriend could beat you up. theres no need to put everyone in the same catergory, i have been fighting mma for around 4 years now,been kickboxing for 6 years before that,and i dont feel the need to swagger around in affliction or tapout clothing, i agree with the post which says as a rule, people who wear all that dont actually train mma.
i have recently suffered quite a serious a ankle injury, so my mma will be going on hold for 6 months, possibly a year. i will be using this time to build on my strength, possibly go up to middleweight (185 lbs) thats kinda why im here.
 
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*The_West* said:
mma twits? im guessing that you can lift heavy weights, but when it comes to strength that you can actually use in a combat situation, my girlfriend could beat you up. theres no need to put everyone in the same catergory, i have been fighting mma for around 4 years now,been kickboxing for 6 years before that,and i dont feel the need to swagger around in affliction or tapout clothing, i agree with the post which says as a rule, people who wear all that dont actually train mma.
i have recently suffered quite a serious a ankle injury, so my mma will be going on hold for 6 months, possibly a year. i will be using this time to build on my strength, possibly go up to middleweight (185 lbs) thats kinda why im here.
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Translated : I twisted my ankle doing some froo-froo kick attempt on my girlfriend, who then beat my ass inside out.
 
AAP said:
Translated : I twisted my ankle doing some froo-froo kick attempt on my girlfriend, who then beat my ass inside out.
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not quite. i was only sparring, went to body kick, but as i put my foot back down i was slightly off-balance,as i rolled it over badly with all my bodyweight on it, resulting in a really, really shitty sprain. my whole foot was purple and twice the frigging size.
what can you do, other than come back stronger?
 
Poor misguided souls attempting e-bravado.

Mother Nature keeps my picture on her refridgerator door as a reminder that there is a force out there that has misplaced and orphaned more families than the Black Plague ever did.
 
AAP said:
Poor misguided souls attempting e-bravado.

Mother Nature keeps my picture on her refridgerator door as a reminder that there is a force out there that has misplaced and orphaned more families than the Black Plague ever did.
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more than the katrina?
 
mountain muscle said:
Corrected for accuracy.
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She regrets breaking the mold after she made me.

Her finest creation having to be surrounded by twits, ninnys, and mere mortals.
 
Arrogant fool. You shall feel the wrath of my dragon fury.
 
AAP said:
Altoids can fix that.
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Altoids are a brand of breath mints that have existed since the turn of the 19th century. Altoids are less popular in Britain -- their country of origin --than in the regions to which they are exported

I prefer lifesavers :rainbow:
 
the_alcatraz said:
Altoids are a brand of breath mints that have existed since the turn of the 19th century. Altoids are less popular in Britain -- their country of origin --than in the regions to which they are exported

I prefer lifesavers :rainbow:
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Doooood, Your chances of being witty , funny, or innovative have got more setbacks than clocks in November.

:)
 
vixensghost said:
Doooood, Your chances of being witty , funny, or innovative have got more setbacks than clocks in November.

:)
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:( *tear, tear*

Oh the lamentations.....the pain....ohhh
 
'll fuckin tie you to a fuckin bedpost with your ass cheeks spread out and shit, right? Put a hanger on a fuckin stove and let that shit sit there for like a half hour. Take it off and stick it in your ass slow like, Tssssssss!

Yeah I'll fuckin lay your nuts on a fuckin dresser. Just your nuts layin on a fuckin dresser, and bang them shits with a spiked fuckin bat; ooooohhhh, BLAOWWW!

I'll fuckin pull your fuckin tongue out your fuckin mouth and stab the shit with a rusty screwdriver, BLAOWW!

I'll fuckin hang you by your fuckin dick off a fuckin twelve-story building out this motherfucker.

I'll fuckin sew your asshole closed, and keep feedin you and feedin you, and feedin you, and feedin you.
 
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