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How long will it take Tuc to get laid? If it ever happens?

Imnotdutch

Imnotdutch

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Tuc is currently in the middle of a dry spell.............a long long dry spell. Think on Ethiopian time scales. However, he has recently met a not so young lady who appears to be besotted with him........apparently he 'takes her breath away' and she says 'sex is inevitable'.

However, he does a lot of talking aobut her and not much doing. I think he is in danger of being moved onto the freindship ladder. I woudl have said that he has the green light already.

So, how long do you think it will be before he actually nails this poor unfortuinate thing? Or will he totally blow it? Post your opinions..........
 
Sometime around Christmas if they're still talking.
 
deteras1 said:
BBF is available!!
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Sure, if he is not up for it, I will pound her kitty. Good idea deteras.

Anywho, he is in definate danger of being moved to friend status. He better hit it, within the next week or its probably over.
 
Tuc is going to need a lot more than a shower if he is hoping to get laid.

First and Foremost, he needs potty training. We'll talk about the rest of the issues after that gets resolved...
 
if she said sex was inevitable.....then it probably is......sounds like she knows what she wants.

i think even if it does move to friendship status, he could still get some from her....

tuc? any updates?
 
tripleblonde said:
tuc? any updates?
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Here's the update the Cops gave him when he arrived at her house again - after being told to stop calling and going any where near her by the local Majistrate:

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tripleblonde said:
if she said sex was inevitable.....then it probably is......sounds like she knows what she wants.

i think even if it does move to friendship status, he could still get some from her....

tuc? any updates?
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honestly........I could shit on the bonnet of either one's car and still be assured of sex with either one at any time of my choosing......I am a complete stud
 
tuc biscuit said:
lol, a hood


why do I have to explain myself into this dialect you bastards speak?
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Well, if you'd speak in ENGLISH instead of some foreign dialect we'd be able to understand you! And don't give me none of your shit about how you're from England and you speak English. We kicked your asses and henceforth owned that language as our own! :biggrin:
 
strongsmartsexy said:
Well, if you'd speak in ENGLISH instead of some foreign dialect we'd be able to understand you! And don't give me none of your shit about how you're from England and you speak English. We kicked your asses and henceforth owned that language as our own! :biggrin:
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Dont make me come over there and take over your goddam country........

In England we speak the Queen's English.......that woudl be proper English. You on the other hand speak some gibberish that pretends to be English but is in fact a cheap copy.
 
Imnotdutch said:
Dont make me come over there and take over your goddam country........

In England we speak the Queen's English.......that woudl be proper English. You on the other hand speak some gibberish that pretends to be English but is in fact a cheap copy.
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C'mon over mate. Bring your rubbers and fags so you can smoke in class.
 
Imnotdutch said:
In England we speak the Queen's English.......that woudl be proper English. You on the other hand speak some gibberish that pretends to be English but is in fact a cheap copy.
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Now if you can just get rid of that overdone cheesy accent you'll be set.
 
Did Tuc get laid yet? I didnt feel any tremors, did you?

I guess he took another step towards the friendship ladder..........
 
Imnotdutch said:
Did Tuc get laid yet? I didnt feel any tremors, did you?

I guess he took another step towards the friendship ladder..........
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dutch have faith in him......he's just biding his time..........when 2 girls are involved, that is all you can do :)
 
TB, scope my thread like this one out. Its alot better.
 
tripleblonde said:
dutch have faith in him......he's just biding his time..........when 2 girls are involved, that is all you can do :)
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I tried to tell him that the whole situation smack sof a threesome but he wasn't having any of it. You can lead tuc to women but you can't make him.........
 
tuc biscuit said:
she offered me anal :heart:
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Wow.....what a classy lady ;)

On a side note, Tuc has been gone for some time........I wonder if he decided to hit it. Shit and I thought I was a slow mover.
 
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