how long until this jumps from animals to humans?

[fogg88]

Something to look forward to:


Horrific venereal disease strikes African baboons

18:07 02 May 03
NewScientist.com news service

A horrific venereal disease is preying on baboons in eastern Africa. An estimated 200 animals have been infected and scientists are scrambling to identify the mystery microbe that is attacking them.

The disease targets the reproductive organs of the primate. The consequences for male baboons are particularly gruesome, says Elibariki Mtui, of the African Wildlife Foundation in Arusha, Tanzania. "The genitals kind of rot away, then they just drop off," he told New Scientist.

full article

 

[ajtomasi]

JESUS CHRIST!

 

[BowlingForSoup]

Okay now....I'm scared

 

[HumorMe]

As soon as one of the Pygmies goes into the jungle and decides to hump a female baboon and come back to his tribe and spread it around. A couple of years and it will make it over here.

 

[bwood]

think about if this is a "bad" thing...

 

[biteme]

As soon as one of the Pygmies goes into the jungle and decides to hump a female baboon and come back to his tribe and spread it around. A couple of years and it will make it over here.

LMAO!

 

[Burning_Inside]

As soon as one of the Pygmies goes into the jungle and decides to hump a female baboon and come back to his tribe and spread it around. A couple of years and it will make it over here.

sad but true

 

[plornive]

I hope it is not a virus.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

May1010 will be the first human carrier.

 

[AustinTX]

JESUS CHRIST!

Ditto. Could only be worse if it's like HIV and has a 10 year "quiet" period or something, and the dicks are about to start dropping off of humans next week.....

 

[big_bad_buff]

everything comes from africa man, all the people basically eat, sleep and shit with the animals, and the animals do the same, freaking discussing. it's a breeding ground for viruses and diseases.

 

[Baby Gorilla]

EEK!!!

"The genitals kind of rot away, then they just drop off," he told New Scientist.

What if some mofo has oral or anal sex after contracting this? What rots and falls off.

 

[theprophe]

well most diseases, we can't catch from animals, pigs are a big exception i believe, thats why most of teh bad shit comes from asia where pigs are with the chickens, pigs can catch almost anything from anything

 

[[email protected]]

I say we nuke all third world countries! If you live with your food, then you too!

 

[2Thick]

What you geniuses do not realize is that there are already a dozen venereal diseases that do the same thing.

 

[bwood]

What you geniuses do not realize is that there are already a dozen venereal diseases that do the same thing.

that is not enough...

 

[Spartacus]

Re: EEK!!!

What if some mofo has oral or anal sex after contracting this? What rots and falls off.

bump and grind

 

[Russian KGB]

... for male baboons are particularly gruesome, says Elibariki Mtui, of the African Wildlife Foundation in Arusha, Tanzania. "The genitals kind of rot away, then they just drop off,"

Yeah!!!