How fooked up are you.......?

[Becoming]

Here is a new game... Let's call it "have you ever" Let's compare some experiences and see who is the most messed up deviant on the board... Post up in the following format..... (it is more fun and suspensful like this, start with "have you ever:", then the action as a question, then add details one by one that make it more messed up)

Have you ever:

Whacked off?

In your car...

While driving...

After leaving a family reunion...

Fantisizing about a chick you met there...

Who you are related to... (even 3rd cousins)

And finished the job while still driving...

Making your deposit into a burger king cup...

And tossed the cup out the window...




Post up fools! How messed up are you?

I think this game has some awesome potential

 

[Vicious cycle]

Here is a new game... Let's call it "have you ever" Let's compare some experiences and see who is the most messed up deviant on the board... Post up in the following format..... (it is more fun and suspensful like this, start with "have you ever:", then the action as a question, then add details one by one that make it more messed up)

Have you ever:

Whacked off?

In your car...

While driving...

After leaving a family reunion...

Fantisizing about a chick you met there...

Who you are related to... (even 3rd cousins)

And finished the job while still driving...

Making your deposit into a burger king cup...

And tossed the cup out the window...

Yes.

 

[jdynasty]

hasn't everybody

 

[Becoming]

bitches. play the game.

she was hot btw.

 

[n0th1ng]

I can't follow that.

 

[rnch]

all but one

 

[hawaii50]

all but the burger king cup... if i remember it was a taco bell cup... and it was my 2nd cousin

 

[slat1]

This should speed up the process...

http://thebigfly.tripod.com/corruptiontest/index.htm

 

[Cutiebaby]

all but the burger king cup... if i remember it was a taco bell cup... and it was my 2nd cousin

eww.....uhm ok

 

[slat1]

I had sex with the baby sitter at my sisters wedding. If I did it 24 hours earlier we would not have been related...

 

[CENTURION44]

200+ You're going straight to hell.

I scored 262...wow thats bad....worst thing i ever did was have sex with one girl then an hour later had another girl lick the juices off me from the first girl...she didnt know it and no i didnt respect her enough to wash it off...hahaha...

 

[silverfish]

190, still a danger to society.

 

[jackangel]

becoming, you did that? that's fine.

here's one:

Have you ever:

Stroked the salami?

At the office...

During the day (duh)...

To young/old lesbian incest porn...

With (4) other people sitting around you...

Then spooge all over the floor...

Wiping it up with your coworker's tissues...

And go back to surfing EF...

 

[jackangel]

no.

 

[Smurfy]

Im too ADD for this type of game.


Becoming, we meetin at the gym today or what?? Dont be a nancy.

 

[HiDnGoD]

all but the burger king cup... if i remember it was a taco bell cup... and it was my 2nd cousin

Me too, but it was a first cousin, Mom & Dad were driving, I was in the back, into a Tim Horton's cup.

 

[Lady Viking]

104, above average, you've got a few tricks below the belt.

 

[Deterass]

181

 

[George Spellwin]

And go back to surfing EF...

Very nice touch jackangel!

 

[HiDnGoD]

This should speed up the process...

http://thebigfly.tripod.com/corruptiontest/index.htm

161

 

[SoreArms]

never jerked off in my car, but I have gotten head and had sex while driving before. It seems ot be a good show for the rest of the traffic.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

I ain't that focked up!

 

[Becoming]

here's one:

karma for being able to follow directions unlike the rest of these fucks

 

[needtogetaas]

I pissed on my wife.beet that fools.

 

[Becoming]

I pissed on my wife.beet that fools.

I pissed on his wife ^^^

 

[jackangel]

everyone has pissed on that guy's wife

 

[Whiskey]

have you ever fucked a 78 year old woman?

Whiskey

 

[jackangel]

karma for being able to follow directions unlike the rest of these fucks

yeah, really. some of these fuckers took that dumb test which has been posted before. i don't want to see a fucking worthless score. a personal example goes much further.

 

[Whiskey]

Kidding by the way ;-)

Whiskey

 

[Becoming]

yeah, really. some of these fuckers took that dumb test which has been posted before. i don't want to see a fucking worthless score. a personal example goes much further.

you and I are the only deviants here... the rest of these cake boys are a bunch of fooking pussies....

 

[Whiskey]

I did once try to stick my pecker in a vacuum cleaner, but it wouldn't fit. So I took an oil funnel out of my shed, "already lubed with oil" and stuck the small end in the vacuum. Well, after I eased the tip of willy in there, it immediately sucked me into the funnel. OUCH. They cut the funnel off in the emergency room. All the blood rushed to the head of my penis and it wouldn't come off

Whiskey

 

[Becoming]

I did once try to stick my pecker in a vacuum cleaner, but it wouldn't fit. So I took an oil funnel out of my shed, "already lubed with oil" and stuck the small end in the vacuum. Well, after I eased the tip of willy in there, it immediately sucked me into the funnel. OUCH. They cut the funnel off in the emergency room. All the blood rushed to the head of my penis and it wouldn't come off

Whiskey

holy fuck that is awesome. but you didn't phrase it in the correct form.

alex, what parting gift do we have for him?

(Jk bro, awesome fucking story)

 

[HiDnGoD]

I pissed on his wife ^^^

^^^^
^^^^^
I pissed on him.j/k