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How do you "players" approach some girl in your gym??

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This chick is fine as hell and I often catch her checking me out, or maybe that's my ego, who knows.. Either way she's always riding the treadmill or some gay shit like that and doing abs. She always has her ipod on so I can't just go up to her and talk

Are there tricks to get her to take off her ipod so I can strike up a conversation? Should I challenge her to a bball game of 1 on 1 for $100 a point and beat her by 10 and win 1,000?
 
ya I know this is real foxygel of me to ask and I feel gay for asking but I've been out of the game for awhile.. give a nigga some advice!
 
I don't need "don't" comments either. I am going to do it no matter what. I could care a less
 
PuddleMonkey said:

lol wtf dude.. I work 11 hours a day and work out 2 hours a day.. this is like the only place I can meet girls..

what happens? She says no and I just go back to lifting.. she says yes and we go out for awhile we break up and I go to the gym, ignore her and keep working out..


I'm a simple man
 
Ask her about the iPod or whatever she's listening to tunes on.

Ask if she likes it, easy to use, where she get her music online, how much per tune...

Sadly to say I've done this "line" a few times now.

You can always go back and... one more question...
 
i did this just two days ago. caught her scopin me, alot. she gave it away when she did the most random routine just to work out next to me. i swear she did like 30 sets of abs. so i walked up, made fun of her, told her to write her number down so we could hang out. shes fucking hot. and 1/2 asian. and 21. and im getting laid.
 
Challenge her to a posedown, but do it really loudly so everybody in the cardio area can hear you. Then when she doesn't get off the treadmill, scream "You fucking pussy!!!!" as loud and shrill as humanly possible, tear your shirt off a la HUlk Hogan and jump right into an Abs & Thighs pose, then a double bi. When you strike the double bi, spit on your own chest and smile.
 
KillahBee said:
Challenge her to a posedown, but do it really loudly so everybody in the cardio area can hear you. Then when she doesn't get off the treadmill, scream "You fucking pussy!!!!" as loud and shrill as humanly possible, tear your shirt off a la HUlk Hogan and jump right into an Abs & Thighs pose, then a double bi. When you strike the double bi, spit on your own chest and smile.


haha

have you done this before?

sounds like just about 95% of females would get turned on by this
 
the_clockwork said:
what happens? She says no and I just go back to lifting.. she says yes and we go out for awhile we break up and I go to the gym, ignore her and keep working out..


You might be able to ignore her, but that doesn't mean she'll ignore you. Trust me, I've been down this road more than once, it can ruin some workouts. Some women are just overly insane.
 
patsfan1379 said:
i did this just two days ago. caught her scopin me, alot. she gave it away when she did the most random routine just to work out next to me. i swear she did like 30 sets of abs. so i walked up, made fun of her, told her to write her number down so we could hang out. shes fucking hot. and 1/2 asian. and 21. and im getting laid.


I'm glad cw threw this question out. I've been fighting the same issue, the deal is that is the only place I find chicks in shape. Right now there is this hottie that works out right after I do so come on throw us needed ones some tips damn it.

She doesn't wear headphones.


And ladies what are your thoughts. I'm sure you hate the move and that is why I haven't done it yet. I know the last thing a hot girl wants is to have to deal with that shit at the gym but is there anyway around it?
 
sfmonster said:
I'm glad cw threw this question out. I've been fighting the same issue, the deal is that is the only place I find chicks in shape. Right now there is this hottie that works out right after I do so come on throw us needed ones some tips damn it.

She doesn't wear headphones.


There's no trick. If you catch yourself walking by each other, smile and say hi. A little later do the same thing but say hi and introduce yourself. Start a conversation.

It takes balls but it can be done.
 
patsfan1379 said:
There's no trick. If you catch yourself walking by each other, smile and say hi. A little later do the same thing but say hi and introduce yourself. Start a conversation.

It takes balls but it can be done.


I hear ladies on here complain about it all the time. They seem to feel it is off limits so that is why I am so reserve. I can kick the conversation no problem but just want to see what the rules for success are.
 
I just feel ackward going to talk to her when she doesn't even look good, from her perspective, she's all sweaty, no make up, wearing work out clothes but she doesn't know I'd bang the shit out of her in the bathroom exactly like that.

I'm just going to go for it when I see her again, prolly monday!
 
Gym is the one place where i don't think about picking up girls.....

i wear headphones and alot of the hotties there do too.

have had some casual conversations there, but i'd have to agree with puddle on this one.

if you really want to try, wait till she's in between sets or something, go up to her(make sure the spacing is convienent..i.e. don't walk from across the gym to talk to her. make sure she's nearby)
......and just start talking to her. ask her a question, then say something slightly funny (i.e. bust her balls), and from there you've broken the ice.

people always take off their headphones if they feel someone is trying to talk to them. as long as it's not right before a set most people don't care
 
the_clockwork said:
I just feel ackward going to talk to her when she doesn't even look good, from her perspective, she's all sweaty, no make up, wearing work out clothes but she doesn't know I'd bang the shit out of her in the bathroom exactly like that.

I'm just going to go for it when I see her again, prolly monday!

that's the gayest thing i ever heard! you're afraid to go up to HER because she might be insecure?? She'll be flattered, if anything.

just do it
 
sfmonster said:
I hear ladies on here complain about it all the time. They seem to feel it is off limits so that is why I am so reserve. I can kick the conversation no problem but just want to see what the rules for success are.


There are no rules. Grab some balls and do it.
 
lol at I see ladies on here complain all the time. I'm sure any dude is checking out some 40yo whose pooptits are dragging on the treadmill as she gets in her 10 minutes of cardio to "erase" the pint of Ben & Jerry's she cried herself to sleep in the night before.
 
Move your lips as if you're talking but don't say anything. When she takes off her headphones and says "What?!?" You can say "I didn't say anything." Girls love that.


#2 Get a big sign with "Will you go out with me?" written on it. Hold it up right in front of her while she's doing cardio. She'd love the fact that she didn't have to take off her headphones and quite possibly propose to you right there on the tarmac.
 
patsfan1379 said:
worked for me. twice.

cheesy for some girls, gift from god for others
depends on the guy, his approach, and how much the girl thrives on shit like that. yes, i know - I have a gift for pointing out the obvious.
 
Smurfy said:
depends on the guy, his approach, and how much the girl thrives on shit like that. yes, i know - I have a gift for pointing out the obvious.


:)

My approach fails many more times than it succeeds. That's just the way stuff works. I don't have a cheesy weirdo game but I will smile at a girl and say hi.

I smile and say hi at alot of girls, some respond, some don't :)

Gotta start somewhere!
 
patsfan1379 said:
:)

My approach fails many more times than it succeeds. That's just the way stuff works. I don't have a cheesy weirdo game but I will smile at a girl and say hi.

I smile and say hi at alot of girls, some respond, some don't :)

Gotta start somewhere!
I agree with that approach!
 
the_clockwork said:
This chick is fine as hell and I often catch her checking me out, or maybe that's my ego, who knows.. Either way she's always riding the treadmill or some gay shit like that and doing abs. She always has her ipod on so I can't just go up to her and talk

Are there tricks to get her to take off her ipod so I can strike up a conversation? Should I challenge her to a bball game of 1 on 1 for $100 a point and beat her by 10 and win 1,000?


Having my ipod full blast has never detered any of the guys in my gym from hitting on me or asking me out. It gets downright ridiculous sometimes.

You go to the same gym, so take your time. Smile, make eye contact, leave at the same time as her by "coincidence" and hold the door for her, say hi the next time you see her...work up to it. You both work out at the same gym, so she'll be there.

My advice, though, would be don't. ;)
 
Pass her a note telling her to join EF...after that, just bomb her relentlessly for a few months and from there she's yours.

You guys got no fucking game :rolleyes:.
 
wait till she gets a drink of water when there is a line, then go at th eexact same time and sort of cut her then be like oh im sorry and let her ahead super awkwardly, then smile and be nice but sort of make a joke or 2 and chat with her while in line for the water
 
SublimeZM said:
wait till she gets a drink of water when there is a line, then go at th eexact same time and sort of cut her then be like oh im sorry and let her ahead super awkwardly, then smile and be nice but sort of make a joke or 2 and chat with her while in line for the water

I've gotten this a couple of times. If I weren't so anti dating at the gym it might have worked. Good call.
 
Try & jazz up a conversation with her by saying........excuse me, did I see you on myspace?
 
jnevin said:
This is funnier than any of you shitbags realize.
Are you talking about the grammar/spelling errors while using the term retard to correct people for making fun of the disabled?
 
the_clockwork said:
This chick is fine as hell and I often catch her checking me out, or maybe that's my ego, who knows.. Either way she's always riding the treadmill or some gay shit like that and doing abs. She always has her ipod on so I can't just go up to her and talk

Are there tricks to get her to take off her ipod so I can strike up a conversation? Should I challenge her to a bball game of 1 on 1 for $100 a point and beat her by 10 and win 1,000?
Just walk up and rip her headphones out of her ears and start flexing.
 
Be in a relationship that you don't think is working out, but you're not the type to cheat. That seems to be working wonders for me. I've been getting smiles, approached, ex-clients have been trying to set me up with their friends, totally airtight.
 
Razorguns said:
don't

guys who hit on chicks at gyms; is the #1 reason women join women's only gyms
Which then removes the eye candy and leaves the "undesirable" women to look at. I don't know how many times I've heard that very story about being ogled or hit on so much it drives them from the free weight area or to the women only gym.
 
But in all seriousness, do NOT try to talk to her while she is running on the treadmill. That is my pet peeve. Just wait until she is finishing up or catch her on the way to her car.
 
heatherrae said:
But in all seriousness, do NOT try to talk to her while she is running on the treadmill. That is my pet peeve. Just wait until she is finishing up or catch her on the way to her car.
Pffffft...you don't workout.
 
javaguru said:
Are you talking about the grammar/spelling errors while using the term retard to correct people for making fun of the disabled?


that, and calling them retards when sarcastically lecturing someone on their insensitivity
 
javaguru said:
Pffffft...you don't workout.
I did before I had a baby with his head firmly lodged on top of my bladder. I can't go 10 minutes without peeing in my pants, let alone work out.
 
heatherrae said:
I did before I had a baby with his head firmly lodged on top of my bladder. I can't go 10 minutes without peeing in my pants, let alone work out.
Welcome to being a 70 year old man....
 
javaguru said:
Which then removes the eye candy and leaves the "undesirable" women to look at. I don't know how many times I've heard that very story about being ogled or hit on so much it drives them from the free weight area or to the women only gym.
half the womeni see dont belong in the free weight area. dress super revealing cause its supposedly more comfortable to work out in basically your underwear, and then they do excersises that doesnt even need to bei n the free weight area, its just so they show off to guys they dont belong
 
heatherrae said:
But in all seriousness, do NOT try to talk to her while she is running on the treadmill. That is my pet peeve. Just wait until she is finishing up or catch her on the way to her car.
if some motherfucker approaches me in the parking lot he's gonna get a roundhouse kick to the nutz
 
Yea, I think the gym is not a proper place to hook up with women.

I would just go about your routine and if anything happens fine, but if it doesn't thats good as well. I think you should be more concerned with your workout then the women there anyways.
 
Pee on her.
 
drop a deuce in front of her. then, quickly shape it into a facsimile of the great pyramids at giza. wave your hand as if to say VOILA!
 
SublimeZM said:
half the womeni see dont belong in the free weight area. dress super revealing cause its supposedly more comfortable to work out in basically your underwear, and then they do excersises that doesnt even need to bei n the free weight area, its just so they show off to guys they dont belong
Any woman willing to workout with juicers should be given some props
 
well I never intended on talking to her while she was working out.. I was more thinking of what nefertitty said and walk out at the same time she does and just strike up a convo in the parking lot
 
All kidding aside, I just come out with the truth when I approach women like that and in that circumstance. We all know it's not the proper place to approach women, so keep it brief, and I'd (personally) tell her something very brief with "I don't want to let this opportunity to slip by", because that is in fact the truth.

If I see an irresistable woman, I tell her that. If you are sincere (and she's gotta feel you too), then she'll bite. She's fucking human. Life isn't as smooth as we'd like it sometimes. Go for it. Like you said, if she says no, just keep woking out. Hopefully you'll be both telling this story to your kids one day. If so, I expect karma.
 
the_clockwork said:
well I never intended on talking to her while she was working out.. I was more thinking of what nefertitty said and walk out at the same time she does and just strike up a convo in the parking lot
heed my warning. see my post above.
 
Smurfy said:
if some motherfucker approaches me in the parking lot he's gonna get a roundhouse kick to the nutz

g/l finding them on me!!
 
almost.. I'm on week 7 and I either coming off on 8 or 10.. haven't decided.. still seeing decent gains so wanna stay on
 
don't approach her, just acknowledge her with a smile (a "hello" if you're close enough - she will know what you're saying and if not she'll take off the headphones). But, just be friendly and cool. You're there to work out but you're approachable...a helluva nice guy who is confident and good looking. She'll talk to you. Let her start the conversation. If she doesn't, oh well. But she most likely will...who wouldn't want to talk to a guy like that??
 
Usually I just say hi, my wife is hot, you look like a really nice girl I hope you lose the other 300 lbs soon. Would you like the other half gallon of cookies and cream ice cream?

:santa:
 
well, if she was from EF then you could just dangle a twinkie or some other snack in front of her and she would be all over it and then you could tell her that you have alot more in your car. once you get her in your car then it's all you. money in the bag.
 
fistfullofsteel said:
well, if she was from EF then you could just dangle a twinkie or some other snack in front of her and she would be all over it and then you could tell her that you have alot more in your car. once you get her in your car then it's all you. money in the bag.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahah

-
 
if she checks you out, ignore her. then she'll eventually approach you.

if she doesnt check you out, ignore her. you have no chance, so why give her ego gratification.

so basically...... ignore her.
 
Mavafanculo said:
if she checks you out, ignore her. then she'll eventually approach you.

if she doesnt check you out, ignore her. you have no chance, so why give her ego gratification.

so basically...... ignore her.

He actually has a point, lol. If she's good looking, chances are she gets hit on all the time. Acting like you are too good for that nonsense and barely acknowledging her or flat out ignoring her will stand out and she'll notice. Big time.

You could go about it like this for a couple of months...and if she doesn't talk to you outright, I bet she makes plenty of accidental on purpose opportunities for you to talk to her. Then hit her with a "Hi" when she least expects it, tease her about following you, and the rest is simple.
 
Only twice did I get hit on at the gym and both times I was not too kind. One guy asked for my # and I gave him the wrong #. Hoping he would get the hint!
For me, the gym is my quiet place. I socialize all day at work so I don't want some numbskull ruining my mojo while I work out. The MP3 is a great deterrent ;-)
But maybe some chicks like it….I personally would not want to be a situation where if the “date” does not go well, you will need to see this person at your “zen” place.
 
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blueta2 said:
Only twice did I get hit on at the gym and both times I was not too kind. One guy asked for my # and I gave him the wrong #. Hoping he would get the hint!
For me, the gym is my quiet place. I socialize all day at work so I don't want some numbskull ruining my mojo while I work out. The MP# is a great deterrent ;-)
But maybe some chicks like it….I personally would not want to be a situation where if the “date” does not go well, you will need to see this person at your “zen” place.

I'm with you...hate it. I don't actually set out to be rude because I am friendly and polite by nature but if a guy catches me while I am in my zone, the results tend to be less than favorable.
 
patsfan1379 said:
I hate bitchy women who are too good for men.

Feminism KILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


LOL….relevance?

I’m not “too good” for the guys who ask me out or hit on me at the gym, nor am I bitchy. I just don’t date at my gym. Just like I don’t date at work. Going to the gym is one of the few things I do for myself and I don’t mess around with that.

In truth most “feminists” wouldn’t like me very much, but that’s another thread entirely.
 
nefertiti said:
LOL….relevance?

I’m not “too good” for the guys who ask me out or hit on me at the gym, nor am I bitchy. I just don’t date at my gym. Just like I don’t date at work. Going to the gym is one of the few things I do for myself and I don’t mess around with that.

Total 100% bullfuckingshit. If some super hot guy approached you, then you would be all over this guy like a $100 million winning lottery ticket.
 
I say go for it... lifes too damn short to be playing any type of games. Get a conversation going.. start by maybe critiquing her workout or showing her something she is doing wrong cuz your a personal trainer. ;) Just something to start it, after that it should be easy ! Women LOVE attention but dont get that confused with hitting on her cuz they hate that. Remember if she is hot like you say she is, your just guy # 20 that has hit on her today. So you have to take a different approach to make you different from the other joe smoes.

Just get to know her...ask her what she likes/dislikes . Then once you get that take her out on a date by doing suprising her with something she's never done before. Its simple !
 
fistfullofsteel said:
Total 100% bullfuckingshit. If some super hot guy approached you, then you would be all over this guy like a $100 million winning lottery ticket.

Wrong. All the guys who have asked me out have been very very good looking, save the one who left a note on my car...ehhhhh. The closest I ever came to breaking this rule was for this guy that I was unbelievable physically attracted to (I mentioned him before once on here…) but it was less because he was hot and more because he wouldn't take no for an answer. He attempted to wear my resistence down for about a month and a half, asking me out every time he saw me - which was several times a week, and I still held up.

Of course when I found out he was moving (stil local) and switching gyms, I totally caved and we now casually date now and then, but while he was there....no dice. :D
 
I've tried this before, and its sorta worked actually. I find that when you are both on the elliptical at the same time, and not too tired (like if u just started working out) its a pretty good opportunity. Of course most of the time its very difficult to get the balls to approach them because they might get pissed off that u approached them.

But if she has headphones on, that really complicates things, cuz you don't know why she has those headphones on.

Question for yall:
The other day I was biking around the lake, and I saw an absolutely amazing girl jogging and wearing headphones. How do I approach her? I'd probably have to be running and come up along side her I'm sure, but when you are jogging outside are things any different than from the gym, or is it the same principle?

Also another question:
how many people have had their gym experience ruined because they dated someone there and they are now exes? Do people still pester someone even if the other is ignoring them?
 
nefertiti said:
he saw me - which was several times a week, and I still held up.

Of course when I found out he was moving (stil local) and switching gyms, I totally caved and we now casually date now and then, but while he was there....no dice. :D

casually date? so basically u have sex like animals? ;)
 
patsfan1379 said:
I hate bitchy women who are too good for men.

Feminism KILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it's not about being too good, it's about the right time and place to "pick-up"
 
nefertiti said:
He actually has a point, lol. If she's good looking, chances are she gets hit on all the time. Acting like you are too good for that nonsense and barely acknowledging her or flat out ignoring her will stand out and she'll notice. Big time.

You could go about it like this for a couple of months...and if she doesn't talk to you outright, I bet she makes plenty of accidental on purpose opportunities for you to talk to her. Then hit her with a "Hi" when she least expects it, tease her about following you, and the rest is simple.

nefertitty gets it.

cept the gym girl wont last a couple of months lol. a good looking chick gets confused when you pay her no mind - she needs to "correct" the imbalance in her universe forthwith. :evil:

p.s. this only applies if the guy is good looking. otherwise, she'll just be grateful he's ignoring her lol
 
she wants my cock.. I hope she's there tonight.. maybe we can just skip the date and just screw?

how do I ask that w/o being too forward?
 
healother said:
I've tried this before, and its sorta worked actually. I find that when you are both on the elliptical at the same time, and not too tired (like if u just started working out) its a pretty good opportunity. Of course most of the time its very difficult to get the balls to approach them because they might get pissed off that u approached them.

But if she has headphones on, that really complicates things, cuz you don't know why she has those headphones on.

Question for yall:
The other day I was biking around the lake, and I saw an absolutely amazing girl jogging and wearing headphones. How do I approach her? I'd probably have to be running and come up along side her I'm sure, but when you are jogging outside are things any different than from the gym, or is it the same principle?

Also another question:
how many people have had their gym experience ruined because they dated someone there and they are now exes? Do people still pester someone even if the other is ignoring them?

I run with pepper spray. Just saying.

As for the other question, now and then Craig still shows up at my gym and it's not weird but probably because we aren't in a real relationship. We'll say hi and BS for a couple of minutes and go do our separate things. Unless he's madly in love with me and hiding it really well, when we go on to other things it will still be fine. Someone you have an emotional investment in, though, would be much much worse.
 
Mavafanculo said:
nefertitty gets it.

cept the gym girl wont last a couple of months lol. a good looking chick gets confused when you pay her no mind - she needs to "correct" the imbalance in her universe forthwith. :evil:

p.s. this only applies if the guy is good looking. otherwise, she'll just be grateful he's ignoring her lol

how can a man ignore a woman if he's never talked to her? If he were to go up and talk to her then he wouldnt be ignoring her. Unless he just talked to her once and then ignored her after that.

Now if the woman goes up to the man and the man ignores her, wouldnt she just walk away? I mean when strangers ignore me I dont keep trying.


there must be a delicate balance between ignoring a woman and giving her enough to make her chase you.
 
blueta2 said:
it's not about being too good, it's about the right time and place to "pick-up"

even nerfillity a chick who hates it when men hit on her at the gym has admitted that she has caved in when the proper man approached her. it sounds like its less about the pickup spot and more about the man.
 
healother said:
even nerfillity a chick who hates it when men hit on her at the gym has admitted that she has caved in when the proper man approached her. it sounds like its less about the pickup spot and more about the man.

Nooo, I caved after he switched gyms. While he was still at mine I held up, though I'll admit it was massively difficult to keep coming up with different reasons why I couldn't see him when it was plainly clear that I was attracted to him. Fucker wouldn't take no for an answer! :lmao:
 
I've found doing my deadlifts in the middle of the 'ab area' is a great icebreaker, women love it when the blood, chalk and snot rockets start flying.

I will quite happily stare at the tits and ass of any girl who dresses like a stripper in the gym, if you wear teeny tiny shorts and a bra top and feel 'intimidated' when guys look at your assets then maybe cover up a little next time.

It's like me wearing assless chaps to the Pride parade and complaining about guys grabbing my goodies.
 
nefertiti said:
Nooo, I caved after he switched gyms. While he was still at mine I held up, though I'll admit it was massively difficult to keep coming up with different reasons why I couldn't see him when it was plainly clear that I was attracted to him. Fucker wouldn't take no for an answer! :lmao:

why did u wait until he switched gyms?
 
healother said:
why did u wait until he switched gyms?

Because. I don't date people who go to my gym. I said that. That place, and my home, are my two sanctuaries. I'm not taking chances messing that up for anyone.
 
Tweakle said:
I've found doing my deadlifts in the middle of the 'ab area' is a great icebreaker, women love it when the blood, chalk and snot rockets start flying.

I will quite happily stare at the tits and ass of any girl who dresses like a stripper in the gym, if you wear teeny tiny shorts and a bra top and feel 'intimidated' when guys look at your assets then maybe cover up a little next time.

It's like me wearing assless chaps to the Pride parade and complaining about guys grabbing my goodies.

LOL!

TITCR :p
 
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