How do I "fail" a testosterone test ?

[rj27]

so lets get it straight

Taking dbol for 3-4 weeks will work or wont work? I saw omega say it would and then another guy said he tried and and it did not. Maybe I just take birth control and get hammerd for 2 days. How do you all know for sure bcontrol works?

Please advise i have a expensive test coming up and I need to be low

 

[centeroiler]

so lets get it straight

Taking dbol for 3-4 weeks will work or wont work? I saw omega say it would and then another guy said he tried and and it did not. Maybe I just take birth control and get hammerd for 2 days. How do you all know for sure bcontrol works?

Please advise i have a expensive test coming up and I need to be low

Okay, I am looking at the package insert for a transdermal testosterone gel. It says that the added testosterone from use of the product will be completely out of your system in approximately 72 hours from discontinuation of product. It also says that is very important to "consult with your doctor" before abruptly discontinuing use. I believe the inference here being that your endogenous testosterone levels are gonna be way low after using it.

So, I would say to use a testosterone BASE product such as Androgel, Andromen Forte, etc. for a few weeks and then discontinue use 3-5 days prior to your test. Your own test production should be sufficiently shut down and the test base out of your system giving a very low reading. You could also go on a drinking binge and don't sleep for a couple of days like others have said to be sure.

Thats my anti-anabolic advice!

 

[rj27]

Tablets: Ketoconazole tablets have been demonstrated to lower serum testosterone. Once therapy with ketoconazole has been discontinued, serum testosterone levels return to baseline values. Testosterone levels are impaired with doses of 800 mg per day and abolished by 1600 mg per day. Ketoconazole also decrease ACTH induced corticosteroid serum levels at similar high doses. The recommended dose of 200 mg - 400 mg daily should be followed closely

starts acting in 2-4 hours my doc gave to me for those white spots u get while tanning sometimes... its a skin fungus. well i have a blood test coming up and im going to use 800mg for 2 days and 1600 mg 1.5 hour before test to 2 hours and my levels should be zapped. I hope it works/

 

[NewAtThis]

Correct me if I'm wrong someone, but I also remember seeing a graph that claims your testosterone levels are peaked upon rise in teh morning and decline through teh day, reaching their lowest around 2:00-3:00 in the afternoon. They then slowly rise up until bedtime.

If you have a choice, you might want to go to the lab mid-afternoon.

 

[datamon]

deca

 

[needtogetaas]

Fail!!!!

 

[maldorf]

why would you want a low result? to get prescription test or something? i dont understand

Yeah, why are you doing this? Even if you manage to test low, they are going to have you come back in a few more weeks or more and test you again. Any good doc is going to want to test you at least 2x or more to make sure you really are suppressed for good. For the sake of arguement lets say you somehow manage to keep your levels low for each blood test for a few months and at the same time have the AAS out of your blood stream for the tests. What do you expect to gain from a HRT prescription? Its going to be probably for 200mg once every 2 weeks, or 100mg/wk. This is enough to get you to normal levels. You could have normal levels not using it at all, and your body is better off. If you try and increase the dosage you will run out and the prescription company wont renew your prescription unitl the specified date. It wont do jack for you.

 

[needtogetaas]

Ya and to top it all off they will prob just give you androgel or testim cream. Both of which suck balls.

 

[maldorf]

Ya and to top it all off they will prob just give you androgel or testim cream. Both of which suck balls.

this is right too. My doc wanted to prescribe me that crap and I told her I want the injectable. She could see I was not igrorant and wrote me a script for what I wanted. Thing is, I had to suffer for over 6 months with low test before she would write the script for me! Now Im not sure what my levels are at with the 100mg/wk but I dont feel quite right. Sex drive is still low and things not working downstairs. Its only been 3 weeks though, and Im thinking the levels will build up a bit higher. Time to retest soon.
Stay away from hrt unless you have a real need.

 

[rj27]

not true, I have a few places I have been sent to that simply require you fax a blood test with drivers lisc #, dob, and fill out some forms. They send you a fedx x kit and you send back in a pre paid deal to them...They give you prices and can get gear in mail overnight. Its more of a liberal florida /cali type deal.

Hope this works... The post above about Keto is what I plpan to do 1200mg to 1600mg and drink alot/no sleep and klonapin 2mg for a few days