How Can I Love You If You If You Wont Bend Over?

[accuflex]

Why must women hear the words "I love you" before having sex? Heck, they might not even really be in love, but if they hear those words....your gettin some pussy tonight!

 

[swaptrex]

u drunk?

 

[needtogetaas]

are you kidding me.as soon as you saw it you just added at least a nother month on to the time you want be getting it.thats if you get it at all.
rule of thum.if you have bin alone with the same girl more then 3 times and you havent got it.you ant getting it for a long time,and saying I love you will only slow things down more.

 

[H_T_]

i'm going to give you some advice. and i'm not even gonna charge you for it, cuz this is gold. you can only get away with this if you are a true baller. next time, here is what you say:
1) you might as well fuck me because you will never get anyone better.
2) you might as well fuck me because i'm going to tell everyone i fucked you anyway.
works like a charm.