How Can I Get The Wife Down With Backdoor Pokin'?

[mr.incredible]

Tried it one time, got it in for 2 seconds, she yelled, been out of the question ever since....help.

 

[BileStew]

One word:

Ether.

 

[SFCSNOW]

Plenty of drink, lots of lube, and start long stroking the pink from the back. Pull out a few times and on the third or four reenty... hit the brown eye!

Plan B. You know the wrestling move, the full nelson, I call it the bulldog nelson. Put her in the full nelson, bend her over the bed and give it hell like a couple of yard dogs!

Tell me if plan B works for you. I haven't ever got the nerve up to try it. Sonething about the Bobbit lady... Kim would make her look like the tooth fairy!

 

[Whiskey]

start with your fingers while giving her oral. Do makes shure to use finger comdons though. after that, go to the local toy store and get a smaller butt plug. Build her up to your size, then go for it. Worked everytime for me

Whiskey

 

[Gymgurl]

Plenty of drink, lots of lube, and start long stroking the pink from the back. Pull out a few times and on the third or four reenty... hit the brown eye!

Plan B. You know the wrestling move, the full nelson, I call it the bulldog nelson. Put her in the full nelson, bend her over the bed and give it hell like a couple of yard dogs!

Tell me if plan B works for you. I haven't ever got the nerve up to try it. Sonething about the Bobbit lady... Kim would make her look like the tooth fairy!

Damn

 

[SoKlueles]

Plenty of drink, lots of lube, and start long stroking the pink from the back. Pull out a few times and on the third or four reenty... hit the brown eye!

Plan B. You know the wrestling move, the full nelson, I call it the bulldog nelson. Put her in the full nelson, bend her over the bed and give it hell like a couple of yard dogs!

Tell me if plan B works for you. I haven't ever got the nerve up to try it. Sonething about the Bobbit lady... Kim would make her look like the tooth fairy!

I think, before u try this on ur gf or wife, that you get that position worked on u first to see if u can handle it and if it hurts just poking it in......if it doesnt hurt, then go for it
if it does
then rethink plan B
my ex did that once, he just tried putting it in, hurt like shit......freakin made me cry. He said he wouldnt do that again

 

[SFCSNOW]

I was joking about the Plan B thing! My wife says the drink and lube works, not me. She tried sneeking a tongue into the forbin place during a nice relaxing massage. I like to have crawled through the headboard.

Some girls in the past asked for it, some completly won't go for it.

 

[*MissFit*]

Let it slip in

 

[Forge]

my ex did that once, he just tried putting it in, hurt like shit......freakin made me cry. He said he wouldnt do that again

I've never understood how people can just "put it in". My ex is the only person I've ever done anal with, but man it always took time and patience to get it in initially. And even after it was all in I had to take it slow and easy for awhile to let her get used to it. If I would have ever just tried to put it in I would have broken my dick in half, not to mention killer her in the process.

 

[jenscats5]

You gotta do it slowly & take your time..... a few drinks doesn't hurt + lots of lube....

One thing that helps is, once you get it in, stop & just be still while still in..... it helps to get her used to your dick being in there & gives it some time for the pain to stop....

But the idea of building up to it with fingers, etc is a good one -- you can't just go from nothing in the ass to a dick without some prep work....