Plenty of drink, lots of lube, and start long stroking the pink from the back. Pull out a few times and on the third or four reenty... hit the brown eye!
Plan B. You know the wrestling move, the full nelson, I call it the bulldog nelson. Put her in the full nelson, bend her over the bed and give it hell like a couple of yard dogs!
Tell me if plan B works for you. I haven't ever got the nerve up to try it. Sonething about the Bobbit lady... Kim would make her look like the tooth fairy!