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how can i calm myself???

magman1

magman1

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im real interested in this girl, and she is in me...its a lot more emotional then im used to...for the past year and change, i havnt had an emotional attachment to any girls...now iv been talking on the phone with her all the time, and we're going on a date on monday, and pretty guaranteed we're gona have sex...but sooo much has been built out of this, im real nervous...we've been talking about it non-stop, how we think it will be, what we both like, even masturbating on the phone together...im just nervous im gona throw it in her and pop right away bc of everything leading up to the act, and im a lil nervous, cuz i actually like this girl...any pointers bros/ladies?
 
Clean the pipes before hand. If you have some cialis or half of a v sitting around you could use that do perform like dirk diggler.

I'm in sort of a similar situation in that a girl asked me out last weekend and I actually ended up liking her. We are going out again tonight...hmm, doesn't usually happen to me.
 
You are on your way to blowing your game with this girl because you are getting too close too soon. Sex isnt guaranteed by the way. You shouldnt slobber all over each other before hand and yakk about the date before you are there. I wouldnt even jerkoff on the phone together if its this soon either, makes the whole thing anti-climactic in my opinion.
 
Dude,
Definately jerk it RIGHT B4 you go out the door. That helped me out when I was younger. Try to just take it slow. Switch positions and your rythem often. Stop and go down on her to give yourself a break. Any other questions Private Message me man.
Jake
 
Just be yourself and let things happen the way they do. Sex is always strange with a new person the first time anyway. If she likes ya she will just go with the flow.
 
I agree with them all......you dont wnat it to end too soon...good luck too
 
thats the thing...there is sooo much buildup, it would be hard to match our expectations...im a lil young for cialis, im 21, tho i thought about it! il try rubbing one out, but then again if we drink, i dont wana be stuck with a noodle, especially cuz im on fina! i dont usually wind up liking girls, but i know that sex would be sooo much more then physical with her...we've wanted it for four months, and now the perfect time has arose
 
magman1 said:
im real interested in this girl, and she is in me...its a lot more emotional then im used to...for the past year and change, i havnt had an emotional attachment to any girls...now iv been talking on the phone with her all the time, and we're going on a date on monday, and pretty guaranteed we're gona have sex...but sooo much has been built out of this, im real nervous...we've been talking about it non-stop, how we think it will be, what we both like, even masturbating on the phone together...im just nervous im gona throw it in her and pop right away bc of everything leading up to the act, and im a lil nervous, cuz i actually like this girl...any pointers bros/ladies?
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SIFL


self inflicted frontal lobotomy
lol

69 her first so you cum then as you are getting her off orally you have time to recupe then when you have sex you don't pop off right away and better for her too since she is guarantedd at least one orgasm
gotta think of the kitty bro
she'll come back for more
 
Re: Re: how can i calm myself???

obiwan9962 said:



SIFL


self inflicted frontal lobotomy
lol

69 her first so you cum then as you are getting her off orally you have time to recupe then when you have sex you don't pop off right away and better for her too since she is guarantedd at least one orgasm
gotta think of the kitty bro
she'll come back for more
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Bonded.
 
Bring her home, get her absolutely drunk, allow her to pass out, don't touch her and then leave the room to go watch Army of Darkness on the Sci-Fi channel.
 
Army of darkness with the guy with the chainsaw hand? That movie is the shizzzzzznit. I love the part where he splits in two and starts singing "I'm the goody two shoes". LMFAO.
 
Gymgurl said:
Just be yourself and let things happen the way they do. Sex is always strange with a new person the first time anyway. If she likes ya she will just go with the flow.
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Sade's "never as good as the first time" got it wrong..I find its usually best about the 5-7th time..still fresh and now you two have had some experience together so the comfort factor has set in..plus you know a bit about their likes and dislikes..so here is some advice too..don't sweat the early encounters..class is in session
 
jubei said:
Army of darkness with the guy with the chainsaw hand? That movie is the shizzzzzznit. I love the part where he splits in two and starts singing "I'm the goody two shoes". LMFAO.
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Jubes,

Yep, that's the one. It was on TNT last night and I have it on DVD. I have seen it probably, 50+ times. I never get sick of it.

My two favorites lines are:

In the beginning when climbs out of the pit and taunts the villagers and King with:

"Alright you primitive screw-heads, listen up. See this? This is my boomstick! It's a 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan; retails for about 109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right, shop smart, shop S-Mart!"

And when the chick he is interested in turns into that disgusting looking demon and she says:

Her: You found me beautiful once.
Him: Honey, you got real ugly.

LOL, I'm cracking up just thinking of that movie. I need to watch it again when I get home.
 
Here you go Jubes, I found it for you....

Bad-Ash: I'm bad Ash and you're good Ash. You're a goody little two-shoes. You're goody little two-shoes, goody little two-shoes... hahaha.
Ash: Good...bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
 
And another of him talking to the witch when she grabs his shotgun;

Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand things with alloys and compositions and things with... molecular structures.
 
4everhung said:
Sade's "never as good as the first time" got it wrong..I find its usually best about the 5-7th time..
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Damn you're the shizznit. You must be the first guy I've ever seen to quote a Sade song, especially one of the tracks that didnt ever get airplay. Great video for that song too.
 
anya said:


Damn you're the shizznit. You must be the first guy I've ever seen to quote a Sade song, especially one of the tracks that didnt ever get airplay. Great video for that song too.
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this one goes out to my "baby";

The Sweetest Taboo

if i tell you
if i tell you now
will you keep on
will you keep on loving me
if i tell you
if i tell you how i feel
will you keep bringing out the best in me

you give me, you give me the sweetest taboo
you give me, you're giving me the sweetest taboo
too good for me

there's a quiet storm
and it never felt like this before
there's a quiet storm
that is you
there's a quiet storm
and it never felt this hot before
giving me something that's taboo
(sometimes i think you're just too good for me)

you give me the sweetest taboo
that's why i'm in love with you (with you)
you give me the sweetest taboo
too good for me
(sometimes i think you're just too good for me)

i'd do anything for you, i'd stand out in the rain
anything you want me to do, don't let it slip away
there's a quiet storm
and it never felt like this before
there's a quiet storm
i think it's you
there's a quiet storm
and i never felt this hot before
giving me something that's taboo

you give me the (you give me, you give me the) sweetest taboo
that's why i'm in love with you (with you)
you give me, keep giving me the sweetest taboo
too good for me

you've got the biggest heart
sometimes i think you're just too good for me
every day is christmas, and every night is new year's eve
will you keep on loving me
will you keep on, will you keep on
bringing out the best in me
 
Du
Du hast
Du hast mich

Du
Du hast
Du hast mich

Du hast mich
Du hast mich gefragt
Du hast mich gefragt
Du hast mich gefragt und ich hab nichts gesagt

Willst du bis der tod euch scheidet
Treu ihr sein f¨¹r alle tage...

Nein

Willst du bis zum tod der scheide
Sie lieben auch in schlechten tagen....

Nein

:p
 
you think you're gonna to live your life alone
in darkness
and seclusion
yeah I know
you've been out there
tried to mix with those animals
and it just left you full of humiliated confusion
so you stagger back home
and wait for nothing
but the solitary refinement of your room spits you back out onto the street
and now you're desperate
and in need of human contact
and then
you meet me
and you whole world changes
because everything I say is everything you've ever wanted to hear
so you drop all your defenses and you drop all your fears
and you trust me completely
I'm perfect
in every way
cause I make you feel so strong and so powerful inside
you feel so lucky
but your ego obscures reality
and you never bother to wonder why
things are going so well
you wanna know why?
cause I'm a liar
yeah I'm a liar
I'll tear your mind out
I'll burn your soul
I'll turn you into me
I'll turn you into me
cause I'm a liar, a liar
a liar, a liar

I'll hide behind a smile
and understanding eyes
and I'll tell you things that you already know
so you can say
I really identify with you, so much
and all the time that you're needing me
is just the time that I'm bleeding you
don't you get it yet?
I'll come to you like an affliction
and I'll leave you like an addiction
you'll never forget me
you wanna know why?
cause I'm a liar
yeah I'm a liar
I'll rip your mind out
I'll burn your soul
I'll turn you into me
I'll turn you into me
cause I'm a liar, a liar
liar, liar, liar, liar

I don't know why I feel the need to lie
and cause you so much pain
maybe it's something inside
maybe it's something I can't explain
cause all I do
is mess you up and lie to you
I'm a liar
oh, I am a liar

if you'll give me one more chance
I swear that I will never lie to you again
because now I see the destructive power of a lie
they're stronger than truth
I can't believe I ever hurt you
I swear
I will never to you lie again, please
just give me one more chance
I will never lie to you again
I swear
that I will never tell a lie
I will never tell a lie
no, no
ha ha ha ha ha hah haa haa haa haaa
sucker
sucker!
oh, sucker
I am a liar
yeah, I am a liar
yeah I like it
I feel good
ohh I am a liar
yeah
I lie
I lie
I lie
oh, I lie
oh I lie
I lie
yeah
ohhh I'm a liar
I lie
yeah
I like it
I feel good
I'll lie again
and again
I'll lie again and again
and I'll keep lying
I promise
 
magman1 said:
WTF has this turned into?
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hmmm
really wanna know?

a gatherings of bored nutters with nothing better to do than mess up your thread and your mind

lock the damn thread


good luck to you with your needs
 
the half dozen of us who are up early with nothing to do while drinking coffee..I get up often at 4-5am so I can call my girl out west when she gets home form her night job...then I'll stay up until I have to go to work...seems romo,obi,GG,and a couple of others are on too often in the morning..we hijack threads and plaster the board with posts for the day crew
 
4everhung said:
the half dozen of us who are up early with nothing to do while drinking coffee..I get up often at 4-5am so I can call my girl out west when she gets home form her night job...then I'll stay up until I have to go to work...seems romo,obi,GG,and a couple of others are on too often in the morning..we hijack threads and plaster the board with posts for the day crew
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I'm trying to build momentum for the hour of cardio I'll be doing in a little while.
 
"She Hates Me"

Met a girl, thought she was grand
fell in love, found out first hand
went well for a week or two
then it all came unglued
in a trapp trip I can't grip
never thought I'd be the one who'd slip
then I started to realize
I was living one big lie

She fucking hates me
trust
she fucking hates me
la la la love
I tried too hard
and she tore my feelings like I had none
and ripped them away

She was queen for about an hour
after that shit got sour
she took all I ever had
no sign of guilt
no feeling of bad, no

In a trapped trip I can't grip
never thought i'd be the one who'd slip
then I started to realize
I was living one big lie


that's my story, as you see
learned my lesson and so did she
now it's over and i'm glad
'cause i'm a fool for all i've said

[Chorus]

la la la la la la la la la love
Trust
la la la la la la la la la love
Trust
and she tore my feelings like I had none
she fucking hates me
 
It's been seven hours and fifteen days
Since u took your love away
I go out every night and sleep all day
Since u took your love away
Since u been gone I can do whatever I want
I can see whomever I choose
I can eat my dinner in a fancy restaurant
But nothing
I said nothing can take away these blues
`Cause nothing compares
Nothing compares 2 u

It's been so lonely without u here
Like a bird without a song
Nothing can stop these lonely tears from falling
Tell me baby where did I go wrong
I could put my arms around every boy I see
But they'd only remind me of you
I went to the doctor n'guess what he told me
Guess what he told me
He said girl u better try to have fun
No matter what u do
But he's a fool
`Cause nothing compares
Nothing compares 2 u

All the flowers that u planted, mama
In the back yard
All died when u went away
I know that living with u baby was sometimes hard
But I'm willing to give it another try
Nothing compares
Nothing compares 2 u
Nothing compares
Nothing compares 2 u
Nothing compares
Nothing compares 2 u
 
Re: Re: how can i calm myself???

69 her first so you cum then as you are getting her off orally you have time to recupe then when you have sex you don't pop off right away and better for her too since she is guarantedd at least one orgasm
gotta think of the kitty bro
she'll come back for more [/B]
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Great advice.
 
i appreciate it no matter what...sex at nite actually went great...in the morning, not so great...dont know what happened...she didnt seem to mind...the future will be fun tho hopefully!
 
morning sex is only great when you take her while she is still asleep and does not have time to worry about morning breath
damn i miss that
oh well
 
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