Hot, Sexy Escort

[pbhardbody]

If u can get hot chicks cuz you'[re not fat, ugly or old then why the hell are you payihng for one??? You have too much money - hey send it to me!

No, not the same. My gf picks me up from the airport, watches movies with me, goes to clubs, has conversations, gets me medicine when i'm sick, possibly having a baby, go out with my friends, goes shopping...

do escorts do that?

c

you are paying for the discretion of the indiscretion. you bang the bartender at your favorite night spot and a) you cant go there with a woman if she is working and b) you have to worry that she may tell someone and it gets back to your partner.

escorts may tell other escorts that they were with you, but they arent telling others because they dont really want everyone to know they are an escort. i think it was you that pointed out that their line of work is illegal.

an escort will do all of that stuff if you want to pay her to. and if you see her "regularly" she may even do some of it for free.

 

[Danielle Averill]

Danielle - I agree 110%. If it had been 2 - 3 women, sure everyone is human. After all, he IS Tiger fuckin Woods. He probably didnt get the chance to "sow his seed" when he was young. He's acting out. Just should have done it without being married first.

You are right on about "mediocre looking females" too. I mean - wtf... he is Tiger fuckin Woods. If he's gonna be foolin around, he needs to shop on the top shelf.

I love the story of the tabloid getting a photo of him taking one of the girls back home to her trailer park. classic

I didn't see the story about the trailer park thing. That is classic, lol.

 

[pbhardbody]

Oh no hunny, I would cut it off if I was cheated on. I haven't been in that predicament yet. Guys I date know better, then to juggle me with someone else. Besides, I keep them VERY happy. What I meant was... People on a whole would be more apt to forgiving 2 or 3 indiscretions but, 14 is just gross & beyond disrespectful.

"Besides, I keep them VERY happy." - do you have some proof of this?

 

[pbhardbody]

Yes, they do. They charge a certain amount.

Tell me, how much does your charge (dinners, gifts, etc)?

good point. I like that pickup line in your sig. Ok if I borrow that this weekend?

 

[pbhardbody]

so u admit it's a huge cost. Isn't an escort family cheaper

now tell me how much it costs to hire an escort to go to a rock concert with you and how much an escort costs to take care of you when get into a car wreck and out for 3 months.

c

rock concert = probably $400 or so... the sex after the concert with someone who specializes in having sex = priceless

 

[shirlene29]

cheatings cheating...


sorry


the man gets caught cheating
hes getting a paralytic
intubated while CAOX3
restrained in case chemical restraint wears off
and slowly castrated with a #10 guage, no need for a scalpel

then slowly disembowled while I try to start JV lines in his vena cava


too much?
too far?

I think not


I said this in the OTHER cheating thread, flirting is ok, get your ego stoked is cool

sticking it in something ...no go

 

[chris302001]

cheatings cheating...


sorry


the man gets caught cheating
hes getting a paralytic
intubated while CAOX3
restrained in case chemical restraint wears off
and slowly castrated with a #10 guage, no need for a scalpel

then slowly disembowled while I try to start JV lines in his vena cava


too much?
too far?

I think not


I said this in the OTHER cheating thread, flirting is ok, get your ego stoked is cool

sticking it in something ...no go

so what does greg think about this?

 

[pbhardbody]

cheatings cheating...


sorry


the man gets caught cheating
hes getting a paralytic
intubated while CAOX3
restrained in case chemical restraint wears off
and slowly castrated with a #10 guage, no need for a scalpel

then slowly disembowled while I try to start JV lines in his vena cava


too much?
too far?

I think not


I said this in the OTHER cheating thread, flirting is ok, get your ego stoked is cool

sticking it in something ...no go

wow shirlene... when you say it like this, i think you make your point. Im thinkin you should be required by law to disclose this thinking to any potential husband... for his safety. haha
maybe make it part of the nuptials.

 

[pbhardbody]

so what does greg think about this?

oh she already has a partner/husband? damn I hope he knows her position on this... and keeps the sharp instruments hidden.

 

[shirlene29]

he knows, he knows I keep a blood draw kit/hep block etc in the bathroom too

plus a bag of ringer in the bottom of the fridge



wouldnt want him to dehydrate during ya know?