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GodOfThunder

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Don't ya hate gettting all fucked up and coming home with Shamu? I feel like a piece of shit right now. Went out to Lukes Tavern and Jabba the Hut gave me a ride home and went to her house instead of mine...I was way too gone to make good choices-My friends should have stopped me! Any stories you would only tell strangers on the board!?
 
Luckily never happened to me.
 
I have regretted having sex with people....and i was upright sober....sigh...bad choices.
 
fat women need love too, the good thing about fat women is you dont need to get them drunk to get down their pants all you need is a couple of twinkies and your set.
 
fsupat70 said:
fat women need love too, the good thing about fat women is you dont need to get them drunk to get down their pants all you need is a couple of twinkies and your set.
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Yes...but you still need a bag over your head
 
My strategy lets me avoid these unfortunate situations. I just find the hottest, sweetest thing I can and be nice to her and then fuck her over and over. That way I don't have to worry about ditch pigs and the inevitable regret afterwords. Admittidly I have not slept with tons of women but I have had sex 1000's of times, and never regretted it.
 
yes, I've regretted sex. Its not completely unheard of for a guy to turn into a complete asshole after a girl has had sex with him. Has happened to me twice.


Also, I very nearly got involved with some stuff on spring break one year I would have sorely regretted. Came to my senses in the nick of time.
 
The only woman I regret having sex was some Norweigen Woman I nailed while vacationing in Spain. I fucked her on the beach in Barcelona the night before I was to return to Canada. I made a point not disclose any info about myself as she seemed somewhat unstable. Well 1 day after I returned to Canada I came home from the grocery store to find this wacko sitting on my steps! I thought my heart stopped for a second or two....Turns out she thought I loved her, tracked my buddy down the day after I left Spain and found out where I lived. She ditched her two friends she was vacationing with, bought a ticket for Canada and took off. This woman was quite attractive but was married and had two kids! Well once she got to my city all she had was my cell phone #, she tried calling but for some reason couldn't get through. Well luckily for her my buddy told her my last name and she tracked down my dad who gave her my address. To make a long story short I insisted that she go back home home sooner than later...She continued to harrass me over the phone for months. I havn't heard from her since...
 
Mr. Black. Wow. I would call you a liar, but the stories I tell about my ex gf are just as bizaar, so I'll give you the benefit of the doubt on this one.
 
Mr. Black said:
The only woman I regret having sex was some Norweigen Woman I nailed while vacationing in Spain. I fucked her on the beach in Barcelona the night before I was to return to Canada. I made a point not disclose any info about myself as she seemed somewhat unstable. Well 1 day after I returned to Canada I came home from the grocery store to find this wacko sitting on my steps! I thought my heart stopped for a second or two....Turns out she thought I loved her, tracked my buddy down the day after I left Spain and found out where I lived. She ditched her two friends she was vacationing with, bought a ticket for Canada and took off. This woman was quite attractive but was married and had two kids! Well once she got to my city all she had was my cell phone #, she tried calling but for some reason couldn't get through. Well luckily for her my buddy told her my last name and she tracked down my dad who gave her my address. To make a long story short I insisted that she go back home home sooner than later...She continued to harrass me over the phone for months. I havn't heard from her since...
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that is too fucked up to make up
 
I've had some scary psychos too, so I believe it.
 
I can believe Mr Black's story, unfortunately.

My father told me, when I was about 17 or 18, never to fuck a woman who had more problems than me - good advice in a way, but I'd have missed out on some good sex if I'd always followed it.

Happily for me, none of the girls I've got involved with on holidays have ever followed me back home.
 
Soklueles.....is your alterego Mr. Black's girl from spain? I think the answer to the question over on the C & C board has been solved!!
 
a couple of times ive woke up with a not so pretty girl. i dont think that its that big of a deal. the thing to worry about is taking the right precautions in regards to safe sex. drunk or not you have to be careful, one drunken mistake can cost you your life.
 
Gymgurl said:
Soklueles.....is your alterego Mr. Black's girl from spain? I think the answer to the question over on the C & C board has been solved!!
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Yes, I have missed him since he bailed on me. I love him so much ....and he broke my heart....He left his social sec. number at my place and I had to find him. You know how women are, we are resourceful.
 
Sorry Klueless your english is way too advanced to be that of psycho Norway woman. She spoke broken english at best. Probably the worst thing about the whole issue was her arriving at my house the day my parents were throwing a "Welcome home Mr. Black Supper" as I had been traveling in Europe for 6 weeks. My parents, grandparents, sisters, friends and other family members were all there asking me who my new special friend was.... I just told them all I met her in Europe and she just really wanted to see Canada. They didn'y believe me.
 
But Mr black.....admit it, I am she...and u are he.....you love me and I love you just like when we were together.
 
I just weighed myself....pre menstruation cycle and i weigh a lithe 3 73 lbs.but after i finish my period i will weigh a sexy 374.
 
It is the glasses don't you think?? Or maybe my great hair do.....Mr. Black.....where are you...can you weigh us with your tongue please
 
I am flattered to say the least. The toungue is the strongest muscle in the human body and trust me...my toungue has been trained for such a worldy task.
 
Talk about playing psychos, i played this one girl who was into powerlifting and bodybuilding. I met her at my gym, where i was an assistant manager. Well, a long story short, i played her for a little less than a week. One of those days happened to be my b'day, and she went out and spent a little over 100 dollars on me, we'd only knew each other for 2 days, that's when i knew she was nuts. When i broke it off, she lost it. She would sit by my car until i got off of work, she would call my cell(never knew how she got my number) at all times of the day. This lasted for 3 weeks, until she went back to college out of state! i've since moved, thank god!
 
Was she from tennessee relocated to florida???
Just curious. cause....
I had the same problem with a fat whore once...
Can't remember her name though,

started with fat, I think...
 
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