Honestly, How many of you guys banged a stripper?

[Xiodus]

So Tonite i go to Ybor strip, i walk in with like 20$$ so im not expecting to get a lap dance or anything and just to chill. So this SMOKING stripper comes up to me and is like you wanna dance? Im like i got like 20$ bucs and its 40 for a lap dance. So shes like just pay the bar 10$ and well go to the private room. So immediatly all my boys are like oooooo Go! So i ended up in the private room and the first thing she ask me is if im italian? Im like Of COURSE! and shes like i knew it Blah Blah Blah then she said she knows how "geneticly gifted" we are. Im like damn straight. Then she slaps a few kisses on me(no tounge) and talked about how she will make me the best pasta ever and give me the best head ever. So basically at that point i thought she fell from heaven So after all the pillow talk shes like so do have any roomates? im like ya i got 3 but there fucking dipshits and i dont get along with them! so shes says well why dont you come over to my place then? I paused for a brief second and almost creamed my pants. But i told her my boys were waiting to get out of here, so she gave me her number and told me to come over this weekend!@So after all the pillow talk shes like so do have any roomates? im like ya i got 3 but there fucking dipshits and i dont get along with them! so shes says well why dont you come over to my place then? I paused for a brief second and almost creamed my pants. Then she asked me how old i was so i wasnt gonna lie so i told im 18 and she paused for a sec and said well im only 10 years older then you so ill teach you something.But i told her my boys were waiting to get out of here, so she gave me her number and told me to come over this weekend! SO basically im in a Dilemma WTF DO I DO! i mean SHES BANGING! shes got her tounge pierced, both nipples, belly, clit! and has a better 6 pac then me!

 

[Frackal]

Fuck her silly my man

 

[Xiodus]

OK but would U?

 

[KAYNE]

WHY DID YOU TYPE THE SAME SHIT REPEATEDLY??? YOU EITHER LOOK REALLY OLD OR HAVE A GOOD FAKE ID TO GET INTO AN YBOR STRIP BAR AT 18.





KAYNE

 

[PursuitOfShredded]

Dude,

she can't be that hot...I've been to that place many times...you'd be surprised how they really look when they go into that front room where the cash register is under the real light!!!

 

[Deadz]

dude it's not you are the first guy she's said/done this to this week.

think about it.

this same situation got one of my pals an std 7 years ago and it'll still get you an std today

 

[Fast Twitch Fiber]

I've had head on several occasions with a stripper. Never went further.

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

I lived with 2 stripers in GA. They had big drug habits, a efw of them always came over after work, and a lot of wacky shit happened. As Mr Gump wopuld say "that's all I have to say about that".

Thing is, before too long I felt sorry for them. Lots of issues.....

 

[the nature boy]

I've never banged with a stripper.

What am I missing out on? Do they have multiple sets of genetalia? do they have 2 assholes? Are they any better in bed? Fill me in!!!

 

[notoriousQQ]

bang her like a loose screen door in a hurricane bro.

just wrap it up.

 

[gsxr1000]

If she came onto a little 18 yr old that aggressively, think about how many other guys who look better than you/make more money than you do/spend more money on her than you did with your $10 that she did the same thing with.

Strippers don't go to work to hook up, they go to make money. So my guess is either you are bullshitting, or this chick has probably already banged half the state of Florida...............I saw don't cance it, for your own good.

 

[Robert Jan]

just do it but use protection

 

[chiba102]

I had a stripper jerk me off when I was 18 for $50

LOL

We went out to my car and she was going to give me a BJ but when we got in the car her breath stunk so I got scared and she just jerked me off. I busted a nut on myself and had to hang out the rest of the night with my jizzed stained pants...


Anyone from the Bronx here? It was at a place called the Goat
I wonder if it is still around

 

[Warik]

lol.

One of two things are clear from this post.

1) You're lying because I find it highly unlikely that a stripper will have sex with an 18 year-old for $10.

OR

2) You are telling the truth and she's seen more cock than the entire Trojan supplyline.

If you are short on STDs I highly recommend going over to her place. You'll pick a few up in no time.

-Warik

 

[Xiodus]

Well i was kinda asking a serious question from you bros. Your probably right about her fucking the whole state of florida. But im telling the truth. She didnt want to fuck me for 10$. Its 40 for a lap dance and you pay the bar 10 then her 30. So she said just pay the bar 10.

 

[manny78]

I bang one on a daily basis.

 

[hardrock]

I brought a stripper home from the bar once. I nailed on a few different occasions. Then all of a sudden I stopped hearing from her. Tle months later she tells me I got her pregnant and she had a miscarriage. Lyin bitch, I used a condom. Found out later she had a few different guys she was seeing and she also had 3 kids. I later saw her pic in an ad for an escort agency. Slutty hoe. Good for sex and thats all. I still got nude pics of her too. Just part of my collection. Something to show the grandkids someday.lol

 

[Xiodus]

Bump

 

[rsnoble]

I never have, but while at a club my friend offered to eat ones asshole out. She bent over right in front of him and hiked her panties and he stuck his tongue up her ass for 45 fucking minutes. No fucking shit. His face was fucking brown in areas. Poor drunk bastard. Hope that vd turd was good eating.

 

[TerraNoble]

OK but would U?

Hell yea...When I use to cruise ( used to wrk for Carnival Cruise Lines) I enjoyed many pros/stripers....latino,asian even black chicks were relishing my caucasian schlong....Have no prejudice whatsoever...Fuck the bitch!!

 

[nikolai_bolkov]

WHY DID YOU TYPE THE SAME SHIT REPEATEDLY??? YOU EITHER LOOK REALLY OLD OR HAVE A GOOD FAKE ID TO GET INTO AN YBOR STRIP BAR AT 18.





KAYNE

no shit, I thought it was my mind fucking with me

 

[DBCooper]

Strippers AT the club-yes, Ex-stippers-yes, chicks that have become strippers-yes, and always in a full body condom

 

[Jimsbbc]

I know girls that would do that for free. Fuck it, pay em $10 if it makes you feel better. There are dancers out there that would fuck some kid for $10. I've met some really crazy girls living in Houston. I've met a lot through my girlfriends from school who danced.

 

[KA-BAR]

I banged one at my bachelor party 8 years ago and 2 years later told my wife about it.

 

[The Architect]

Most of those girls are on drugs and horny as hell. I guarentee you she does it alot. But give her a call and hit it, and don't forget to wrap it.

 

[patkob2001]

I never have, but while at a club my friend offered to eat ones asshole out. She bent over right in front of him and hiked her panties and he stuck his tongue up her ass for 45 fucking minutes. No fucking shit. His face was fucking brown in areas. Poor drunk bastard. Hope that vd turd was goo


d eating.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh thats disgusting!!!!LOL

 

[pauly]

Five of em.

 

[AAP]

lol.

One of two things are clear from this post.

1) You're lying because I find it highly unlikely that a stripper will have sex with an 18 year-old for $10.

OR

2) You are telling the truth and she's seen more cock than the entire Trojan supplyline.

If you are short on STDs I highly recommend going over to her place. You'll pick a few up in no time.

-Warik

Either that, or she was really a he... and wanted to come by and scope your place out to rob it later.

 

[machaveli]

i've fucked a stripper before.....do it bro, you're young. just dont get attached!!!

 

[c-sharp minor]

I dated a peeler for 3 years and travelled around the continent with her for 2 of them while she danced.

I must have met hundreds of rippers. and almost every one of them was fukked up. A few had their heads on straight, but that was very rare.

Drugs, partying, fukking and violence.


Aahhhhhh.......goood times........good times.

 

[Machiavellian Muscle]

Sadly if you don't act quick enough, which in this case would have been that night, your chances quickly diminish. Remember she meets tons of guys, all different kinds both good looking and rich at these clubs so she will quickly forget about you and move on. Next time do it that night to solidify her offer.

 

[HANSEL]

I had one, she was hot as hell but I knew better than to ever get seriously involved with a stripper. I think there was weird dudes following me around while it was going on also. I say No-Go.

 

[Lumberg]

In the immemorable words of The Nature Boy I figure a strip club is just about the LAST place in the world that I'm going to get laid.

 

[Bulldog_10]

LOL! You tell her you're italian and she starts sweet talkin you about pasta...hahahaha

 

[Bulldog_10]

too many.

And probably about to start dating yet another one...

-= nav =-

If you don't want them, send them my way...I'm only 3000 miles away

 

[bmit]

once when I was drunk as fuck in a $35 hotel room. Shame, but still makes for a funny story. Hotel was shitty the TV was broken and on the blink. Got woken up a the little Indian owner while having a nasty hangover. Answered the door naked and was told it was time to leave. Closed the door and pounded her again. Took her "home" (some guy she was staying with) and never saw her again.

 

[biteme]

Women in general are lying and deceitful. Strippers are the epitome of lying and deceit.

 

[The Whole F/N Show]

I don't think had but I did get with a chick who was in Black Tail magazine and did a few videos. I found out about the video after I had already banged her.

 

[theoak01]

I brought a stripper home from the bar once. I nailed on a few different occasions. Then all of a sudden I stopped hearing from her. Tle months later she tells me I got her pregnant and she had a miscarriage. Lyin bitch, I used a condom. Found out later she had a few different guys she was seeing and she also had 3 kids. I later saw her pic in an ad for an escort agency. Slutty hoe. Good for sex and thats all. I still got nude pics of her too. Just part of my collection. Something to show the grandkids someday.lol

post them

 

[Baoh]

post them

 

[theoak01]

BUMPPPPPPP for nudies

 

[casavant]

For a year and a half. Wouldn't do it again though.

 

[KA-BAR]

lets see them pics of that dirty ho.

 

[Gambino]

post those picks!

 

[canadianhitman]

on and off for a few weeks

 

[white boy]

post those picks!

gambino why keep bumping old threads for pics?? the dudes are probaly long gone by now, if you want pics, go to the pics of womens forum

tell perkele white boy sent ya

 

[timrock]

OK but would U?

yes. i have and would do again.

don't get her pregnant though. i've made that mistake. you don't want any type of serious relationship with a titty dancer.

just bang her once or twice and move on.

oh yeah...welcome to manhood.

 

[joltman]

tell me when you guys wake up....

 

[SoKlueles]

7

 

[Spanky11]

tell me when you guys wake up....

I was thinking the same thing....

 

[SUPERDIMI]

fucking strippers

I have IN the damn club. If someone think that's some kind of fantasy then they obviously didn't bring any money to the club when they went.

It's not some kind of accomplishment.

 

[theoak01]

come on hardrock post that shit

 

[pharmguy]

I bang a stripper at least twice a week, I met her at the gym

does that count?

 

[bitter_man]

It counts!

 

[indyjones]

It's really hit or miss with strippers. Some have drug problems and hook on the side for extra dough but there are some that are truly college students working their way thru. They can't beat the money.

I know a stripper who goes to school 3hours away from the club. She drives up for Fri, Sat, and Sun and then heads back to school (MBA).

So your really taking a chance.. Remember what Huck or was it Manny once said to me "Don't be silly cover Willy"

 

[Librarian]

My first post. but I gotta put my 2 cents in here. Before you bang a stripper, do like I do with milk at the grocery store...

Double bag it! Just kidding!

 

[pharmguy]

It's really hit or miss with strippers. Some have drug problems and hook on the side for extra dough but there are some that are truly college students working their way thru. They can't beat the money.

I know a stripper who goes to school 3hours away from the club. She drives up for Fri, Sat, and Sun and then heads back to school (MBA).

So your really taking a chance.. Remember what Huck or was it Manny once said to me "Don't be silly cover Willy"

I know 2 strippers who are not on drugs and one of them does it part time and has a master's degree while the other one is in school ( the one I am seeing). They are both pretty fucked up. And by both their accounts, anyone who is a stripper, has or is going to have preoblems by the nature of the work, I think it is a 1 in 5000 stripper that is not pretty fucked up in the head. like in that gay demi moore movie

 

[Deterass]

I bang a stripper at least twice a week, I met her at the gym

does that count?

Yes ,i see you really wanted us to know this since you found this old ass thread.

 

[pharmguy]

Yes ,i see you really wanted us to know this since you found this old ass thread.

let me be the first to say

Fuck you.......


It was bumped to the top when I came on here last night asshole

 

[pharmguy]

I take that back, I did a search on ybor, and it came up, I also posted on several other threads that came up under the ybor search. And it related to me. I didn't pay any attention to how old it was, but does it matter? So again I say
Fuck you

 

[Robert Jan]

Fuck her silly my man

bro what kind of fucking question is this your just bragging and trying to make it look like a question. neither you or your cock would ever forgive you if you did not hit it with this woman, just be sure to rubber up

 

[Deterass]

let me be the first to say

Fuck you.......


It was bumped to the top when I came on here last night asshole

Easy fuckface!The thread above yours was in early Nov. so you did bump this old shit back up!Then you resort to name calling!Tough internet guy huh?I'll have my ho slap your bitch ass thru the computer.

 

[pharmguy]

Easy fuckface!The thread above yours was in early Nov. so you did bump this old shit back up!Then you resort to name calling!Tough internet guy huh?I'll have my ho slap your bitch ass thru the computer.

Ill cut and paste:

And you started this shit: And I called you no names.......

I take that back, I did a search on ybor, and it came up, I also posted on several other threads that came up under the ybor search. And it related to me. I didn't pay any attention to how old it was, but does it matter? So again I say...
edited....

 

[Deterass]

Ill cut and paste:

And you started this shit: And I called you no names.......

I take that back, I did a search on ybor, and it came up, I also posted on several other threads that came up under the ybor search. And it related to me. I didn't pay any attention to how old it was, but does it matter? So again I say...
edited....

NP dude ,just yanking your chain.

 

[pharmguy]

NP dude ,just yanking your chain.

next time you yank my chain, please use more KY!

 

[TheOak84]

i went on a date with one.. of ur from the chicago land area, she works at the Admiral and her name is Kamila.. shes polish and lives in my town... i didnt fuck her though..

she is 19 and slutty..

 

[MR.DUMBELL]

fuck her or i will lol

 

[indyjones]

i went on a date with one.. of ur from the chicago land area, she works at the Admiral and her name is Kamila.. shes polish and lives in my town... i didnt fuck her though..

she is 19 and slutty..

19 and slutty what a great combination

 

[JBRO]

hit it. just take a piss afterwards.