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Honestly, How many of you guys banged a stripper?

Xiodus

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So Tonite i go to Ybor strip, i walk in with like 20$$ so im not expecting to get a lap dance or anything and just to chill. So this SMOKING stripper comes up to me and is like you wanna dance? Im like i got like 20$ bucs and its 40 for a lap dance. So shes like just pay the bar 10$ and well go to the private room. So immediatly all my boys are like oooooo Go! So i ended up in the private room and the first thing she ask me is if im italian? Im like Of COURSE! and shes like i knew it Blah Blah Blah then she said she knows how "geneticly gifted" we are. Im like damn straight. Then she slaps a few kisses on me(no tounge) and talked about how she will make me the best pasta ever and give me the best head ever. So basically at that point i thought she fell from heaven :angel: So after all the pillow talk shes like so do have any roomates? im like ya i got 3 but there fucking dipshits and i dont get along with them! so shes says well why dont you come over to my place then? I paused for a brief second and almost creamed my pants. But i told her my boys were waiting to get out of here, so she gave me her number and told me to come over this weekend!@So after all the pillow talk shes like so do have any roomates? im like ya i got 3 but there fucking dipshits and i dont get along with them! so shes says well why dont you come over to my place then? I paused for a brief second and almost creamed my pants. Then she asked me how old i was so i wasnt gonna lie so i told im 18 and she paused for a sec and said well im only 10 years older then you so ill teach you something.But i told her my boys were waiting to get out of here, so she gave me her number and told me to come over this weekend! SO basically im in a Dilemma WTF DO I DO! i mean SHES BANGING! shes got her tounge pierced, both nipples, belly, clit! and has a better 6 pac then me!
 
WHY DID YOU TYPE THE SAME SHIT REPEATEDLY??? YOU EITHER LOOK REALLY OLD OR HAVE A GOOD FAKE ID TO GET INTO AN YBOR STRIP BAR AT 18.





KAYNE
 
Dude,

she can't be that hot...I've been to that place many times...you'd be surprised how they really look when they go into that front room where the cash register is under the real light!!!

:shocked: :eek2: :sick:
 
dude it's not you are the first guy she's said/done this to this week.

think about it.

this same situation got one of my pals an std 7 years ago and it'll still get you an std today
 
I lived with 2 stripers in GA. They had big drug habits, a efw of them always came over after work, and a lot of wacky shit happened. As Mr Gump wopuld say "that's all I have to say about that".

Thing is, before too long I felt sorry for them. Lots of issues.....
 
I've never banged with a stripper.

What am I missing out on? Do they have multiple sets of genetalia? do they have 2 assholes? Are they any better in bed? Fill me in!!!
 
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