Home alone...

[Daisy_]

Where is your Husband?

Not home where he should be. So really it his loss. He is sleeping out with the dog anyways tonight.

 

[awittyusername]

Not home where he should be. So really it his loss. He is sleeping out with the dog anyways tonight.

What did you do?

 

[Daisy_]

What did you do?

I wish I did something wrong tonight. 100% on his back. Whatcha doing tonight?

 

[awittyusername]

Nothing. I had a few appts. today. My friend asked me to go out, but I'm trying to get in shape for summer. So, I can get a hot chick....Then, leave her at home.

 

[seizer]

Do as the romans would do....masterbate. AWWWWW SSSSHHHHIIITTTTT!!!!!

 

[Daisy_]

Nothing. I had a few appts. today. My friend asked me to go out, but I'm trying to get in shape for summer. So, I can get a hot chick....Then, leave her at home.

oh yeah thats cool. leaving your gf at home is like the coolest thing to do. Just watch one day tho she might not be at home to leave

 

[awittyusername]

oh yeah thats cool. leaving your gf at home is like the coolest thing to do. Just watch one day tho she might not be at home to leave

You shuld know me better. I'm just kidding.....

I don't even want a gf. Why buy the cow, when you can get the milk for free? And, too many ladies would be disapointed if I was to settle down.

 

[Daisy_]

You shuld know me better. I'm just kidding.....

I don't even want a gf. Why buy the cow, when you can get the milk for free? And, too many ladies would be disapointed if I was to settle down.

Ahhh I totally knew you were kidding

 

[seizer]

Ahhh I totally knew you were kidding

Like, totally!

 

[awittyusername]

Ahhh I totally knew you were kidding

I know!!! I was acting innocent about what I said before...Then, said something even sleazier...Funny right??? Oh screw you.


Is you husband hanging out with his friends?