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Holy shit that bitch was CRAZY

Nathan

Nathan

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I haven't returned her calls, texts or msn messages in like a month and she still fucking tries to get in touch with me. She finally starts calling me repeatedly tonight after I told her I didn't want to see her a few days before (again) and so I basically had to answer or deal with that shit (Like calls, gets my messaging service and hangs up and calls again. Lather, rinse, repeat.). So I do and explain to her yet again that I do not want to talk to her. Holy shit. Holy fucking shit. I bet this sounds gay as fuck. I will fight you right now.
 
I know
 
link to original thread about this girl, or snatch shots of her?
 
Nathan fears the pussy.

If not, he would drive over there and regulate that bitch until she was scared to look at a phone, let alone use one.
 
ortiz34 said:
link to original thread about this girl, or snatch shots of her?
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No original thread. I suppose maybe the thread title was misleading. YOu know what else is misleading? You.

It was a girl I told I didn't want to be in a relationship with after going out on a few dates with her and things started getting physical and she didn't care but just wanted the other thing. Uh, gross and disgusting things ensued and that's about it. I knew she was nuts but I mean really.
 
Nathan said:
Uh...yeah. But if anyone asks I never touched the girl.
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lol, sounds like she got a piece of the magic stick and left her wanting more. It's an affliction I sometimes faxe as well, embrace it bro, harness your powers and you can achieve great things.
 
Smurfy said:
does she have STD's.
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No. Ew. Jesus Smurfy. I have never nor I will I ever get an STD (knock on wood please lord hear the knocking). I check each girl's crotchular area thoroughly before intercourse with a pair of needle-nosed pliers and a camera.
 
Nathan said:
I haven't returned her calls, texts or msn messages in like a month and she still fucking tries to get in touch with me. She finally starts calling me repeatedly tonight after I told her I didn't want to see her a few days before (again) and so I basically had to answer or deal with that shit (Like calls, gets my messaging service and hangs up and calls again. Lather, rinse, repeat.). So I do and explain to her yet again that I do not want to talk to her. Holy shit. Holy fucking shit. I bet this sounds gay as fuck. I will fight you right now.
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(sigh) Such is the burden of hottness.


She be sprung on the D.
 
RottenWillow said:
(sigh) Such is the burden of hottness.


She be sprung on the D.
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Hey now, that's not what I meant yo. I have a 12 cm rod. Erect. It's true. I'm in the Guinness Book of World Records under "12 cm rod".
 
Nathan said:
Hey now, that's not what I meant yo. I have a 12 cm rod. Erect. It's true. I'm in the Guinness Book of World Records under "12 cm rod".
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:lmao: dude that ain't even 6 inches dudes on elite have a minium of 8 inch cawk you got some work to do get pumping.
 
superqt4u2nv said:
:lmao: dude that ain't even 6 inches dudes on elite have a minium of 8 inch cawk you got some work to do get pumping.
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Isn't 12cm like an inch? oh shit millimeters, sorry. No wait, that's way smaller. But right. It's millimeters.
 
string_bean00 said:
HCG ain't gonna do shit for cock size.
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It seems to make it hang fuller/plumper when not erect, but yup, doesnt do anything for erect size. You need to eat clams for that.
:verygood:
 
Nathan said:
oh shit millimeters, sorry. No wait, that's way smaller. But right. It's millimeters.
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LORM!

But hey think how much bigger it makes your quads look. Silver lining, greener grass, bright side and all.
 
RottenWillow said:
LORM!

But hey think how much bigger it makes your quads look. Silver lining, greener grass, bright side and all.
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So true. So so true. You know what else is horribly inadequate about me? Being around me. Man, it's no picnic. Shit parade is a good term to describe being in my presence.

Seriously though, 12 millimeters.
 
Nathan said:
I haven't returned her calls, texts or msn messages in like a month and she still fucking tries to get in touch with me. She finally starts calling me repeatedly tonight after I told her I didn't want to see her a few days before (again) and so I basically had to answer or deal with that shit (Like calls, gets my messaging service and hangs up and calls again. Lather, rinse, repeat.). So I do and explain to her yet again that I do not want to talk to her. Holy shit. Holy fucking shit. I bet this sounds gay as fuck. I will fight you right now.
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LOL...oh it sucks being perfect.
 
Is this the woman who smells like Indian food or was that someone else? You should write a novel sometime.
 
You just need to find a girl crazier than her, befriend her and let her go after the first girl in your honor.
 
HeatherRae said:
LOL...oh it sucks being perfect.
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I hate you. I never said I was perfect. I know better than to do something like that though. Am I wrong? Wtf is with the hostility? What did I say? I don't get it.

lol @ Velvett - I would prefer to not get involved with crazy girls at all - that was why I chose not to see her anymore - I kind of sensed maybe something was off about her so I told her I didn't want to date, did something stupid, and then what do you know she's crazy. I knew better but whatever. It's like holy cow though. And, for the record, I was 100% honest throughout the whole thing. I don't lie but I can't honestly say I was ever that clear about things before.

FINE. I hate you guys.
 
Nathan said:
I hate you. I never said I was perfect. I know better than to do something like that though. Am I wrong? Wtf is with the hostility? What did I say? I don't get it.

lol @ Velvett - I would prefer to not get involved with crazy girls at all - that was why I chose not to see her anymore - I kind of sensed maybe something was off about her so I told her I didn't want to date, did something stupid, and then what do you know she's crazy. I knew better but whatever. It's like holy cow though. And, for the record, I was 100% honest throughout the whole thing. I don't lie but I can't honestly say I was ever that clear about things before.

FINE. I hate you guys.
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Geez, lighten up sweetie. I actually meant it. (you're pretty damned perfect). =-)
 
digimon7068 said:
Drive over to her house and go dirt road on her. . .when you're done, clean off your crank on her curtains. . .after that, if she keeps calling you, get a restraining order. :whatever:
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Holy cow!
 
digimon7068 said:
Drive over to her house and go dirt road on her. . .when you're done, clean off your crank on her curtains. . .after that, if she keeps calling you, get a restraining order. :whatever:
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no, if she keeps calling u, shes a keeper
 
Dieselicious said:
Risk because your condems sometimes slip of the 12 millie during sex. LOL
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It's areally big problem.

And tell her I have the HIV? Are you mad? That's just the rumor I want to be going around. Forget the whole 12 millimeter dick thing - that was impressive and everything but this whole HIV thing is way more gossip-worthy.
 
Nathan said:
It's areally big problem.

And tell her I have the HIV? Are you mad? That's just the rumor I want to be going around. Forget the whole 12 millimeter dick thing - that was impressive and everything but this whole HIV thing is way more gossip-worthy.
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Right, Right.. let's see. maybe tell her you are terminally ill, you dont want her to get attached. If the roomer gets around, you will be good for simpathy bangs from other girls and can use the same get attached story with them. If you find a keeper just tell you are heeled its a miracle.

Look man thats the best I can do. If that doesnt work go to the hood and hire a big Whanita to kick the shit out of her..... LOL.
 
Some excellent advice in here, I greatly appreciate it. I'm thinking maybe I could tell her I have leprosy. I see no possible way that could go wrong.
 
Nathan said:
Some excellent advice in here, I greatly appreciate it. I'm thinking maybe I could tell her I have leprosy. I see no possible way that could go wrong.
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That could work. Buy a prosthetic wang, put it over your millimeter peter, and go to town one last time. Just have it fall off inside her and run out of the room screaming that you have leprosy.

Advantage: Nathan
 
Nathan said:
Some excellent advice in here, I greatly appreciate it. I'm thinking maybe I could tell her I have leprosy. I see no possible way that could go wrong.
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Unless she actually wants to see shit falling off of you. :worried:
 
jnevin said:
That could work. Buy a prosthetic wang, put it over your millimeter peter, and go to town one last time. Just have it fall off inside her and run out of the room screaming that you have leprosy.

Advantage: Nathan
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lol, Throw some money on the bed and say 'keep the tip'.
 
jnevin said:
That could work. Buy a prosthetic wang, put it over your millimeter peter, and go to town one last time. Just have it fall off inside her and run out of the room screaming that you have leprosy.

Advantage: Nathan
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lmfao, that's gold
 
bro tell her her snatch smells like a third world fish market..she's fat..can't phuck....and the only reason you hit it in the first place was to screw one of her friends or her sister.....then she will leave you alone.
 
You should do naughty things to her with your tongue...for hours.

Then see how many times she can call you in one day
 
jnevin said:
That could work. Buy a prosthetic wang, put it over your millimeter peter, and go to town one last time. Just have it fall off inside her and run out of the room screaming that you have leprosy.

Advantage: Nathan
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LOrFALAMO! FROLAMO!!!!!!
 
TheProject said:
Hell, I wish I had a massaging service.
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I like how you're "Legend of EliteFitness" and I'm "on probation" aka "barely tolerable". I hate you.

Velvett, on the other hand, I'm a big fan of. She has my undying support.
 
Nathan said:
I like how you're "Legend of EliteFitness" and I'm "on probation" aka "barely tolerable". I hate you.

Velvett, on the other hand, I'm a big fan of. She has my undying support.
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Not everyone can be legendary.

Maybe if you put up the penis tree...
 
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