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Hey! so gorillas are suppossed to be 7-10 times stronger than a human being....

we talked about the great apes in my anthropology class, which was also the worst class ive taken in my life. a gorillas limb bones are thicker than baseball bats, and their centers of gravity are much farther back than a humans. that way, they could punch a hole clean through your chest if one were so inclined. bottom line, i wouldnt want to fuck with a gorilla...or a lemur either...they throw their shit at you.
 
I agree that if any human being could take a gorilla unarmed it would have to be a really fast outside martial artist with long limbs, and a very fast reflex. hed need a lot of luck and good stamina cuz its gonna take a lot of those precision punches of him lol

but who cares? why fight a silverback? lol
 
A tiger?

Naw, the only thing I think could take one is something poisonous. Don't forget those big apes have fangs, and I think baboons kill moderate size cats all the time so imagine what a big ape would do.

No man could stand up to a big ape. A chimp can kill a man. Take the claws out of a tiger and you have a chance, take the nails(like they use them anyway) off a big ape and you are still dead. It can bear hug ya, punch ya, throw ya, bite ya, choke ya, rip arms of ya. Most other animals can only bite and claw.

I remember seein chimps on discovery and the man said they are 7-10 times as strong as an average man and that was a skinny ass chimp. It has to do with leverage and tendons(especially in the shoulder), not muscle. I would imagine the big apes are 20 times stronger than an average man.
 
so i guess maybe ill have to try fina some day soon to live up to my nickname. all u need is vitex now for the fina gyno correct? or is it still not that simple? anyways, last time I saw a gorilla he was repeatedly blowing feedchunks(vomiting)into his hand and then eating it back up. I hope i dont start doing that at work or anything after my fina cycle lol:sick:
 
Ash said:
All right you primative screwheads listen up. I don't care how strong you are because this is my BOOMSTICK. It's a 12 gauge double barreled Remington it has a colbalt blue stock and a hair trigger, thats right this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, MI. It retails for about $109.95, thats right shop smart, shop S-Mart- you got that!!---- Now I sware the next time one of you "PRIMATES" even touches me KAHAYYYYAYY.

I couldnt resist either.:)
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Re: A tiger?

me2dammit said:
the man said they are 7-10 times as strong as an average man and that was a skinny ass chimp. It has to do with leverage and tendons(especially in the shoulder), not muscle. I would imagine the big apes are 20 times stronger than an average man.

I'm surprised that no man has tried to have his tendons altered surgically in order to gain a huge amount of strength. It actually wouldn't surprise me if someone had
 
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