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Hey! so gorillas are suppossed to be 7-10 times stronger than a human being....

Nathan said:
My intentions are more sexual in nature than you could possibly imagine. I'd be willing to outline what I had in mind in great detail if you like, however I don't think you, or anyone else, could handle it.
Seriously though, I've come up against a gorilla or two in my time and I took each one out of commission in under 2 minutes flat with my bare hands.

You have sexual relations with gorrilas?
 
Hate to tell you this buddy but no one is gonna kick a Gorillas ass. Not a Bodybuilder, Powerlifter, Ultimate fighter, or Pro Wrestler. I personally witnessed a man get torn apart by a Silver back. The DF tried to get close to take a picture. The Silver back lurched forward and ripped his right arm out of his socket. We scared him away after that but, the poor guy bled to death. It was like watching a train wreck. You dont want to look but, you cant help it. But if you would like to bet how about 10g on you going to the local Zoo and fighting their Silver back. The only thing that can take a Gorrilla down is a gun, or a Juiced Silver back. I'm sure the military is experimenting on that right now. I bet they call it the King Kong Gorilla Black Program. As long as they are fighting for my country it's cool with me, but if they are the enemy I'm trowing out my white flag. I need my right arm for lifting. Let us know how you did wrestling the Gorilla. If you do I think I will find out first from the next When Animals Attack Video.
 
TestApe1 said:
And all gorillas are Vegatarins..........

where in the hell did you get that from.....i have seen gorillas beat the shit outa of monkeys and then rip their limbs off while they are still alive and eat them......not exactly the vegetarian lifestyle that i know about:)
 
You have to admit that it would be cool to be able to take a gorilla down. Maybe if you're Greg Kovacs with a knife (and minus the GH gut of course and a little more room to move your damn limbs), though a sword is more like it - if that. I'm sure one day science will deliver unto us just such superhumans.
 
I got a project elitefitness can do.. How bout all of us (all 40,000 of us or whateveR) chip in 10 bux. and we buy a gorilla, and juice THE HELL OUT OF IT! We'll let txlonghorn keep it at his place. And we can see how big he can get with tons of gear. And we can feed him sheep and stuff.. THAT WOULD BE SO KEWL! lets do it.
 
Future One said:
Which raises a question in my mind. What about bodybuilders and powerlifters. Even an average weightlifter like myself is at least 2-3times stronger than the average joe. So that means that some of these competitive bodybuilders and powerlifters can easily kick a gorilla's ass... any comments?

Gorilla's still are far stronger, and have a much more durable skeletal structure. On top of that, strength is only a small part of the equation. The best fighters in the world are not powerlifters, bodybuilders and strongmen. Look at what happened to Bill Kazmaeier in Rings. Look at what happens to the bodybuilders that enter competitions like the UFC-they get their asses handed to them. There's also a BIG BIG difference between strength numbers in the gym and strength in the real world, because strength is very very specific.
 
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