HEY KLUE....I'm sending you something

[Gymgurl]

for your b-day......Athos all muscular, sexy, hot, well endowed, kicky licking inch of him....check your door soon.....

 

[SoKlueles]

gulps
ill be waiting dang it

 

[Gymgurl]

Thought you could use something HOT and exciting for your birthday.......

 

[SoKlueles]

I hope he likes the new me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~??

 

[Gymgurl]

it won't matter, he is your sex toy for the month

 

[Athos]

it won't matter, he is your sex toy for the month

Damn!
I guess I'm going to have to put in some fresh batteries.

 

[pintoca]

and brush those teeth of yours...

how come I don't get sent anywhere??? double dang

 

[swole]

I am also available for services.

 

[SoKlueles]

you guys want this sexy woman dont u??
admit it

 

[Gymgurl]

Pintoca.....I'm getting rid of him so you can move in for awhile.....

 

[pintoca]

PM me details and I am mailing myself overnight...

Should I pack an extra tongue protesis or two?

 

[SoKlueles]

PM me details and I am mailing myself overnight...

Should I pack an extra tongue protesis or two?

dang perv
ok im not at my full smart ass potential i am still kinda drugged

 

[Gymgurl]

Nope just bring the package

 

[Phenix500us]

Thought you could use something HOT and exciting for your birthday.......

Me too!!!!
I'm sending you a George Forman Grill!

 

[Gymgurl]

LOLOLOLOL now that is a gift....Is this Hammy?

 

[Phenix500us]

LOLOLOLOL now that is a gift....Is this Hammy?

Nope...I'm much more witty and much less well-endowed!

 

[SoKlueles]

dang ur from tenn? what part?

 

[Phenix500us]

dang ur from tenn? what part?

A little east of Knoxville

 

[Gymgurl]

Hmmmmm Klue? Where did she go??

 

[pintoca]

and much less well-endowed!

you are an eunuch then

 

[SoKlueles]

Hmmmmm Klue? Where did she go??

i fell asleep again

 

[Athos]

i fell asleep again

...and you'll hold my beer while I piss?

I think I'm in love.

 

[Gymgurl]

Lolol

 

[Gymgurl]

Better then putting a drink on my head while I give you a BJ...not that I do that lol

 

[Athos]

Better then putting a drink on my head while I give you a BJ...not that I do that lol

You do that with way too much enthusiasm for a beer to stay on your head.

 

[Gymgurl]

Well I guess it is a good way to get someone like Hammy to start licking.....gotta start with the beer that is running down my body

 

[Athos]

Well I guess it is a good way to get someone like Hammy to start licking.....gotta start with the beer that is running down my body

I don't believe him anyway.

I just don't see SK staying with someone who won't when all she has to do is drive up to Detroit and have me rock her world.

 

[Gymgurl]

Yeah it makes no sense......I try to tell her your not hung like a hamster....

 

[Athos]

Yeah it makes no sense......I try to tell her your not hung like a hamster....

Well...I'm thinking that she might not want to do anal for safety reasons but other than that...I've found that most women appreciate multiple orgazms.

 

[Gymgurl]

AHHHHHHH..I'm speechless

 

[Athos]

AHHHHHHH..I'm speechless

Speechless like when the ten-guage barbell hits the G-spot?

Yeah, right.

 

[Gymgurl]

Yes kinda like that ......it was the anal thing...

 

[Athos]

Yes kinda like that ......it was the anal thing...

You asked for it.

 

[Gymgurl]

No you wanted it....well said it anyway

 

[Athos]

No you wanted it....well said it anyway

Sounds like a dare.

I just have to convince SK to come on up and find out.

 

[Gymgurl]

You better be worth her fear of flying....she can come hang out at the lake this summer

 

[Athos]

You better be worth her fear of flying....she can come hang out at the lake this summer

I'll send a limo.

 

[Gymgurl]

I'll be the driver

 

[SoKlueles]

im glad i woke up for this

athos u like my tummy tucker?

 

[Athos]

im glad i woke up for this

athos u like my tummy tucker?

So much that I'd lick it clean.

 

[Gymgurl]

Forget Hammy....