fro we aren't buying the enagement coverup crap you keep dishing us. just enjoy the party and thank Anal on the way out.
Anal - I'm going to hire a hairy, naked fattie(DOT - hit me back on PM, brother) to go undercover to your party and report live to elite the events that are taking place. We're talking hidden in-ass microphones and video camera eyeglasses to capture all the action. This will prove to the world once and for all that you bang chicks, and that this whole "I like dudes" thing is nothing but a farce.