Here at The Ritz carlton we treat ya right

[Cardinal Slin]

If a hotel ever ever tried chargin me for parkin, they would never hear the last of it and I would have the owner eatin the corn out of my ass crack.


just sayin

 

[shrimp poboy]

If a hotel ever ever tried chargin me for parkin, they would never hear the last of it and I would have the owner eatin the corn out of my ass crack.


just sayin

Dude this fuckin place charges for everything ya just gotta suck it up if ya wanna play with the rich folks

 

[Smurfy]

you know how this fuckin place is ya log on to check your mail next thing your cacklin with smurf and the hens in chat

lmfao

 

[shrimp poboy]

Ok i gotta run and asscess the throbbing vag now be back in 2 min

 

[ortiz34]

Rolls like ectacy?Naw bro I buried that part of my life

yes
and it's never buried
it follows you everywhere you go bro
If I was there with 10 rolls, 4 hot broads
you'd be shagging the curtains till they fell apart

 

[Cardinal Slin]

Dude this fuckin place charges for everything ya just gotta suck it up if ya wanna play with the rich folks

I hear you but what I am sayin is if I gotta pay for a 5 star hotel and then they make me pay for parkin, I would have those fuckers for breakfast.

 

[Smurfy]

Ok i gotta run and asscess the throbbing vag now be back in 2 min

2 minutes in heaven is better than 1 minute in heaven

YouTube - Flight of the Conchords - Business Time

 

[lartinos]

So me and my ole lady decided to take a little weekend getaway to the Ritz in N.O.Keep in mind im a true southern redneck with not a whole lot of experience in these upper class type environments.So I booked the fancy shamancy executive suite for 3 bills and change a night and so far Im really not so impressed the acomidations are good but WTF do i need a livingroom for in a hotel?They try to kiss your ass so much its kinda nauseating and basically the fuckers are just pan handling for tips(And I tip well)Here is a list of fun charges so far.

Parking 40.00 a day(a parking ticket on the street is 20.00 where do you think my car is)


WIFII-15.00 a day

coffee 6.00 with tip

Bottle of Dom 300.00 with tip

extra toilet paper 30.00 per roll(ok I made that one up)

Whatever I fucked like i was a 21 yr old pornstar last night so I guess who cares.

please post the video minus your fatass please thanks.

 

[shrimp poboy]

please post the video minus your fatass please thanks.

lmao

 

[redguru]

I stayed at the Ritz Landis in Taipei once every four months or so when I was working for a Military Contractor back in the day. The service was primo, but they charged for every little side expense as well as the room. Sucked that I would send back email to my job and get charged like 300 NT per minute (around $9). The reason we stayed there, was because it was the only hotel in Taipei besides the Imperial that truly catered to Westerners.