Help My Bro Name His Gym!!!!

[GenetiKing]

My buddy just bought the gym where I train and he's thinking about renaming it. It's fairly hardcore but there are a few older folks and middle aged women who use the cardio equipment and the machines, but 80% of the clientele is hardcore. It's in the Appalachian Mountains and the new owner's name is Greg. I've thought of a few already...

Mountain Muscle
Mountaineer Muscle
The Grind
Greg's Grind
The Zone
The Training Zone
The God Factory (Personally, I love this one but...)
The Physique Factory


Anybody else?

 

[Kryp2o]

I would say he needs to name the gym according to the demographics of his clientele. If he is catering to the hardcore masses then something to the effect of what you named off may be good. If he is catering to a more mainstream or family oriented masses then he may need to name it with a more commercial flare. Remember this one simple rule in marketing : It's all about branding, what words or pictures etc. that will command your audiences attention and associate instantly just who you are. Another words if you named it The Physique Factory then when someone says "I need to find a gym" the first thought in there mind is: The Physique Factory and that's were I need to go.

Personally I like The Physique Factory.

I know I'm ranting, nuff said.

 

[KAYNE]

GENETIKING

NAME THAT BITCH, "THE GYM", THAT WAY WHEN PEOPLE SAY THAT ARE GOING TO THE GYM, THEY WONT BE LYING.

ON A REAL NOTE, PLEASE TELL HIM TO REFRAIN FROM USING HIS NAME IN THE TITLE.

BTW.....THIS IS NVR2BIG

 

[Champ]

Appalachian Sports Club.....


New York Sports Club did well with that kind of name....

 

[YellowD]

The Growth House
Alternative Fitness
Hunky Hotties Hangout
Pump-a-Licious
Make Muscle Not War
Fitness to the Oldies
Poor Jock's Only Choice
Dumbells and Dumbbroads
Greg's 24 Hour Muscle Shop
The Growing Gorilla
Gentleman's Showers (w/ free gym membership)

 

[Drifter]

The Iron House
Metal Madness
Steel Pit

Of course you can mix it up any way you want....

Iron Pit
House of Madness LOL

Damn, I think its time for bed

 

[Austin316]

The Colossus, Ive always liked that name

 

[Kryp2o]

The Growth House
Alternative Fitness
Hunky Hotties Hangout
Pump-a-Licious
Make Muscle Not War
Fitness to the Oldies
Poor Jock's Only Choice
Dumbells and Dumbbroads
Greg's 24 Hour Muscle Shop
The Growing Gorilla
Gentleman's Showers (w/ free gym membership)

LMMFAO !!!!

Damn that's funny !!!! :EL:

 

[strengthmonster]

Mass Mountain

Flex 'n' Tone

I also liked Muscle Mountain

or how about Hardcore bodybuilders and middleaged fat bastards gym

 

[WODIN]

Stay away from local name types, such as mountain or mountaineer, they've been done to death throught out the appalachian reagion.


Yellow D, cracks me up!

Rippers
Mass Maniacs
Greg's Boy Toy Palace

 

[strengthmonster]

Gosh, how imaginitive.

 

[vixenbabe]

Hard Body's

 

[Captain_insano]

Muscle Mill

 

[The Shadow]

The Body Shop

 

[JeetKuneDo]

chicken pie

 

[GinNJuice]

How about calling it "The Faggot's Gym"

or Fag's Gym

Gym for Fag's

Greg is a Fag,and this is his Gym

This is a Gym,run By A Fag


And my favorite.....The Crap house !

Danm... now I have to update my ignore list to include 'One' along with 'The_One'..... why the hell did you change your name

 

[BigGuns2]

How about "old school gym"
"body realignment"

"the garden of juice"

 

[tomcat]

Of the one's I've seen so far, I like:

Muscle Mill
Mountain Muscle

I also though of something like:
Blue Ridge Plate-way
Blue Ridge Ripped
Muscles outa thin air

Smokey Mtn Sweat Shop

GKing, I hope you didn't think all these wonderful whacko's were gonna be serious about this?

 

[Evildee]

how about.....Freaks and Geeks
The Dog House
The Weight Escape
Shredded Beef
more to come.......

 

[Tuna Guy]

A local gym for local people

 

[marvelous_mark]

ProCore Gym
Pinacle Gym
HGH's Gym (Hardcore Greg's Hardcore Gym)
Titan Gym / Titan Fitness

 

[slickdadd]

Anything with appalachian in it is gonna sound pretty good to me. Hey Genetiking, where in TN are ya, im probably somewhere near you.

 

[karson]

dude

just weight awhile
papa pumps
get your gear in rear
metamorphasis
weights get dates
total fitness
12 gauge in my closet, 22 gauge in my ass gym

 

[GenetiKing]

I also though of something like:
Blue Ridge Plate-way
Blue Ridge Ripped
Muscles outa thin air

Smokey Mtn Sweat Shop

GKing, I hope you didn't think all these wonderful whacko's were gonna be serious about this?

No, I didn't...but I figured that I could a few good ideas outta this to pass on to him.

Anyway, thanks to everybody that gave good ideas...some of these are pretty cool.

I will pass them on and let you know what he says.

 

[tomcat]

If he picks our, do we win some free protein or a stairmaster or Something?

 

[GenetiKing]

slickdadd,
Check your PM.

TOMCAT,
You win one free tanning bed visit...ha! Seriously, I'll tell him who supplied it. If he decides to use it, I'll grace one of you lucky motherfuckers with a PM from the GenetiKing himself.