All the cow pussy stories I've heard involved older women.
Beastie Boys said:
Said I Love Ya Won't Leave Ya So You Got To Listen
See I'm Talkin' About The Way That I'm Feeling
You're So Lovely Lengthy And So Appealing
A Sassy Sophisicated Sexy Lady
Well I'm 26 And You're 80
Boomin' Granny, Boomin' Fanny
Boomin' Granny, Good And Plety
Bang her and move on. Honestly, you need to ask yourself why a fifty year old woman would want to be in a relationship with a early twenty-something. I'm thirty-two and most "women" in their early twenties I wouldn't dream of dating, too imature and not a whole lot in common. It sounds like she's trying to re-live her twenties which is a bad sign for a relationship, you can get a twenty-something mentality in a tight little twenty-something, not a grandma.