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well, i have been having one hell of a time trying to fuck this girl in her ass. normally she would be all for it, but she doesnt want to add my little twist into the whole scenario. i want to fuck her in the ass like rocco would, you know, totally destroy her bowels so her stomach falls out of her ass. but here is the kicker, i want to sodomize her as i hold her head under water in my toilet. i keep asking myself what would rocco do? but i'm not sure. she is totally against it right now, and im out of ideas. help me out ladies. what would your guy have to do for you to let him sodomize you as he holds your head in a toilet?
 
Hi there, such a sweet, romantic post! I got moist reading it.

I know exactly what you could do to get me to take in the ass with my head pressed into a toilet. Ready?

We would simply take turns. As i see your a gentleman, ladies first. :D I would strap on a nice giant dildo and tear your little booty out while of course holding your head under the toilet water. Mmmm....must ask myself, what would Jenna do?

For fairness, i should mention i am 6 feet, 202lbs @ 16% bf. I bench 250+ and squat about 370, so hold tight to the toilet, oke? Could become rough.

If you were still able i would be delighted of course to have you destroy my bowels. :D :D
 
Maybe you should stick to her Snatch !

I 've taken a stroll down the Hershey highway myself but there's always a chance that She does'nt want to have her Ass violated in such a way. I don't know if you wear protection or not but my friend got his wife to do it and to this day she'll ask him Hey Al want to do it in the butt. His balls blew up the size of Grapefruits !He could'nt even wear pants. All because he wanted to do it in the butt. So if you want to be a Rump Ranger , you better look somewhere else. Now perhaps I'll take a stroll down to Georgia.
 
p0ink said:
p0ink likes it rough baby.
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Or do you just like to beat up on women cause your such a pussy?
 
you people talk about being all kinky and shit, but when it comes down to it, you really cant step up to the plate.
 
hgh, why are you capitalizing the s in "she"? is there some sort of biblical anal sex reference that i'm missing here? i'm normally pretty well versed in pornography, but i must be missing something here. are you possibly referring to the babylonian scripture where god tells the villagers to sodomize each other while sticking each other's heads in toilets in a loving way? god is all encompassing and forgiving. pay credit where credit is due.
 
lilperronis said:
dude you are one sick fuck!!!!!!

I couldnt agree more.
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magdelana said:
Hi there, such a sweet, romantic post! I got moist reading it.

I know exactly what you could do to get me to take in the ass with my head pressed into a toilet. Ready?

We would simply take turns. As i see your a gentleman, ladies first. :D I would strap on a nice giant dildo and tear your little booty out while of course holding your head under the toilet water. Mmmm....must ask myself, what would Jenna do?

For fairness, i should mention i am 6 feet, 202lbs @ 16% bf. I bench 250+ and squat about 370, so hold tight to the toilet, oke? Could become rough.

If you were still able i would be delighted of course to have you destroy my bowels. :D :D
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Until I read this reply which is still as entertaining as the first time I read it - LMFAO!.... I was going to delete the thread and leave a harsh warning.

Dude, the ONLY thing funny about this thread is Magdelena's reply. Please think before you post.
 
well, fella, ive noticed that drinking too much makes my butt hurt. and i usually have a vague memory of the toilet. and another odd thing.......my old man is always in SUCH a fantastic mood the next day.........hmmmmm.

but destroying bowels? THEHELLSTHEMATTERWITHYOU?
 
POink, there are girls made for guys like you ... they're made of inflatable rubber.

Unless you luck out and find a masochistic chick as freaky as you are, better give up your rape-and-degradation fantasies.

There are hookers who might oblige you, but you'll have to pay big bucks for it. And if you go a little too far, her pimp's gonna bust a cap in your ass.

Wouldn't it be easier (and cheaper) to learn how to give a woman *pleasure* rather than humiliating and injuring her?

I like a bit of rough stuff myself, but it's totally consensual, and either partner can stop it the moment it ceases to be fun. A lot of guys, and girls too, can be turned-on by some kind of rape fantasy, but it's important to remember it's a *fantasy* ... like playacting ... only to be indulged when both partners are into it.

Any other situation becomes genuine rape, which is a violent crime like murder -- nothing fun about that.
 
Another reason not to get rough with a girl who isn't into it: it could land you in prison, where Big Bubba and his friends will make sure you find out what a REAL rape is like ...;)
 
bikinimom said:


Until I read this reply which is still as entertaining as the first time I read it - LMFAO!.... I was going to delete the thread and leave a harsh warning.

Dude, the ONLY thing funny about this thread is Magdelena's reply. Please think before you post.
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its okay he is saying crazy shit because of a reason he cannot mention on the boards. a few special peeps know his reasons so you should not question his motives.
 
Puc said:


its okay he is saying crazy shit because of a reason he cannot mention on the boards. a few special peeps know his reasons so you should not question his motives.
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hehehehehheee That was ALMOST witty.
 
p0ink said:
well, i have been having one hell of a time trying to fuck this girl in her ass. normally she would be all for it, but she doesnt want to add my little twist into the whole scenario. i want to fuck her in the ass like rocco would, you know, totally destroy her bowels so her stomach falls out of her ass. but here is the kicker, i want to sodomize her as i hold her head under water in my toilet. i keep asking myself what would rocco do? but i'm not sure. she is totally against it right now, and im out of ideas. help me out ladies. what would your guy have to do for you to let him sodomize you as he holds your head in a toilet?
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Stop trying to be all romantic..

GHB, KY, and a shoe horn..

The key ingredients to any loving relationship.:D
 
You know, you people suck...poor p0ink is trying to get some pointers on rough anal sex (which is best with your head dunked in the toilet) and you people are just mocking the poor boy.....shame on you!
 
poink,
you'd be surprised what asians will do for the sheer thrill of it. it was the asians that first turned me onto diarrhea sex (blurred out pubes), shit eating sex, vomit sex, and some other colorful and delightfully taboo practices. the crazy asians would gladly let you put their silly little heads in toilets and fuck their silly little asses. keep me up to date with your progress.:fro:
 
Actually, POink, you look pretty hot in your avatar. My toilet's so clean you could eat off it. Wanna try?:p
 
toilet sodomy is my anti-drug.

on a side note, what is the average a girl could hold her breath while having her head held under water during sex? i really dont want any accidents to happen.
 
magdelana said:
As i see your a gentleman, ladies first. :D I would strap on a nice giant dildo and tear your little booty out while of course holding your head under the toilet water. Mmmm....must ask myself, what would Jenna do?

For fairness, i should mention i am 6 feet, 202lbs @ 16% bf. I bench 250+ and squat about 370,
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:P I'm in love! What a cool chick!
 
i really need some advice from the women here. should i tell her lies like "i love you"? or what? help me out here.
 
on a side note, what is the average a girl could hold her breath while having her head held under water during sex? i really dont want any accidents to happen.
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Good point, i didnt think of that. Yes, safety first ,then play. I will time you while you are taking your turn, you can signal me by whining a bit when you feel about to drown. You can use this as a estimate of my time.
 
WOW. and i thought i was kinky. why don't you just choke her while you slam her or something normal. hold her upside down standing and do your thing.. you can get safer and better if she isn't dead

oh and don't tell her you love her if you don't that will jsut cause problems for you she will always want you to say it infront of your friends and blah blah big ugly mess is my guess.. if she can't give you what you need and you dont love her.... MOVE ON
 
No flame intended dude....but put her head in the toilet? Good Lord... You are one sadistic fuck.....WAAAAAAAAAy out there dude. That is just wrong man.
 
PrincessRayn said:

oh and don't tell her you love her if you don't that will jsut cause problems for you she will always want you to say it infront of your friends and blah blah big ugly mess is my guess.. if she can't give you what you need and you dont love her.... MOVE ON
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how about i tell her "this will make me love you"? i mean, it might. who knows?
 
:devil:
She may resist the first time but she'll grow to like it. Slip her a mickey and once it takes affect put her head into the toilet and handcuff her hands together around the bowl. Now before you wake her up\revive her slip it in her ass. Now when you wake her up she'll clamp down on you for a better feel. Ride away but don't dmage her bowels because you want to go back. Pretty soon she'll be saying.......Sodomy don't bodda me!
 
nah, i need the real deal action. plus, it would be extremely hard to get the leather ball gag in her mouth.
 
Re: Maybe you should stick to her Snatch !

HGH man said:
I 've taken a stroll down the Hershey highway myself but there's always a chance that She does'nt want to have her Ass violated in such a way. I don't know if you wear protection or not but my friend got his wife to do it and to this day she'll ask him Hey Al want to do it in the butt. His balls blew up the size of Grapefruits !He could'nt even wear pants. All because he wanted to do it in the butt. So if you want to be a Rump Ranger , you better look somewhere else. Now perhaps I'll take a stroll down to Georgia.
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why did his balls blow up?
 
p0ink said:
toilet sodomy is my anti-drug.

on a side note, what is the average a girl could hold her breath while having her head held under water during sex? i really dont want any accidents to happen.
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Just for the record if I ever had a sister & you pulled some sick fuck shit like that on her, Id rip your fucking head off.
 
no, i want to do this with the girl im with....plus, only sick fucks and weirdos take out personal ads soliciting sex.
 
Not my style, but if you really want to pull shit like that i guess you have to train here, just like weight training, start low and work your way up....

- slip some small anal beads on a string in her ass while you fuck her, if she happens to like that she might be ready for larger object, like dildo's and or your dick.......
- Find out what her fantasies are , maybe she has some bondage fantasie to, stimulate her to explore these fantasies, start ez with some soft handcuffs and some nipple clamps, pretty soon it will appear as if it was HER own idea to get buttslammed in the bathroom..


BTW: are you on Dianabol or some other heavy steroid or always had those kind rough sex fantasies??
 
Ercole said:
I like a bit of rough stuff myself, but it's totally consensual, and either partner can stop it the moment it ceases to be fun. A lot of guys, and girls too, can be turned-on by some kind of rape fantasy, but it's important to remember it's a *fantasy* ... like playacting ... only to be indulged when both partners are into it.
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Exactly - very well put. That's what BDSM play should be about -
SSC: Safe Sane Consensual
I know most ppl posting on this thread aren't serious - but I think this is a great articulation of the safe way to engage in 'rough' play.

BTW: as for how to know if you're going to really kill her - it's called a SAFE WORD (meaning, "No REALLY, that freakin' hurts, stop & untie me NOW" Stop the "scene" or fantasy). If she's gagged (of head underwater) then you replace the safe WORD with a safe SIGNAL - put some keys in her hand & when she's in distress, she drops them. You still need to be responsible for monitoring her carefully!

--- & as I've mentioned before, there are social groups/organizations that offer educational workshops to teach kinky ppl this shit as well as hosting 'play parties' so you can beat each other up in public. :)
 
i was not serious about posting an ad in a classified.. but what is your definition of a sick fuck or a weirdo anyway?? just curious


maybe she would let you fuck her in the ass underwater but just not in the toilet water... ask her what exactly she doesnt like about the idea.. once you know the problem you can find the solution
 
but the whole toilet thing is what makes it taboo. shit, you can always have anal, but the more tabboo, the better.
 
p0ink said:
no, i want to do this with the girl im with....plus, only sick fucks and weirdos take out personal ads soliciting sex.
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Poink, you've gotta be putting us on. Your posts are hilarious. But I'm happy to see someone's carrying on the noble tradition of Jack The Ripper and Ted Bundy ...
 
magdelana said:
Hi there, such a sweet, romantic post! I got moist reading it.

I know exactly what you could do to get me to take in the ass with my head pressed into a toilet. Ready?

We would simply take turns. As i see your a gentleman, ladies first. :D I would strap on a nice giant dildo and tear your little booty out while of course holding your head under the toilet water. Mmmm....must ask myself, what would Jenna do?

For fairness, i should mention i am 6 feet, 202lbs @ 16% bf. I bench 250+ and squat about 370, so hold tight to the toilet, oke? Could become rough.

If you were still able i would be delighted of course to have you destroy my bowels. :D :D
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Haha! That cracked me up.

xoxo

Wyst
 
ok, well we talked it out a bit, and her main concern is the cleanliness of the bowl, which is understandable. i told her i would get it as clean as possible, but she still doesnt like the idea that her head will be dunked in toilet water. i can see her point, but i guess we will have to compromise a bit. so this is what im thinking, since she is concerned about having her head submerged in toilet water, i was thinking about covering her face. how long could a person last with a plastic garbage bag over their head? i was thinking about duct taping the opening of the bag around her neck so the bag will stay on and water can't get in. what do you people think? will there be enough oxygen in there for her to breath? i know it will get a bit hot in there, but besides that, i think it will be fine.

oh yeah, what would make you ladies here even more wet? hands and feet bound behind your back? or arms duct taped around the toilet?
 
p0ink said:
how long could a person last with a plastic garbage bag over their head?
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I knew someone (a guy) who died trying to figure that one out. An autoerotic masturbation game. His family was less than amused when they found him in his bedroom.

Wyst
 
Ninety seconds of intense oxygenless masturebation is the limit. i have trained myself for years, and i've stretched it to 2.5 minutes. be careful poink. also, if you kill a woman, you know that it is 3/5 as bad as killing a man. you probably won't even get time for it.
 
tableedge said:
also, if you kill a woman, you know that it is 3/5 as bad as killing a man. you probably won't even get time for it.
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If his gf was any relation to me, he wouldnt even be alive long enough to stand trial.
 
PrincessRayn said:
i was not serious about posting an ad in a classified.. but what is your definition of a sick fuck or a weirdo anyway?? just curious
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i dont know...there are just alot of sick fuckin people out there. i wouldnt want to get some chick who is completely out of her mind and gets off on dangerous and scary shit like electrocution and whatnot...plus i dont want the 'girl' to turn out being some guy who will force me to perform oral sex at gun point or something...too risky. i prefer people into normal sex stuff.
 
because of this thread ive started locking the bathroom door when i clean the toilet, but i now wear a thong for that chore. :rolleyes:
 
ok, well i think we reached some sort of agreement, but i need some more opinions here. while she is duct taped to the toilet, what should i use on her body to get her going? i think i need more 'touch' stuff going on. like, should i go up and down with a feather on her back or be a bit a rougher and poke at her with a pool cue? like, should i go for a mixture of soft and rough, or just rough all the way? ladies???
 
go for suprise the element of suprise.. but deffinately add something soft and sweet... if this girl is going to let you do this to her you must be in love or insane
 
ok, well i think we reached some sort of agreement, but i need some more opinions here. while she is duct taped to the toilet, what should i use on her body to get her going? i think i need more 'touch' stuff going on. like, should i go up and down with a feather on her back or be a bit a rougher and poke at her with a pool cue? like, should i go for a mixture of soft and rough, or just rough all the way? ladies???
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hmmmmmmm. I'm troubled that your romantic approach isn't quite working. Women do like poetry, perhaps if you quoted her a few passages from the bard while you destroyed her asshole. Something like "Roses are Red, violets are blue. You'll need a colostomy bag when I finish with you.
 
Intenceman said:
My girlfriend loves it, but is very hard for me to get in her that way.....too tight to get in......
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did you have to work as hard as i did to convince her?
 
he's obviously...

kidding. I'm not sure one that would do that kind of thing would actually post it on a fitness board. I call BS to your post poink. You're just riling these people up for your jollies.
 
p0ink said:
oh yeah, what would make you ladies here even more wet? hands and feet bound behind your back? or arms duct taped around the toilet?
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You with a bullet in your head and your tiny little cock chopped off with a rusty butter knife and shoved down your poor, pathetic throat, you worthless piece of shit? You want to be degrading to women, fuck you, degrade me motherfucker, or try your best, I'll teach you the last lesson you'll ever learn as the life ebbs out of your worthless husk of a carcass...

Oh, and Magdelana and Bikinimom -- you ladies rock!!! You're both tops in my book...
 
JeTDoG said:
You with a bullet in your head and your tiny little cock chopped off with a rusty butter knife and shoved down your poor, pathetic throat, you worthless piece of shit? You want to be degrading to women, fuck you, degrade me motherfucker, or try your best, I'll teach you the last lesson you'll ever learn as the life ebbs out of your worthless husk of a carcass...
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hey, thanks for the offer man, but i dont really get down with the whole 'homo thing' though. i hope you understand. i do know some gay men with aids though, that would be more than happy to take a stab at you, if you want. your bowels could soak up the death cum and cigarette ash like a sponge. PM me man, ill hook it up.
 
p0ink said:


hey, thanks for the offer man, but i dont really get down with the whole 'homo thing' though. i hope you understand. i do know some gay men with aids though, that would be more than happy to take a stab at you, if you want. your bowels could soak up the death cum and cigarette ash like a sponge. PM me man, ill hook it up.
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And this pointless little diatribe is supposed to do what, exactly? Make me get into a flame war with you? You're not worth the time it would take to grind the heel of my boot into your scrotum.

I've expressed my views, my suggestion to you is that you pray to whatever deity will accept your tribute, pray that you never meet me...

Knight69, be careful what you ask for - I have no quarrel with you, and I think it's best we keep it that way. I'll chalk up your judgement of what or who is "cool" to youthful ignorance...
 
guys relax, theres nothing wrong with ass fucking a girl while giving her a swirlie...degrading women rules:D

in all seriousness these stupid flame wars are just gonna get threads closed, and noone is ever gonna meet anyone and kick their ass or vice versa, so why waste your time typing it?
 
JeTDoG said:


And this pointless little diatribe is supposed to do what, exactly? Make me get into a flame war with you? You're not worth the time it would take to grind the heel of my boot into your scrotum.

I've expressed my views, my suggestion to you is that you pray to whatever deity will accept your tribute, pray that you never meet me...

Knight69, be careful what you ask for - I have no quarrel with you, and I think it's best we keep it that way. I'll chalk up your judgement of what or who is "cool" to youthful ignorance...
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Who is this nitwit?!?!?














Ahhhh, yes, another internet tough guy...... :rolleyes:
 
eeeeeeeek thongs? ill wear metal undies :)
 
p0ink said:
i want to fuck her in the ass like rocco would, you know, totally destroy her bowels so her stomach falls out of her ass. but here is the kicker, i want to sodomize her as i hold her head under water in my toilet. i keep asking myself what would rocco do? but i'm not sure.
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I saw a clip of Rocco doing just that!

I think you should start of with just plain anal and letter on in your relationship introduce the toilet.
 
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