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Have you ever stolen anything?

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I used to all the time in my rebellious teenage years. I was pretty damn good at it too, which didn't help. My friends and I would go into a grocery store and I would come out with a twelve pack and some steaks and they would have no idea, lol. Man I was trashy
 
No, but I'm getting to the point that I'm about to wait for people around the corner from ATM's and just say "sorry bro, but this is how this has got to be tonight" and take their shit.
 
A snickers bar when I was like 7 or 8. Well, I grabbed it at the gas station while my mom was paying for gas, smokes, etc and didn't put it up on the counter for the clerk to ring up.
 
My mom and I went through some bad times when I was in high school, real bad. We both smoked. We were both willing to go hungry but the cigarettes were a bear. We'd shoplift cigarettes, or walk around parking lots looking for someone who left their window open and a pack lying on the seat.

My husband's ex wife swears I stole him away from her but when it comes to relationships how do you steal what has already been given away? :whatever:

Oh, forgot, technically stole cable t.v. too. The cable company hadn't stopped the signal to my house after I canceled the account (analog days, you didn't need a converter box to get the lower tiers).

Stole art supplies when I was in high school (no money to buy them but needed them for projects), office supplies from all of the offices I worked in and would help myself to prescription samples when I cleaned doctor's offices (had to be careful with that, the bonanza was when they'd throw out the sealed/bottled but expired meds in the regular garbage).
 
Yes. From schools, stores, jobs, people, even a couple ex's as payback for being not so good of a girlfriend. :D
Has been a long time since though

Whiskey
 
In grade school I sole pack of smokes cause they wouldn't sell em to me. I also stole a few candy bars.

High school a bottle of advil. We had a football game that night and I had a huge headache. I forgot my money a home, so what is a boy to do. Cant play football with a headache.

I never really stole much. I had a good job so I just bought it.
 
Fuck yeah. It would be easier to list the things I haven't stolen than the things I have.
 
In 2nd grade I stole something from a museum gift shop on a field trip.

I told a priest during my first confession and he told me to say an Act of Contrition every day for the rest of my life. Lol. Fuckin harsh.
 
I had a brief but illustrious career as a shoplifter and cat burgler in Jr High. I used to walk into K-mart in the fall, put on a brand new jacket and fill it full of crap and walk out of the store. Started stealing bigger and bigger things just to impress my friends.

Eventually I broke into a convenience store in the middle of the night; ripped the vent cover off the roof and wiggled my skinny ass down into the attic space. Stole a bunch of wine, lunch meat and fuck books (hey, it was Jr high!)

One day I got stopped on the way out of the grocery store after spending too much time loitering (again) and not buying anything. The woman made me empty my pockets but never found the bag of Nestle Crunch Bars I had stuffed down the front of my pants (I'm still a great liar to this day.)

That was enough of a close call that I never shoplifted again.
 
I am currently stealing a couple 720p bruray rips in .mkv format and about a half dozen full album rip's in both FLAC and 320 MP3. I should be done in about 30 minutes.
 
Yes, but I don't have a criminal record which was lucky. I don't do stuff like that anymore.
 
No, not since I was about 3 years old, and took a pack of chewing gum from my Grandma's dresser. That was the LAST thing I even THOUGHT about stealing...

(Done plenty of other stuff wrong, but no stealing....)

Charles
 
I've been caught shoplifting. I still find myself taking shit without even noticing or thinking what I'm doing

I enjoy the rush I suppose.
 
In 2nd grade I stole something from a museum gift shop on a field trip.

I told a priest during my first confession and he told me to say an Act of Contrition every day for the rest of my life. Lol. Fuckin harsh.

You're lucky you weren't a little boy, he'd have you suckin his cawk everyday for the rest of your life...real talk
 
Gum when I was 6 from the supermarket

An Eddie Bauer shirt from the mall when I was 16. Actually started to wait on line, it was long as hell and there was no sensor so I just left. (got away)

Used to do fake returns and voids on a daily basis when I worked at CVS. Quit before anything was ever known.

Stole a belt from Banana republic my first week there because I forgot one at home and my pants were falling down and had no money on me.

Never stole as a manager in anyway though at any company.
 
Gum when I was 6 from the supermarket

An Eddie Bauer shirt from the mall when I was 16. Actually started to wait on line, it was long as hell and there was no sensor so I just left. (got away)

Used to do fake returns and voids on a daily basis when I worked at CVS. Quit before anything was ever known.

Stole a belt from Banana republic my first week there because I forgot one at home and my pants were falling down and had no money on me.

Never stole as a manager in anyway though at any company.

If I didn't know you were from New York before, I do now.
 
when i was 8 years old (or there abouts), i was with my mom at the pharmacy and while she was waiting for a prescription, i was wandering the aisles looking at stuff...in the candy aisle i happened upon a display of GARBAGE CAN-dy
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well, i opened one of the cans, took one piece of candy and ate it...when i got home, i felt so guilty that i actually got physically sick and threw up...i determined then that i did not have the stomach for larceny...thus began and ended my career of petty crime...the end.

~digi
 
when i was 8 years old (or there abouts), i was with my mom at the pharmacy and while she was waiting for a prescription, i was wandering the aisles looking at stuff...in the candy aisle i happened upon a display of GARBAGE CAN-dy
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well, i opened one of the cans, took one piece of candy and ate it...when i got home, i felt so guilty that i actually got physically sick and threw up...i determined then that i did not have the stomach for larceny...thus began and ended my career of petty crime...the end.

~digi

and yes...i remember it that well...right down to the type of candy...obviously, the experience left me with an indelible impression.
 
If I didn't know you were from New York before, I do now.

Good catch, lol.
My accent is not strong at all unless I say certain words.
Some people in Europe couldn't even place what country I was from.
 
Good catch, lol.
My accent is not strong at all unless I say certain words.
Some people in Europe couldn't even place what country I was from.

I always notice "on line". I make fun of my friends in NYC for it all the time bc only New Yorkers wait on line. Lol.

I don't have an accent at all either, but apparently I get New Yorkish on certain words also according to a couple people from here. I never noticed.
 
I always notice "on line". I make fun of my friends in NYC for it all the time bc only New Yorkers wait on line. Lol.

I don't have an accent at all either, but apparently I get New Yorkish on certain words also according to a couple people from here. I never noticed.

As a Michigan transplant I never thought about it before...but now that you mention it, people upstate wait on line as well.
 
yeah lots of things! lol Mostly cars and motorcycles, but I got caught and locked up for a minute and learned my lesson!

how long did you do where did you do your time at?


did a B&E when i was 16,stol a gun,like 5 cell phones,alot of porn ha,food,fireworks,all kind of stuff..got rated out tho
 
When I was a kid

1) fished scrap metal through fence of salvage yard and went back to their front office and sold it back to them
2) picked storage lock for deposit bottles and went back in the store and sold them back
3) fished golf balls through the fence at the city park driving range ... and went back to the front and sold it back to them
 
When I was a kid

1) fished scrap metal through fence of salvage yard and went back to their front office and sold it back to them
2) picked storage lock for deposit bottles and went back in the store and sold them back
3) fished golf balls through the fence at the city park driving range ... and went back to the front and sold it back to them

4) some dude paid me $10 in advance to Mow his lawn (from another neighborhood) ... lawn neva got Mow'ed
 
4) some dude paid me $10 in advance to Mow his lawn (from another neighborhood) ... lawn neva got Mow'ed

When I was younger, our neighbor used to pay me $70 to take care of his yard too. I never did shit. Lol. He paid me for almost a year.
 
I stole a top secreet Russian Mig fighter in the 80's and there was a movie called ' Firefox 'made about .:supercool






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