have you ever sexed up arnold?

[THE IRON BEAST]

MAKE THIS THREAD A STICKY.

 

[Puc]

sir beast i must agree. more goo on this thread please sir moderator...

 

[KAYNE]

TELL THAT TO MY NEIGHBOR WHO WAS CONVICTED OF KARNAL KNOWLEDGE OF A JUNENILE FOR FUCKING A 16 YEAR OLD WHEN HE WAS 18.


KAYNE

 

[Puc]

what state did he live in?

in indiana it is 16

 

[KAYNE]

LA. AND NOW HE HAS TO MAIL OUT CARDS THAT SAYS "HI, I'M JOHN DOE, I AM A CONVICTED SEX OFFENDER AND I LIVE AT SO AND SO" FOR THE NEXT FIVE OR TEN YEARS EVERYTIME HE MOVES.

ALL B/C THE STUPID BITCH'S FATHER FOUND OUT SHE WAS SUCKING HIS DICK SO SHE PLAYED IT OFF AND SAID HE WAS MAKING HER DO IT. I USED TO SEE THE STUPID WHORE SNEAKING IN HIS WINDOW!!! HOW THE FUCK WAS HE MAKING HER DO THAT!!!


KAYNE

 

[Puc]

okay, so you agree with me that those laws suck!

good i am glad we could come to that understanding.

 

[KAYNE]

okay, so you agree with me that those laws suck!

good i am glad we could come to that understanding.

I'M GOING CHECK TO SEE IF ITS SNOWING OUTSIDE....BRB.


KAYNE