Have you ever seen cats doing it?

[SoreArms]

can yor pussy do the dog

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

Us doods need peckers like racoons. They are bent at an angle and actually hook the female into place so she cant escape. And actually if you weren't aware a racoon pecker actually is a bone. For real. I learned this in my trapping days. It's made out of the same substance as pearl and you can polish it. I used to polish them and put them on cheap 50cent gold chains and sell them left and right to KU students for $25.00 each.

Of course a couple of my more notable scams was the time I worked in a printing plant that had no air conditoned and I got free salt tablets from 1 of the machines on the wall and sold them to the stoned fork lift drivers for $5.00 each as speed. They were like "damn that was good--I want another." And the time at the same place I picked up brown stone in the gravel parking lot, put it on a cheap chain and sold it to some stoner for $10.00 as a petrified dino poop necklace.

 

[PBR]

come to think of it...no i havent...but i have seen lions and tigers doing it....i saw two dogs stuck together once, really!...they were walking sideways, as she wouldnt let him go...painful to watch.

 

[Mr. dB]

unfortunately. the female lets out a LOUD ass cry when the male is done

Yeah, 'cause the male cat's penis has barbs on it. It goes in easy, but comes out with difficulty. That little jab as he exits is what signals her to ovulate. So, the first tomcat who takes her will NOT be the father, unless he gets another chance.

 

[PBR]

db....you know too much.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

No. Never have...

 

[n0th1ng]

Male cats are rapists.

 

[Mr. dB]

Male cats are rapists.

Pretty much all mammals are rapists.

 

[chewyxrage]

Yeah, 'cause the male cat's penis has barbs on it. It goes in easy, but comes out with difficulty. That little jab as he exits is what signals her to ovulate. So, the first tomcat who takes her will NOT be the father, unless he gets another chance.

God damn! So the next ones keep tearing her up too? Sucks to be a female cat.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Pretty much all mammals are rapists.

then being human sucks.