have you ever gotten jacked off in da club?

[rudeboyja]

How about a footjob??

I think that would be more impressive.

 

[tonyroma]

I shoved a beer bottle up a girls pussy on a dance floor a couple times.

 

[rudeboyja]

I shoved a beer bottle up a girls pussy on a dance floor a couple times.

Funny but i have actually had a girl have "sex" with my Heineken at the club.. It was at a VIP table and she thought I was somebody on the Redskins because of who I was with.

HO..LOL

 

[tonyroma]

Funny but i have actually had a girl have "sex" with my Heineken at the club.. It was at a VIP table and she thought I was somebody on the Redskins because of who I was with.

HO..LOL

I've thought about stickin it in a girls twawt before, I just get to scared of a bouncer catching us and runnin up on me with my dick all hard and shit. lol.

I think i've fingered more girls on a dance floor than I have ever kissed girls, no b.s. Bartending is the best way to score chicks without using any game.

 

[rudeboyja]

I've thought about stickin it in a girls twawt before, I just get to scared of a bouncer catching us and runnin up on me with my dick all hard and shit. lol.

I think i've fingered more girls on a dance floor than I have ever kissed girls, no b.s. Bartending is the best way to score chicks without using any game.

you must see it all bartending. You speak my language.. We might have to trade stories. Sounds like you have some good stuff to tell.

 

[tonyroma]

people would think i'm bullshittin if I said how many chix I slept with in my four years of college, its really not something I go bragging about. My job is to flirt with women all night, thats how I get tips, the rest is history.

 

[rnch]

people would think i'm bullshittin if I said how many chix I slept with in my four years of college, its really not something I go bragging about. My job is to flirt with women all night, thats how I get tips, the rest is history.

i worked in coffee shops a couple of summers b/t college semesters. i noticed that shorts and well tailored shirts, smiling and deftly flirting with the more receptive customers increased my tip jar take.

 

[johnny-drama]

There Aint A Dirty Or Clean Restroom In A Club Or Nasty Ass Shell Gas Staion In New Orleans And Miami,i Havent Banged A Girl In,i Fucked A Girl Doggy Style On The Dancing Platform.at Club Liquid On Fat Black Pussy Cat Night.

 

[healother]

did flexy blow a load of this poor damsels sasauge-esqe fingers?

no

 

[healother]

I've thought about stickin it in a girls twawt before, I just get to scared of a bouncer catching us and runnin up on me with my dick all hard and shit. lol.

I think i've fingered more girls on a dance floor than I have ever kissed girls, no b.s. Bartending is the best way to score chicks without using any game.

maybe i just need to become a bartender then, haha. what do they have to offer to the girls though, free drinks?

people would think i'm bullshittin if I said how many chix I slept with in my four years of college, its really not something I go bragging about. My job is to flirt with women all night, thats how I get tips, the rest is history.

wow, maybe i could profit from such a career move.

i worked in coffee shops a couple of summers b/t college semesters. i noticed that shorts and well tailored shirts, smiling and deftly flirting with the more receptive customers increased my tip jar take.

this would be a more classier job for me than being a bartender