lol, well it was her tv....
lol indeed
Follow along with the video below to see how to install our site as a web app on your home screen.
Note: This feature may not be available in some browsers.
lol, well it was her tv....
kinda long, but imma tell this story for future ref so I can look back and laugh in the future
So the whole ER and BP thing, after doing some quick research a couple months ago, I figure i'd give it a shot, called her up, left a message. She ended up calling me back a few days later, at first I thought it was one of my buddies co-workers fuqqin with me because he knew about the whole thing. It was the lil escort Angie, cute voice, dumb as nails, but who cares. I talked to her for about 10 min on the phone, not once did she even mention sex, it was just "so do you want me to drop by this weekend sometime?". This was days after the horny hooker obsession mode I was in, so I kind of just said okay and wasn't too happy about it after I hung up.
Sunday afternoon, football games were on, she calls me up to let me know she's on the way. I'm sitting in the mancave, pretty hungover, next to me is a 4yo HGguys vial of LiqCial, some percs, rubbers and a pack of smokes (I don't even smoke). Yeah so that previous night I fell flat on my face trying to hook up with some super athletic college soccer babe because I have this problem slurring my words when I get too drunk, a day later i'm loading up arsenal to impress some hooker with my dick game, if that's not embarassing.
She pulls up in a beat 97 Cavalier or something of, i'm like "oh god here we go". Not going to lie though, she got out of the car and looked real hot, bleached stripper hair, short, petite, tan, baby skin, great rack. She kinda looked like that Heidi chick from the Hills. I open the door, "Are you lambruh", I nod and she gives me this groping hug, burrows her head under my neck and starts kissing it like i'm her boyfriend, which was hot. At the same time i'm all looking across the street to see if my one crazy neighbor thats bff with my ex is in stalker mode, plus i'm all scoping her car to see if theres any jigs waiting to rob me.
She made a pretty comforting intro, to a point were I instantly went into charm mode and started to flirt with her like I was trying to hook up with her, when I knew full well I would hook up with her. We go downstairs, she's all scoping out my pictures and laughs at the bong rack, i'm all confused. She looks at me "well atleast I know your not a cop". She picks up one of the empty sliders and says "So what are they just for show?", i'm all "yeah yeah yeah, okay ms mary". I start packing one up, she comes over and sits on my lap, all lighting the other end for me, were smoking for like 30 minutes watching the football, she's all blowing me shotguns and giving me this lecture about how we should be Ravens fans at heart because they're actually the real Browns just in a different city, I was impressed.
Don't care about my status on EF, so here you go. She gets on top facing me, i'm all grabbing her ass, pick her up and carry it over to the oversized lounge bed, making it clear that I was the one in charge. Yeah, there was kissing, that shit turns me on. She's wearing this white on white lace, unreal hot naked for what I was expecting. I hate rubbers and never use one so it wasn't that sweet when she was playin becky but could deepthroat the champ (not that hard to swallow a 3 incher thou). Real flexible, I fucked her up against my dirty ass basement wall for like 10 min with her one leg all wrapped around me, doggy over the arm rest, cowgirl. She was too easy to get off, I could feel her cum dripping down my leg after hitting it doggy for only a couple minutes, the vadge was all pulsing when she'd cream, pretty tight for a hooker. Was railing her real good missionary legs over shoulder and she just told me to cum inside, lolll I wasn't really loving the fact she said that, instead I pulled out and busted on her chest. We fucked for about maybe a lil over 30 min, for some reason I made a point to fuck her good though, like I was trying to impress her and outdo her other 100+ clients, pretty fuckin stupid yeah.
Afterwards she asked me to take a shower with her so obviously I did, where she tried to have a makeout session in, wasn't having that so I just turned her around and started playin with her bean. Caught wood again and she started sucking me off without a rubber on, which at the time I didn't even think about. Ended up busting on her rack, again.
Looked pretty cute w/o makeup on, it was easy to tell she was a stripper by how she rode. The type that like to rub their clit real hard against you when their on top, she did that with som skill, where as I didn't get a shaved pube rug burn on my tummy.
We cheefed some more and I started to interogate, said she was 22, no way was she older than 20. Claimed that she only does it if she needs the money and is pretty much sick of it , yeah yeah. Only got charged an hour when she kicked it for atleast 4 hours + free blazery. I started showing her pictures of my buddies and she made a remark about wanting to hang out with them and should party w/her friends. Then she started looking at my pics of my past ex's and was asking me if I had a GF, why not, she could tell I wasn't desperate and knew the loco motion potion, told her I just wanted something new w/nsa , , . Had a fun personality, dumb, but laid back style, so I told her to hit me up anytime.
Two days later she called me when I was at work to see if I wanted to cheef and go see that flick Avatar, caught me off gaurd, However, it was a Tuesday, nothing else to do. She picks me up with one of her friends, blazerino, catch the flick and drops me off home, no romance. That weekend same thing, she came over with her two friends pre-game it up, one was another hottie escort, went downtown got hammered, came back did a little zoot and my buddy slept with her friend. So while my buddy is banging her friend, us three were laying there watching Finding Nemo, and the blonde babe Angie just crawls over to me from the other side of the couch, starts staring me down while fiddling with my zipper, then proceeds to rim me off right infront of her friend 10 feet away. I'm sitting there trying to act like nothings happening, I have a head bobbing up and down in my lap and her friends sitting there acting like it was no big thing, very surreal. They left at like 5am.
Since then this girl has met my friends and I at the bars about a half dozen times, She got denied into one spot so I know she's a young'n, after that incident, I've kept it strickly just some dirty talk and jokes, that's it, and I got the point across that it's not happening again.
Like I said, i've kind of lost all morals and have gotten out of control, the barriers are down, very vulnerable
Couple pics I took of my one buddy getting raped by her other stripper/escort friend that one night he banged her
NSFW:
http://i45.tinypic.com/72r50z.jpg
http://i47.tinypic.com/11btg6x.jpg