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Have any other bros encountered this?

Cal_21

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Have you ever met a chick who is freakier than you are?
I'm talking to the point where it kinda scares you?

I pride myself on being kind of a freak...but I'm talking/hooking up with this one chick. And after we hook up it's like I just finished watching Schindler's list or something...

She's older than me too. (she's 38 & I'm 21) lol

I feel like it's a "be careful what you wish for" type scenario...

hrmmmm.
 
kano said:
Bro like does she pour hot wax on you before you fuck

lol that's pg.

She wants to eat my ass/suck my toes/tie me up &bite my nips/she's into facefucking/anal/sucks my dick after i fucked her/even in teh booty ewww LOL/rape fantasy/wants to use a strap-on with me (I wouldn't ever be down for that lol)/wants me to yank her hair/bite her/she puts a vib in her ass while she sucks me off lol!

There's more but I'm drawing a blank
 
lay back and enjoy the ride!!! :evil: :p :chomp: :artist:























gaud knows i have......
 
Cal_21 said:
lol that's pg.

She wants to eat my ass/suck my toes/tie me up &bite my nips/she's into facefucking/anal/sucks my dick after i fucked her/even in teh booty ewww LOL/rape fantasy/wants to use a strap-on with me (I wouldn't ever be down for that lol)/wants me to yank her hair/bite her/she puts a vib in her ass while she sucks me off lol!

There's more but I'm drawing a blank

Sounds like ever chick I know in her mid thirties or older.


Except for Velvett. She is the ONLY girl I know who has her shiat 2getha!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$!@$@

(I bet she is still better than the rest of them in bed also) :heart:
 
all the whey said:
Sounds like ever chick I know in her mid thirties or older.


Except for Velvett. She is the ONLY girl I know who has her shiat 2getha!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$!@$@

(I bet she is still better than the rest of them in bed also) :heart:

If this is true *looks forward to getting older* lol
 
all the whey said:
Except for Velvett. She is the ONLY girl I know who has her shiat 2getha!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$!@$@

(I bet she is still better than the rest of them in bed also) :heart:


DAMN RIGHT!!!!!! Fo realz tho!!!!! Velvett is the bestestessness!!!!
 
nimbus said:
calvin how did you meet this sort of woman

This is going to sound really fucked up LOL!!!!!

But my friend is one of those people that gives tours for prospective students. She's taking the tour w/ her daughter who is 17 & thinking about coming there next yr bwahaha :chomp:

Basically I walk by & see that they're on some break or something, not sure what was going on. So I say hi to my friend. Then one of the parents asks me a random question to get a student's perspective I guess. Then this chick asked me some q's eventually I sat down, talked w/ her. She gave me her #/I gave her mine ("in case she had some more q's") LOL@!
 
Cal_21 said:
This is going to sound really fucked up LOL!!!!!

But my friend is one of those people that gives tours for prospective students. She's taking the tour w/ her daughter who is 17 & thinking about coming there next yr bwahaha :chomp:

Basically I walk by & see that they're on some break or something, not sure what was going on. So I say hi to my friend. Then one of the parents asks me a random question to get a student's perspective I guess. Then this chick asked me some q's eventually I sat down, talked w/ her. She gave me her #/I gave her mine ("in case she had some more q's") LOL@!
I wonder how many *campus inquiry tours* she's been on. lol Sounds like a well laid plan if ya ask me.
 
Cal_21 said:
lol that's pg.

She wants to eat my ass/suck my toes/tie me up &bite my nips/she's into facefucking/anal/sucks my dick after i fucked her/even in teh booty ewww LOL/rape fantasy/wants to use a strap-on with me (I wouldn't ever be down for that lol)/wants me to yank her hair/bite her/she puts a vib in her ass while she sucks me off lol!

There's more but I'm drawing a blank

lol
 
next time bring a brown bottle of poppers for ya'll.
 
$100 says old dame has already used the strap on w/cal
but his e-machosimo won't allow him to admit it
 
She's having fun. you do the same until she gets tired of you.

Hate to say it like that, but the future will unfold soon enough. You're 21, she's 38... she's having fun for now. If you're really good, she'll keep you on the side at least. nothing wrong with that.
 
string_bean00 said:
would you admit it? i don't think I would bro
fuck no i wouldn't admit it
the problem i see with gals like this is that if and when you develop feelings for her (and it's only a matter of time...very rarely can you tag someone repeatedly with no emotional connection. yeah i'm sure the avg ef badass is a cold hearted musckle thuggg but in RL feelings happen) her sluttyness stops becoming soo cool and all you can think about is how many assholes her mouth has kissed/tounged.
 
Vagabino said:
fuck no i wouldn't admit it
the problem i see with gals like this is that if and when you develop feelings for her (and it's only a matter of time...very rarely can you tag someone repeatedly with no emotional connection. yeah i'm sure the avg ef badass is a cold hearted musckle thuggg but in RL feelings happen) her sluttyness stops becoming soo cool and all you can think about is how many assholes her mouth has kissed/tounged.

lol. exactly.
 
gonelifting said:
She's having fun. you do the same until she gets tired of you.

Hate to say it like that, but the future will unfold soon enough. You're 21, she's 38... she's having fun for now. If you're really good, she'll keep you on the side at least. nothing wrong with that.

lol. I'm not trying to get serious with this chick. We both know what this is lol.
 
Vagabino said:
$100 says old dame has already used the strap on w/cal
but his e-machosimo won't allow him to admit it

LOL!!!!

Naw bro. I'd own up to it. There's nothing wrong with it. The thought of it just doesn't turn me on @ all. Anything involving me and another phallus: real, plastic, or rubber iis never going to happen lol.
 
Cal_21 said:
LOL!!!!

Naw bro. I'd own up to it. There's nothing wrong with it. The thought of it just doesn't turn me on @ all. Anything involving me and another phallus: real, plastic, or rubber iis never going to happen lol.
lol yes there is
plenty wrong with a girl buttfucking a man with a plastic cock
 
Vagabino said:
lol yes there is
plenty wrong with a girl buttfucking a man with a plastic cock

Well if another dude wants to do that I'm not going to judge him. Just not something I could ever/would ever want to do lol.
 
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