Has anyone here ever inserted any thing in their ass?

[killa]

Come on ya'll know your out there!............

 

[alien amp pharm]

Yes, a doctor's finger.

 

[machaveli]

back in the day a couple of friends of mine stuck XTC in their so they wouyld blow up harder..

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

back in the day a couple of friends of mine stuck XTC in their so they wouyld blow up harder..

everything is better anally

LOL

 

[Mandinka2]

Paper - to clean it , I believe I am alone in this regard.

 

[Only1eagle]

I had a satalite dish inserted into mine! Ohh wait that was Cartman on south park!

Not in but my ex GF's tounge around it Tossing the Salad!!! Could kiss her after that tho so she got the boot!

 

[MrMuscle the return]

Yeah, iv put a couple of cats in there. Didnt know any other way to get the rat out.

 

[killa]

everything is better anally

LOL

is that an offer you sexy thing????

 

[Alucard]

Come on ya'll know your out there!............

I'd be willing to bet your father inserted his dick into yours.

 

[killa]

Re: Re: Has anyone here ever inserted any thing in their ass?

I'd be willing to bet your father inserted his dick into yours.

He did, but only after drillin you first. brother

 

[Alucard]

Nobody made him cum like you did, sister.

 

[killa]

you drank it though, butt fucker

 

[Alucard]

I won't deny fucking butts, but we both know full well that there was nothing left after he went ass-to-mouth with you to finish it off, sister.

 

[Robert Jan]

god damn playtimes over take it to the schoolyard

 

[Alucard]

god damn playtimes over take it to the schoolyard

Pedophilia is just wrong, man. You're sick!

 

[john937]

Not in but my ex GF's tounge around it Tossing the Salad!!! Could kiss her after that tho so she got the boot!

You threw away gold! There's nothing quite like a good rim job.
Wanna post her number?

 

[AAP]

No.

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

is that an offer you sexy thing????

for you? no...

I prefer large things when having anal...

come up with a "large tool" and then we can talk



just kidding about your size

 

[gettinlarger]

nvrbuffenuff_girl for Mod!

 

[THeMaCHinE]

Why do you want to know?

 

[Spartacus]

I had the damnest time trying to insert suppositories a few years back...then I figured out that you are supposed to remove them from the tinfoil..actually though I put a drop of that vaseline baby gel stuff on to the tip and attempted my insert..fuck it wasn't going in..then it started to melt in my hands,dropped it a couple of times and now the damn thing had carpet lint on it too..relax,relax I kept telling myself..way more difficult than putting a contact in for the first time...I'm getting old,my eyes,my hearing,my ass

 

[killa]

for you? no...

I prefer large things when having anal...

come up with a "large tool" and then we can talk



just kidding about your size

im big enough for you baby!! i'll give ya the best damn time you have ever had!

 

[ZKaudio]

pathetic attempt...

 

[anabolicmd]

pathetic attempt...

Which one?

 

[Burning Desire]

I had the damnest time trying to insert suppositories a few years back...then I figured out that you are supposed to remove them from the tinfoil..actually though I put a drop of that vaseline baby gel stuff on to the tip and attempted my insert..fuck it wasn't going in..then it started to melt in my hands,dropped it a couple of times and now the damn thing had carpet lint on it too..relax,relax I kept telling myself..way more difficult than putting a contact in for the first time...I'm getting old,my eyes,my hearing,my ass

LMAO !!!!

bd

 

[gsxr1000]

I know lots of people with their head up their ass..............

 

[skinnybastard]

only1eagle
.... my GF's tounge around it ... Tossing the Salad!!! Could kiss her after that tho so she got the boot!

Shame to have to let that one go. A rimmer can be hard to find.

 

[jubei]

Rimmers are a dime a dozen. A good looking rimmer is a rare find.

 

[rnch]

ya'll watch "jackass"? they are anal experts!

 

[Harruin]

That was the only movie I've ever seen that warned about nudity and showed absolutely no tits.

 

[guards]

I put most of a beer bottle in their once.


Shut up, it was a bet.

 

[jubei]

Dirty Sanchez...

 

[THeMaCHinE]

I put most of a beer bottle in their once.


Shut up, it was a bet.

?!? What kind of bet? lol...

 

[psychedout]

Probes from aliens.

 

[crmdogg]

i can honestly say that i never inserted a damn thing in my ass

 

[hellorhih2o]

yeah, a fucking camera. I don't care what Katie Couric says, a colonoscopy is NOT pleasant. The next time (if there's ever a next time), I'll DEMAND full anesthesia.

 

[hellorhih2o]

by the way, i've SWALLOWED a camera too. much easier. better drugs...

 

[Robert Jan]

A double whopper

 

[hellorhih2o]

A double whopper

true but i didn't get it in both ends at the same time... there's just not enough drugs on this planet for that...

 

[speedy7]

nope I'm not gay I like to stick with girls