Has anyone here ever inserted any thing in their ass?

[Spartacus]

I had the damnest time trying to insert suppositories a few years back...then I figured out that you are supposed to remove them from the tinfoil..actually though I put a drop of that vaseline baby gel stuff on to the tip and attempted my insert..fuck it wasn't going in..then it started to melt in my hands,dropped it a couple of times and now the damn thing had carpet lint on it too..relax,relax I kept telling myself..way more difficult than putting a contact in for the first time...I'm getting old,my eyes,my hearing,my ass

 

[killa]

for you? no...

I prefer large things when having anal...

come up with a "large tool" and then we can talk



just kidding about your size

im big enough for you baby!! i'll give ya the best damn time you have ever had!

 

[ZKaudio]

pathetic attempt...

 

[anabolicmd]

pathetic attempt...

Which one?

 

[Burning Desire]

I had the damnest time trying to insert suppositories a few years back...then I figured out that you are supposed to remove them from the tinfoil..actually though I put a drop of that vaseline baby gel stuff on to the tip and attempted my insert..fuck it wasn't going in..then it started to melt in my hands,dropped it a couple of times and now the damn thing had carpet lint on it too..relax,relax I kept telling myself..way more difficult than putting a contact in for the first time...I'm getting old,my eyes,my hearing,my ass

LMAO !!!!

bd

 

[gsxr1000]

I know lots of people with their head up their ass..............

 

[skinnybastard]

only1eagle
.... my GF's tounge around it ... Tossing the Salad!!! Could kiss her after that tho so she got the boot!

Shame to have to let that one go. A rimmer can be hard to find.

 

[jubei]

Rimmers are a dime a dozen. A good looking rimmer is a rare find.

 

[rnch]

ya'll watch "jackass"? they are anal experts!

 

[Harruin]

That was the only movie I've ever seen that warned about nudity and showed absolutely no tits.