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CrimsonKing
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huh? Urinal cakes? WTF?
HappyScrappy
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LOL - you did?
that's just wrong. I don't even want to know how you got them.
for those of you not in the know. D3D and I work together and sometimes it gets boring here and the only thing that is really amusing here is that they seem to alternate in the bathroom with urinal cakes that disentigrate if you piss on them, and then some that are indestructible no matter how much you pee on them.
in my opinion, they all taste bad.
anyway, he claims that he found some new ones that are blue and different.
I'm still betting these taste bad too.
that's just wrong. I don't even want to know how you got them.
for those of you not in the know. D3D and I work together and sometimes it gets boring here and the only thing that is really amusing here is that they seem to alternate in the bathroom with urinal cakes that disentigrate if you piss on them, and then some that are indestructible no matter how much you pee on them.
in my opinion, they all taste bad.
anyway, he claims that he found some new ones that are blue and different.
I'm still betting these taste bad too.
HappyScrappy
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I was just discussing with D3D some of the finer logistics involved.
If they occasionally have an indestructible urinal cake there - why must they ever take it away?
my theories are as such:
1) the dude in charge of changing the urinal cakes, he too gets bored and wants the ones that slowly disintegrate to come back. we all miss them when they are gone.
2) the indestructible ones are in fact just rented - you only get them for so long, and then they are collected and sent to other buildings, where employess there will look down with a sigh of disappointment as they see that their stream of urine has no effect on the structural integrity of said urinal cake.
3) the ones that don't break down will run out of smell, and at that time they are collected and sent back to the factory where they are carefully washed off and then reinjected with the lemony-freshness that we all have come to enjoy, then they are packed up and allowed to roam free again.
If they occasionally have an indestructible urinal cake there - why must they ever take it away?
my theories are as such:
1) the dude in charge of changing the urinal cakes, he too gets bored and wants the ones that slowly disintegrate to come back. we all miss them when they are gone.
2) the indestructible ones are in fact just rented - you only get them for so long, and then they are collected and sent to other buildings, where employess there will look down with a sigh of disappointment as they see that their stream of urine has no effect on the structural integrity of said urinal cake.
3) the ones that don't break down will run out of smell, and at that time they are collected and sent back to the factory where they are carefully washed off and then reinjected with the lemony-freshness that we all have come to enjoy, then they are packed up and allowed to roam free again.
BoneCruncher
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Did you ever think that maybe your stream just isnt powefull enough?
HappyScrappy
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BoneCruncher said:
LOL - yeah right.
you've got another thing coming if you don't realize the full power of my piss.
the urinal cakes are just there to slow my urine stream down enough so that it doesn't shatter the porcelain
CrimsonKing
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what condiments do you use when sampling them? Dijon mustard?
