Happy Mormon Day Guize!!!

[jnevin]

The whole fuggin state's closed down and the inbred little American Jeebus freaks ahve been lighting fireworks since 7:30 this morning. I want to mainline some black tar heroin and gay sex in temple square to celebrate.

Love you Buffguy.

 

[cindylou]

lol

 

[-SD-]

my condolences for living in yootah

 

[digimon7068]

The whole fuggin state's closed down and the inbred little American Jeebus freaks ahve been lighting fireworks since 7:30 this morning. I want to mainline some black tar heroin and gay sex in temple square to celebrate.

Love you Buffguy.

fireworks are ok, but drinking isn't?? who the fuck lights fireworks w/o a beer in their hand. . .sheesh. . .

 

[Cutiebaby]

LOL

I didn't know Mormons had their own special day?!

 

[jnevin]

It's called Pioneer Day. It's to celebrate them finding this gorgeous, fertile land. BTW, the fucking seagull is the state bird. A goddamn raccoon with wings, a garbage bird is the state bird.

 

[puddlemonkey]

It's called Pioneer Day. It's to celebrate them finding this gorgeous, fertile land. BTW, the fucking seagull is the state bird. A goddamn raccoon with wings, a garbage bird is the state bird.

and you stay there why?

 

[inkspot]

you're pissed because you have a holiday? be thankful your state bird isn't the chicken.

 

[miplank]

and you stay there why?

it's not for the paychecks

 

[-SD-]

it's not for the paychecks

for teh polygamy

 

[Mr. dB]

I wish the Rapture would come and take all the true believers already.

Or Cthulhu.

 

[jnevin]

it's not for the paychecks

ngr

 

[BlueBird]

You'd hit Marie Osmond and you know it.

 

[ortiz34]

Congrats bro, it's a reason to get tanked.

 

[jackangel]

Congrats bro, it's a reason to get tanked.

I'll take "Days ending in y" for $400, Alex.

http://www.webroms.net/administracion/uploads/Jeopardy_TV_Walpaper_1_800.jpg

 

[jnevin]

and you stay there why?

Local culture aside it's a cool place.

 

[Mr. dB]

Local culture aside it's a cool place.

Nice piece of land, shame about the inhabitants?

 

[donkeypoop]

why i gotta be dragged through this damn phagottry

 

[Mr. dB]

You'd hit Marie Osmond and you know it.

She won't give a guy a second look if he doesn't have the Mormon Magic Underwear.