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** Happy Birthday bigmann245 **

Have a Happy Birthday and Many Happy Returns.

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Happy Birthday bro!

:bday: :arty: :supercool :coffee: :bday: :arty:
 
thanks everyone. so far my day has been great. to bad i have to work tonight. but at leased when you work on your birthday you get a lapdance by all the dancers one at a time. i love this job. oh yea, and they told me they are getting me drunk off my ass tonight.

again, thanks everyone. this board has many good bro's on it. this thread has many.....
 
Happy bday to one of the best bros on Elite. Have a good one :beer: :bday:
 
...And on the 8th day God created cheap particle-board furniture which requires some assembly.

Or was that day yours? Anyway - Happy Birthday Bigmann. :arty:

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ok, so now for the update to my birthday blast last night.

first it started out slow, but as the night went on people started asking me what was i drinking. well i love tequila, yea call me crazy but that shit hits me good and quick. so then customers caught on that it was my birthday, so here comes more tequila. mind you a lot of these i had no chaser to wash it down. bouncers arent supposed to drink but it was my special day. so after 16 shots of tequila and a couple shots of some purple stuff, i was feeling pretty darn good.

then came the lap dances. we had 31 girls there last night and on your birthday you get a lapdance on stage by all 31 of them. well being i worked there for about 3 months now they get pretty friendly since they all know me now. the best part was the customers tip while they do this and i get all the money for my birthday present. i made almost $200 just sitting in a chair getting tits and ass rubbed in my face and the customers paid me for it. it was one of the best birthdays ever. oh and the shots didnt stop there. i was pretty toasty after the night was over. then a couple of dancers took me out to breakfast. oh, and i had 3 girls, 2 shooter girls and a waitress bring me in birthday cakes. so i had 3 birthday cakes last night beside the one i had at home. i feel so loved....
 
jack_schitt said:
After 16 shots of tequila, I probably would have been unconcious and missed the whole thing.


my tolerance went way up when i started bartending in another club 2 years ago. got so bad i had to use a tequila bottle with apple juice in it to slow down. i thought i was going to pass out at one point when the shots came within minutes of each other. but they were all spread out over 8 hours so it was like 2 shots an hour. but man was i sweating...
 
bigmann245 said:
my tolerance went way up when i started bartending in another club 2 years ago. got so bad i had to use a tequila bottle with apple juice in it to slow down. i thought i was going to pass out at one point when the shots came within minutes of each other. but they were all spread out over 8 hours so it was like 2 shots an hour. but man was i sweating...

Well, that aint so bad then, I probably would have made it. I may have needed a wheelchair, but I probably could have stayed semi-coherent.
 
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