hammys sexual interview of soklueles

[hamstershaver]

i will be asking klu some sexual questions so that we can get a better understanding of her sexual preferences and her body parts. this is for research purposes only. tell me when your ready ms big booty

 

[SoKlueles]

um U can call me Ms SoKlueles

Ms Big booty isnt nice but go ahead

 

[hamstershaver]

um U can call me Ms SoKlueles

Ms Big booty isnt nice but go ahead

ok first question
how would you describe your kitty?

as big as a 10 gallon bucket
you could fit a 2 liter in this monster
you could fit your penis and 4 fingers in it
big with droopy lips
average width
just big enuff for a 5 incher to slide in it
virgin tight

 

[SoKlueles]

ummm my ex fit his penis and 4 fingers once, but he had a small penis

 

[hamstershaver]

ummm my ex fit his penis and 4 fingers once, but he had a small penis

thats a shame

 

[hamstershaver]

next question

what is your favorite position

 

[SoKlueles]

are we finished already?

 

[hamstershaver]

are we finished already?

is that what you used to ask all your exs?

 

[SoKlueles]

is that what you used to ask all your exs?

not all of them

 

[hamstershaver]

next question

what is your favorite position

answer woman

 

[SoKlueles]

next question

what is your favorite position

um, it depends on my mood, i like missionary position and i like doggie....actually i like sitting on the edge of the bed while my man pounds away....thats awesome

 

[hamstershaver]

what is the most orgasms you have had in one session?

 

[SoKlueles]

what is the most orgasms you have had in one session?

you wouldnt believe me if i told u


30+

 

[hamstershaver]

how often do you play with your kitty?

 

[SoKlueles]

how often do you play with your kitty?

none

used to some but not now.....ive decided i like the real thing instead of myself

 

[hamstershaver]

none

used to some but not now.....ive decided i like the real thing instead of myself

do you enjoy getting a penis put in your ass?

 

[SoKlueles]

do you enjoy getting a penis put in your ass?

of course i do dang

i have to trust the person to let him there tho......not just any tom dick and harry gets in there

 

[hamstershaver]

do you have multiple orgasms when you have anal sex?

 

[SoKlueles]

do you have multiple orgasms when you have anal sex?

I have been known to have alot of orgasms when I am participating in anal sex

now hammy question for u

do u like anal sex?

 

[hamstershaver]

I have been known to have alot of orgasms when I am participating in anal sex

now hammy question for u

do u like anal sex?

this is me interviewing you, did you not read the first post?

 

[hamstershaver]

have you ever licked kitty before?

 

[SoKlueles]

have you ever licked kitty before?

that is a negative

 

[hamstershaver]

that is a negative

would you like to lick some kitty?

 

[SoKlueles]

would you like to lick some kitty?

only Gymgurl
would u wanna watch?

 

[hamstershaver]

stop asking me questions

 

[hamstershaver]

have you ever given a bj after getting it in the ass?

 

[SoKlueles]

have you ever given a bj after getting it in the ass?

no, and i never plan on it either

 

[hamstershaver]

how often do you have that not so fresh feeling?

 

[Gymgurl]

Well waitng for the rest of the interview....

 

[coverguy]

this interview is pretty hilarious.

 

[SoKlueles]

how often do you have that not so fresh feeling?

Probably after i get home from work, i feel greasy everywhere so im sure thats nto the greatest

more questions? ask after 4 ill answer them all then thank you

hammy u wanna bang me dont u?

 

[Gymgurl]

I don't know about him but I want ya!!

 

[hamstershaver]

Probably after i get home from work, i feel greasy everywhere so im sure thats nto the greatest

more questions? ask after 4 ill answer them all then thank you

hammy u wanna bang me dont u?

describe said odor when you have that not so fresh feeling

 

[Subzeero]

awesome interview going bad. Outta control!!

 

[SoKlueles]

describe said odor when you have that not so fresh feeling

original or crispy


dang this is sexual not hygienic, ask a sex question silly

 

[Dial_tone]

You two should just meet one day.

 

[SoKlueles]

You two should just meet one day.

hes chicken, he would lick the kitty and what would he do then????
He wouldnt be known as the non kitty licker anymore

 

[Gymgurl]

We would know the whole truth that way...does he or not lick the kitty

 

[hamstershaver]

next question

do you ever fantasize about my 3 inch salami going in your ass?

 

[SoKlueles]

next question

do you ever fantasize about my 3 inch salami going in your ass?

every single day
i think u fantasize bout licking my kitty and doing dirty things to me

 

[hamstershaver]

every single day
i think u fantasize bout licking my kitty and doing dirty things to me

phew

 

[hamstershaver]

next question:
have you ever had a cock in your kitty and a finger in your ass at the same time? if so did you like it?

 

[SoKlueles]

next question:
have you ever had a cock in your kitty and a finger in your ass at the same time? if so did you like it?

yes

and yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
any more questions?

 

[hamstershaver]

did you smell the finger aferwards?

 

[SoKlueles]

did you smell the finger aferwards?

um no

did u?

 

[hamstershaver]

um no

did u?

that would be nasty

 

[hamstershaver]

give us your taint measurement

 

[SoKlueles]

give us your taint measurement

i have paint all over me
right now is not the time to ask this

 

[hamstershaver]

next question
how would you rate yourself in bed
da bomb - he busts a nut just thinking about my kitty
avererage - he cums but hed rather be hitting my friends kitty
below average - hell i can barely get a man erect

 

[SoKlueles]

next question
how would you rate yourself in bed
da bomb - he busts a nut just thinking about my kitty
avererage - he cums but hed rather be hitting my friends kitty
below average - hell i can barely get a man erect

da bomb of course


dang who would admit anything else? i seem to recall a certain rodent that busted a nut alot

 

[hamstershaver]

huh?

 

[hamstershaver]

next question
have you ever masterbated with a cucumber in front of a guy?

 

[SoKlueles]

next question
have you ever masterbated with a cucumber in front of a guy?

yes

 

[hamstershaver]

yes

which hole did you put it in?

 

[SoKlueles]

which hole did you put it in?

which hole do u think? i dont put foreign objects in my ass that arent hooked to something with a pulse

 

[hamstershaver]

which hole do u think? i dont put foreign objects in my ass that arent hooked to something with a pulse

im not sure anyone here believes that, but anyways how big was the cuke?

 

[SoKlueles]

um average size? dang i dont know, i didnt measure it

 

[hamstershaver]

um average size? dang i dont know, i didnt measure it

i doubt you would buy an average size one, but anyhoo, did you put it all the way up you?

 

[SoKlueles]

hmmmmmm isnt this a little personal????? dang i feel like u have to marry me now

 

[hamstershaver]

answer the question

 

[SoKlueles]

dang

i love the weather these days getting ready for fall

 

[hamstershaver]

i knew i should of interviewed gymgurl instead, you are boring, now answer the questions

 

[SoKlueles]

i knew i should of interviewed gymgurl instead, you are boring, now answer the questions

GRRRRRR u suck
as far as it would go

 

[hamstershaver]

GRRRRRR u suck
as far as it would go

how far would it go? in inches, or in your case you can answer in feet if you would like to

 

[SoKlueles]

how far would it go? in inches, or in your case you can answer in feet if you would like to

does 12 feet sound right?

 

[hamstershaver]

does 12 feet sound right?

yes

 

[hamstershaver]

next question
what type of panties do you wear?

 

[SoKlueles]

next question
what type of panties do you wear?

i wear bikinis...and i recently bought a pair of thongs......which i hate cuz they ride my ass

 

[hamstershaver]

i wear bikinis...and i recently bought a pair of thongs......which i hate cuz they ride my ass

why did you buy thongs?

 

[SoKlueles]

why did you buy thongs?

i wanted to see what all the hub bub was about....gimme my bikinis or my granny panties and its all good for soklueles

 

[perkele]

Someone please close this thread! U 2 should get married and get the fuck outta here!!! NOW!

 

[hamstershaver]

next question
how many penises have you really seen?
below average amount - less than 3, guys really dont want me
average - at least 6, ive seen my fair share of erections
above average - more than 15, about as many as perkele has seen, im a dirty girl
way above average - more than 30, ive seen more cocks than an army doctor
approaching world record penis sightings - more than 100, ive seen as many fuck sticks as freeballin has

 

[Gymgurl]

I think they need to fuck and get it over with

 

[perkele]

I think they need to fuck and get it over with

Don't you get it? This is a post whore thread. LOL

 

[SoKlueles]

next question
how many penises have you really seen?
below average amount - less than 3, guys really dont want me
average - at least 6, ive seen my fair share of erections
above average - more than 15, about as many as perkele has seen, im a dirty girl
way above average - more than 30, ive seen more cocks than an army doctor
approaching world record penis sightings - more than 100, ive seen as many fuck sticks as freeballin has

ok...im in between 6 and 15........so what am i? im a dirty girl..


and perk, i asked him to marry me and he wont..he just wants sex....

 

[Gymgurl]

well then Perk......They must be winning......