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Had some pretty incredible sex last night.

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A couple guys asked me to document some of this stuff for guys like fleygel and a couple others who need pointers. Sorry if I can't type Lestat style...the man is a truely an artist.

Last night, a girl I just met earlier this week and exchanged numbers with (we chatted on the phone a few times) wanted me to meet her at a certain bar tonight to have a few drinks and hang out with her friends.

Anywho, she is 21, 5'7", with blonde hair and green eyes (she is a nurse, and goes to scool part time as a biology major). Nice ass, but her tits could stand to be a tad bigger. I paid for my first drink, but after that she covered the rest of my drinks. It was karoke night at the bar, so I chatted with her, her sister and a couple of her friends. She later mentioned that she found it sexy (take notes here flexygel) that I jumped in and had intelligent conversations with complete strangers and got along with her friends.

After about 3 hours, she leaned closer to whisper something in my ear and I leaned in and kissed her for a few minutes, then asked her if she was ready to leave. She said..."Ok...I'll follow you back to your place."

As soon as we got in the door, we started making out and slowly worked out way over to my bed. I will spar the details since, I suck at describing sex in detail. Between 1 am and noon, we fucked 7 times, and it was nicredible. She gave great head, had a shaved kitty, and was very loud, with a dirty mouth when being fucked. Of course she was suppost to leave for work at 6:30 am, but called in sick, and stayed a few more hours. I'm pretty sure she woke up a few of my neighbors, who will give me a hard time (Jennifer defintely will since I messed with her about waking me up recently when she was having sex), my sheets need to be washed, and I am very much in need of a shower.

In any event, she said she was not really looking for a relationship, but she asked if she could come over and stay the night a couple times a week when. Damn, I need a nap.
 
Oh! Almost forgot, I got a taint measurement for those researching this. It was just over an inch. About 1.1-1.2" She found it slightly amusing that I asked if I could check it.
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
Oh! Almost forgot, I got a taint measurement for those researching this. It was just over an inch. About 1.1-1.2" She found it slightly amusing that I asked if I could check it.



you actually asked her? wow.
 
onebigab said:
I call bullshit.


Wait a minute! I just remembered you called me last night. I was already as sleep and did not answer so I didn't speak with you. But according to my missed call log on my cell you called at 2:30 am EST. That would mean it was 1:30 am your time. You mentioned you were fucking from 1:00 am to noon today. Your incredible sex must of only lasted 29 minutes or less because she would of had to get her clothes on and get out prior to you calling.

Something smells funny here, BBF! :worried:

:chomp:
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:
Wait a minute! I just remembered you called me last night. I was already as sleep and did not answer so I didn't speak with you. But according to my missed call log on my cell you called at 2:30 am EST. That would mean it was 1:30 am your time. You mentioned you were fucking from 1:00 am to noon today. Your incredible sex must of only lasted 29 minutes or less because she would of had to get her clothes on and get out prior to you calling.

Something smells funny here, BBF! :worried:

:chomp:

I called you when I was driving home. I told you I was going to call you to mess with you if I got drunk last night... did I not? It was about 1 am...she was following me in her car. Your phone did not, ring and it went strait to your voice mail.
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
I called you when I was driving home. I told you I was going to call you to mess with you if I got drunk... if you don't remember. It was about 1 am...she was following me in her car. Your phone did not, ring and it went strait to your voice mail.


Yea I remember you saying that.

My phone did ring or else I wouldn't of even known you called. I did not hear it. If and when it goes straight to voicemail without ringing I do not see the call in my missed calls at all.

My phone says you called at 2:30am on 8/14. 2:30am EST is 1:30am your time. :) I'm going to take a picture of the screen to show you. I'll block out your number. You can see for yourself.
 
http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?p=3933459#post3933459

Anywho, Nvr, fine if you don't believe me, next time I fuck her I will call you and you can ask her if she stayed the night this last Friday (don't think she would mind since Colleen called around 11 ish and she talked to her on the phone...they were both giving me a hard time). I hate being called out like that, I have never bullshitted on the board about this sort of thing.
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:
Yea I remember you saying that.

My phone did ring or else I wouldn't of even known you called. I did not hear it. If and when it goes straight to voicemail without ringing I do not see the call in my missed calls at all.

My phone says you called at 2:30am on 8/14. 2:30am EST is 1:30am your time. :) I'm going to take a picture of the screen to show you. I'll block out your number. You can see for yourself.

Ok, well I was about 5 minutes from my house... so I lied it was 1:40-noon. Sorry... I was buzzing pretty good when I called and maybe was off a little on the time.
 
I don't need to hear her. I was just pointing out perhaps your time was wrong. :)

You're in luck because I tried taking several pictures of my call log showing the time but it's not readible.
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:
I don't need to hear her. I was just pointing out perhaps your time was wrong. :)

You're in luck because I tried taking several pictures of my call log showing the time but it's not readible.

Yeah, I guess I was off by about 40 minutes, I had a fair amount of rum last night...Ok, but if you REALLY don't believe me I'll put her on the phone for you later. I am half alseep right now... had to put some laundry on the wash...guess I'll take a nap in a little while.
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:
I don't care to talk to her. Nor do I care who was on your penis last night all night long. You have nothing to prove to me.

LoL Ok. Fair enough.
 
good advice for flxygel (and the rest of us)

Except, he is a big good looking bodybuilder/potential model. He did everything right but sometimes thats not enough for guys who are not that good looking and built. (like JerseyArt) ;)
 
Nathan said:
I'm getting tired of this discussion board these days.


Seriously.
Me too.


Does your life have any other value other than, sex and getting with women?

and proving that all female members are female.

And if your life has more meaning why don't you focus in on that aspect being public a tab bit more for a change.
 
really bbf, what the hell is wrong with you man? You should learn to find a topic of discussion that at least skips off the atmosphere of reality.

The only reason I enter your pathetic threads to is stalk Velvett. :chomp:
 
velvett said:
Seriously.
Me too.


Does your life have any other value other than, sex and getting with women?

and proving that all female members are female.

And if your life has more meaning why don't you focus in on that aspect being public a tab bit more for a change.

Well, I post all of my cycles on the anabolic forum

I post my diet on the diet forum, and my routines on the training forum.

Sometimes I bore the people on C&C with what I have just learned in class. As far as my none-bodybuilding hobbies (since bodybuilding takes up alot of my time), no one on here plays tabletop fantasy RPG's, outside of two other members so no one will even know what i am talking about, and there is an offical Dungeons & Dragons message board I am already a member of, where i post. My only other hobbies are movies and music, and I believe I talk about both in several posts each week on here.

Outside of these things, women are my entire life. I'm young and single. Stop hating because it was not you who got her kitty pounding from late last night until noon, and cam a dozen or so times. ;)
 
I'm quite sure Velveeta gets her share of kitty pounding.




(but I'm gonna PM my number just in case)
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
Sometimes I bore the people on C&C with what I have just learned in class. As far as my none-bodybuilding hobbies (since bodybuilding takes up alot of my time), no one on here plays tabletop fantasy RPG's, outside of two other members so no one will even know what i am talking about, and there is an offical Dungeons & Dragons message board I am already a member of, where i post.

Oh my God! He's a nerd and he admits it. He wrote his confession with his own nerdy hands. The shame you must be feeling right now must be almost overwhelming I bet. The shame...
 
Hmmmmmmmm I can maybe think more highly of you if you can give me bios on a few names

Artemis Entreri
Drizzt Do'Urden
Elminster
Dove Flalconhand
Alustriel
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
no one on here plays tabletop fantasy RPG's, outside of two other members so no one will even know what i am talking about, and there is an offical Dungeons & Dragons message board I am already a member of, where i post.

When you cum, do you shout "Lightning Bolt!!"
 
Austin316 said:
Hmmmmmmmm I can maybe think more highly of you if you can give me bios on a few names

Artemis Entreri
Drizzt Do'Urden
Elminster
Dove Flalconhand
Alustriel

LoL I DM a Forgoetten Realms game once every two weeks... yeah I am familiar with those names. The campaign we just finished up was based in just north of the high forest, so Alustriel was an important political figure in this game.
 
chaos mage said:
When you cum, do you shout "Lightning Bolt!!"

I've never found the lightening bolt spell to be that effective. Fireballs tend to get a better spread, and hit more targets, especially using old 2nd edition rules where it espands to encompase 33,000 cubic feet when it does not impact an open area. However, now it no longer does this in current 3.5 rules...instead it merely expands in a 20 ft radius burst, and does not displace the volume of objects within its area by expanding farther.

No, when I cum I often do not shout anything.
 
is it just me or is there alot of sexual tension between BBF and nvrbuff enough girl??? when you two hook up, can you please post pics on this board? thanks
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
Oh! Almost forgot, I got a taint measurement for those researching this. It was just over an inch. About 1.1-1.2" She found it slightly amusing that I asked if I could check it.

Karma for asking the question no man asks...

So sorry you had to resign as Governor though! :evil: Pick a team and stay with it!
 
gotmilk said:
Karma for asking the question no man asks...

So sorry you had to resign as Governor though! :evil: Pick a team and stay with it!

Wha? Orb, you have me mixed up with someone else. Anyone who voted me for governer of anything is out of their mind. Honestly I wouldn't even vote for myself for a political office.
 
MAX 300 said:
We're on page 2 and nobody has sayd this yet??!!?

THIS THREAD IS USELESS WITHOUT PICS

Hmmm.... I have pics but let me think about it for awhile. Don't know if I should post them up.
 
Sad bro, very sad.

Is your self esteem really this low? You need to post stuff like this again and again so that people on a chat board go, cool! Way to go! Right on!

I would say less then 5% of your posts are of any benefit to anyone, the rest are "hey look at me" dressed up in different ways.

You keep saying you want to change but you get more and more pathetic.

Dude anyone can get laid, it isn't that hard,impress me with a post one day about actually having a women stick around you in a relationship for more then a few weeks.
 
Dawgmo said:
Sad bro, very sad.

Is your self esteem really this low? You need to post stuff like this again and again so that people on a chat board go, cool! Way to go! Right on!

I would say less then 5% of your posts are of any benefit to anyone, the rest are "hey look at me" dressed up in different ways.

You keep saying you want to change but you get more and more pathetic.

Dude anyone can get laid, it isn't that hard,impress me with a post one day about actually having a women stick around you in a relationship for more then a few weeks.

"BAZING" says the 36 handicapper
 
Dawgmo said:
Dude anyone can get laid, it isn't that hard,impress me with a post one day about actually having a women stick around you in a relationship for more then a few weeks.

Still working on that one. Its a long term goal for me. Kind of like getting my arms up to 20", and getting my master's degree eventually. LoL
 
MrMuscle said:
taint measurment?

Wow! Where have you been that last couple of months... we are collecting taint measurements for an EF study.
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
Outside of these things, women are my entire life. I'm young and single. Stop hating because it was not you who got her kitty pounding from late last night until noon, and cam a dozen or so times. ;)

dont worry about ppl hating on you, for having a 'shallow meaningless life' or whatever bullshit they are saying.

whatever makes you happy, do it. women are a great thing. regardless in whether you believe premarital sex is okay or not. women are still a great thing, for any man.
 
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