Had a patient that cut off his dick.

[pdaddy]

In the psych ward, apparently while on a couple's cruise with his wife he realised that he was gay. There is a nice pond in front of the hospital with a huge fountain in the middle. So this guy drives to the hospital, stands at the ponds edge, drops his pants and chops of his penis with a fishing knife. He then threw his cock into the middle of the pond and stood there bleeding. Someone saw him, and rushed him into the ER. They sent security out into the pond looking for the man's cock but to no avail (perhaps becasue of the cold water and shrinkage?)

I had to spend six hours with this fruit-cake. He seemed totaly coherant and oddly at peace with himself......

 

[gotmilk]

Charlie Moore the Mad Fisherman would never cut bait

 

[pdaddy]

:rimshot:

 

[stilleto]

um..


pics?

 

[Sassy69]

ow.

 

[tiger88]

so I guess cocks dont float?

 

[hamstershaver]

well that makes sense since a gay guy would never use his cock

 

[stilleto]

yeah, it doesn't really make sense unless he actually realized he wanted to be a woman, not that he was gay.

anyway, any pics?

 

[2dagym]

Kind of brings to reality, the phrase "eat my cock". here fishey fishey fishey....

 

[mesco]

what a dick move

 

[Trojan Horse]

He could have called that cock cannibal eating German sadist who got convicted of eating his boyfriends cock and then killing him.

 

[Wulfgar]

maybe he was chumming

 

[Mr. dB]

Did he cut off just the cock, or his whole package?

 

[healother]

At times I've thought i never wanted to be involved with women again,
but never that badly!

what a dick move

 

[cezza30]

He could have called that cock cannibal eating German sadist who got convicted of eating his boyfriends cock and then killing him.

I believe they actually ate it together

 

[pdaddy]

Did he cut off just the cock, or his whole package?

Just his cock, not sure what they plan on doing with him in regards to prosthetics or what. When I was with him he had a catheter in.

A couple of years back at the hospital I used to work at, there was an anesthesiologist I was friends with, a real family man, wife, three daughter's, dog, white picket fence, that whole deal. Then one night I was on, he took his tackle box full of drugs up to the locker room, locked himself in a stall and started a dilaudid(10x the strength of morphine) drip on himself. Turns out he realized he was gay and couldn't take the anticipated ridicule.

Something about people realizing their gay late in life, they just can't seem to handle it.

 

[Smurfy]

did they put him on any psychotropics? if so, which ones?

 

[velvett]

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.

This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

well that makes sense since a gay guy would never use his cock

Yup, doing the world a favor. Huge props for him. Feel sorry for him though.

 

[stilleto]

i like that song.
detachable penis.

 

[H_T_]

was it the Fast Automatic Daffodils that did that? or King Missle?

 

[pdaddy]

did they put him on any psychotropics? if so, which ones?

He was only on imipramine, he's being slowly advanced in dosage to see how he reacts to it before beginning a polypharmacy regimen.

 

[Testosterone boy]

TB used to consider that when off on one of his pursuits of ultimate purity.

Old age took care of the 'problem.'


I think the sex drive causes a lot of problems....being dickless wouldn't be so bad.

 

[Mr. dB]

was it the Fast Automatic Daffodils that did that? or King Missle?

King Missile.

They also did "The Boy Who Ate Lasagna and Jumped Over a Church".

 

[Dongzilla]

If you don't use it you lose it

 

[Razorguns]

lots of gay men, bored of having sex with the same woman for 20 years - find themselves being gay, just cuz it's some sort of excitement in their otherwise boring life. Trying not to get caught, going to public bathrooms, etc. etc. When they were in their 20's, and life was fun, being gay was farthest from their minds.

my opinion on why so many older men turn gay. and usually they're white.

 

[Dongzilla]

have you ever been caught yet ?

 

[McFakerton]

So this guy drives to the hospital, stands at the ponds edge, drops his pants and chops of his penis with a fishing knife. He then threw his cock into the middle of the pond and stood there bleeding.

Hillbilly penis reduction. If only mine were large enough to warrant that.

 

[Mr. dB]

They should relocate the opening to his urethra, run it so it exits underneath his balls instead of above them. That way he'll be able to piss without dribbling all over his stuff.

 

[Cutiebaby]

shit lol. that must have hurt

 

[stilleto]

They should relocate the opening to his urethra, run it so it exits underneath his balls instead of above them. That way he'll be able to piss without dribbling all over his stuff.

thats an excellent idea.
wierd, but good.
he's have to sit down from now on.

 

[Testosterone boy]

lots of gay men, bored of having sex with the same woman for 20 years - find themselves being gay, just cuz it's some sort of excitement in their otherwise boring life. Trying not to get caught, going to public bathrooms, etc. etc. When they were in their 20's, and life was fun, being gay was farthest from their minds.

my opinion on why so many older men turn gay. and usually they're white.

Your reality is about the opposite of mine. One of us is crazy.




Life gets better with age. Your mind creates your world. Use it?

 

[stilleto]

i know a dick who cut his patient off.

 

[pdaddy]

i know a dick who cut his patient off.

can you please explain the significance of your avatar, thanks

 

[Mr. dB]

can you please explain the significance of your avatar, thanks

Appears to be the before and after shots of an antique furniture restoration project.

 

[stilleto]

can you please explain the significance of your avatar, thanks

duh... they are my big knockers.

 

[heatherrae]

that is actually quite sad...permanently maimed because of not being able to face his sexuality. Sad stuff.

 

[Cutiebaby]

duh... they are my big knockers.

they are hot!

 

[pdaddy]

duh... they are my big knockers.

That Stilleto is a clever cookie

 

[plifter]

Are you his doctor? If so, you really shouldn't be posting that information on a chat board. This guy is obviously mentally ill and needs compassionate care from his doctor and their staff.

 

[bran987]

what a dick move