Gym rant for the day!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

[hardrock]

I hate those skinny ass little punks who wear the winter hat in the gym. I'm sure they saw a pro wearing one in some muscle rag, and they think they look tough or some shit. I mean besides the 50% strength you gain instantly just by putting one on, what the fuck is the point?

If you're a big guy that knows your shit, whatever, look like a dousche. or if you work out at the north fuggin pole. Makes me wanna pull that shit down over their eyes and shove 'em into the dumbbell rack. Oh and you might try tightening that belt while you wear it for every fuckin excercise you do, which is curls and bench with the worst form known to man.


Fuck I feel better!

 

[-SD-]

why do big guys get a pass?

 

[mrplunkey]

I feel the same way about track suits. No one should wear a track suit unless A) They are headed directly to a track meet or B) They are a founding member of Run DMC.

Otherwise, it's just a fashion no-no.

 

[-SD-]

I feel the same way about track suits. No one should wear a track suit unless A) They are headed directly to a track meet or B) They are a founding member of Run DMC.

Otherwise, it's just a fashion no-no.

if combined with vibrams while performing curls in the squat rack, space/time continuum tear?

 

[shirlene29]

I always wear track pants at the gym....not the icky velour kind...but the swishy kind...

in fact, lately, Ive been living in swishy pants
theyre comfy


Im actually wearing blue and white under armour ones right now!!!!!

 

[shirlene29]

I hate gym bunnies with their little foo foo pony tails...can i bitch in here too??

I suspect this wont be a sympathetic crowd

 

[-SD-]

I hate gym bunnies with their little foo foo pony tails...can i bitch in here too??

I suspect this wont be a sympathetic crowd

if ponytails is the worst you can bitch about then you should stfu. Doods at the gym are infinitely more dooschier

 

[hardrock]

SD, Dudes don't get a pass. I said they can look like a dousche if they want to. I just think it looks that much more fuckin retarded when you see a 6 ft 140lb kid wearing it.

 

[shirlene29]

I thoroughly enjoyed the 6' tall 140 lb kids at the gym this evening....
mainly being able to outlift them
and watching them flee from the weight room

and SD, Im shaped vaguely like two cataloupes and a watermelon right now...I'd like to throw a grenade at the bitch two rows up on the elliptical with her foo foo ponytail while im slaving away on the rower

 

[jiggagold]

dont workout in a fag gym

 

[-SD-]

I thoroughly enjoyed the 6' tall 140 lb kids at the gym this evening....
mainly being able to outlift them
and watching them flee from the weight room

and SD, Im shaped vaguely like two cataloupes and a watermelon right now...I'd like to throw a grenade at the bitch two rows up on the elliptical with her foo foo ponytail while im slaving away on the rower

pregnancy self esteem fail

 

[Oceano]

I hate those skinny ass little punks who wear the winter hat in the gym. I'm sure they saw a pro wearing one in some muscle rag, and they think they look tough or some shit. I mean besides the 50% strength you gain instantly just by putting one on, what the fuck is the point?

They might be self-conscious baldies, jus' sayin

Fuck I feel better!

lol

 

[shirlene29]

pregnancy self esteem fail

duh

 

[hardrock]

It's one of the 2 Golds I train at. The one with less of the fags, closes too early for tonight, plus less eye candy, which never hurts.

 

[jnevin]

I thoroughly enjoyed the 6' tall 140 lb kids at the gym this evening....
mainly being able to outlift them
and watching them flee from the weight room

and SD, Im shaped vaguely like two cataloupes and a watermelon right now...I'd like to throw a grenade at the bitch two rows up on the elliptical with her foo foo ponytail while im slaving away on the rower

I don't mind those girls. I usually do my cardio behind them. Their nice asses make me do more cardio.

 

[PICK3]

I feel the same way about track suits. No one should wear a track suit unless A) They are headed directly to a track meet or B) They are a founding member of Run DMC.

Otherwise, it's just a fashion no-no.

olololololo2

 

[jnevin]

I thoroughly enjoyed the 6' tall 140 lb kids at the gym this evening....
mainly being able to outlift them
and watching them flee from the weight room

and SD, Im shaped vaguely like two cataloupes and a watermelon right now...I'd like to throw a grenade at the bitch two rows up on the elliptical with her foo foo ponytail while im slaving away on the rower

YTMND - Fatty Feels Left Out

 

[ponyfitness]

I don't mind those girls. I usually do my cardio behind them. Their nice asses make me do more cardio.

This. But you can't be behind them because of the TV monitors, so I'm usually two machines over in order to have a good view. Sunday morning during my long run I changed treadmills three times.

 

[nimbus]

i hate dudes who to the gym and check out other dudes instead of lift

 

[Crocodome]

Air lats.

 

[Strongbow]

If you workout in a shit hole like I do, the skull cap is a must to keep from fucking freezing to death. Most of your heat escapes your body through the head, and is the reason you see lots of peeps sporting those in the gym. You know it keeps a nugga warm once he gets warmed up and shit. Pour out the hateraid brah, 140 pound dudes need warmth too, lolz

 

[C0LUMB0]

If you workout in a shit hole like I do, the skull cap is a must to keep from fucking freezing to death. Most of your heat escapes your body through the head, and is the reason you see lots of peeps sporting those in the gym. You know it keeps a nugga warm once he gets warmed up and shit. Pour out the hateraid brah, 140 pound dudes need warmth too, lolz

Is that the reason you like to hug them so much

 

[Strongbow]

Is that the reason you like to hug them so much

Yes, you can have a hug bro. I figured you was gonna make some wise ass comment about my bench press video at Bodiez, where I got my FBI skully on.

 

[EnderJE]

I sometimes wear a track suit (well, mismatched track jacket / hoodie and track pants) and a wool skull cap at the gym. Did I mention that it's -25 C outside the the owners haven't bothered to raise the heating?

 

[cw801]

Um....I wear a ponytail to the gym....is that foo foo?

And my new favorite gym clothes are my black Nike Dry Fit pants and Under Armor tanks......I think I love Under Armor clothes!

 

[Strongbow]

Um....I wear a ponytail to the gym....is that foo foo?

LOLZ @ a chick not wearing a ponytail in the gym. And you can wear what ever you want, cause SB said so.

 

[shirlene29]

Um....I wear a ponytail to the gym....is that foo foo?

And my new favorite gym clothes are my black Nike Dry Fit pants and Under Armor tanks......I think I love Under Armor clothes!

yes!! BITCH!!...kidding...

its this collection of teenagers at my gym that drive me insane...they seem to all have the same dumb high ponytail, yoga pants and sports bras worn as tops..and they do nothing but bouncing cardio while texting through the whole gym

I love under armour clothes
I was surprised how nice the nylon track pants feel..theyre like the perfect weight/wicking

 

[cw801]

LOL!!

We have those girls in the night crowd......accompanied by their BF's who drop them off at the cardio machines on their way to the weight room!

Yep....I have never had UnderArmor anything, and now I'm ruined. Plain old cotton just won't cut it anymore.....!

 

[shirlene29]

indeed!

I have a semi (ok totally) geigh long sleeve pink and white under armour shirt that I got for running in the winter...and I love the thing

but it looks like a superman shirt..my husband has a blue and white one just like it...also geigh
but nothing even comes close

you try their bras?? I was checkin em out but haven't bought any

 

[Roxy722]

yes!! BITCH!!...kidding...

its this collection of teenagers at my gym that drive me insane...they seem to all have the same dumb high ponytail, yoga pants and sports bras worn as tops..and they do nothing but bouncing cardio while texting through the whole gym

I love under armour clothes
I was surprised how nice the nylon track pants feel..theyre like the perfect weight/wicking

We have that collection of girls too...only most of them wear the gym pants with something written across the butt in sequins.

I also am especially fond of the guys in running shorts with the almost knee high black socks.

My other favorite is the couples who wear matching track suits.

 

[Roxy722]

Air lats.

I lol'd...this has become a new fad at my gym.

 

[jnevin]

How did I know SB is a skull cap wearing douchebag?

Could it be the Affliction tees?

 

[Strongbow]

How did I know SB is a skull cap wearing douchebag?

Could it be the Affliction tees?

I got a couple of new bad ass Affliction Long Sleeve shirts for Christmas brah and a bad ass Spider Skull cap. That and BKE Jeans are my new favs, they fit really good and are a fucking steal @ $129 a pair.

 

[miplank]

BKE jeans are not 129 a pair bro...more like $49 or $59

 

[Strongbow]

BKE jeans are not 129 a pair bro...more like $49 or $59

Our Buckle had some for like $79, that was the cheapest I seen any in the store. Could possibly do better online. DO you wear BKE's?

 

[jnevin]

Yeah, if you paid that for BKE jeans you got fucked.

 

[jnevin]

I could never buy jeans online. My legs don't fit a lot of the designer brands.

 

[miplank]

Our Buckle had some for like $79, that was the cheapest I seen any in the store. Could possibly do better online. DO you wear BKE's?

yeah, that's pretty much all I wear for a few reasons. Pretty cheap, they make them long enough for me, and they're pretty comfortable too.


But no fucking way you're paying $129 a pair. They're typically around 50/60 with a few styles around 70.

 

[Strongbow]

I could never buy jeans online. My legs don't fit a lot of the designer brands.

That's why I buy them in store, unless I am totally familiar with the brand. These are my first two pairs of BKE's and I love the way they fit and I'm pretty sure wifey said she paid $129 a pair for them. I do know that same store had some for $79, but their Guess Platinum's were like $149 a pair. Hadn't seen a T-Shirt in Buckle for less than $39 bucks bro.

 

[Strongbow]

yeah, that's pretty much all I wear for a few reasons. Pretty cheap, they make them long enough for me, and they're pretty comfortable too.


But no fucking way you're paying $129 a pair. They're typically around 50/60 with a few styles around 70.

Our mall store is a fucking rip off I guess, but they are the best wearing jeans I have ever worn, legs are big I like the styles and colors.

 

[Strongbow]

Correction my nugga it was the Big Star Jeans she paid $129 for, the BKE's were $79, which makes them even fucking better.

 

[miplank]

Big stars are comfortable but they fucking suck for the price. Fuckin thin ass denim they use wears out quick as fuck.

 

[Strongbow]

Big stars are comfortable but they fucking suck for the price. Fuckin thin ass denim they use wears out quick as fuck.

I like them, but as far as price versus the BKE's they fucking sux.

 

[hardrock]

I also preferr the BKE jeans. Fuggin thread jackers.

 

[Strongbow]

Somebody had to jack this thread for the sake of it's survival bro. Also that 140 pound dude at your gym, just PM'd me, he says you got an ass whooping waiting on you at the Smith Machine this evening.

 

[Strongbow]

BKE Jeans FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[shirlene29]

frat boys trying to outdo each other on squats...


some dude died at our gym yesterday...60 years old...treadmill...went down

 

[jnevin]

frat boys trying to outdo each other on squats...


some dude died at our gym yesterday...60 years old...treadmill...went down

Was he running behind you?

 

[cw801]

you try their bras?? I was checkin em out but haven't bought any

Not yet, but those are next on my list.....already saw a couple I liked - it's just a matter of time!

 

[bw1]

dont workout in a fag gym

lol

 

[hardrock]

Not yet, but those are next on my list.....already saw a couple I liked - it's just a matter of time!

Send pics plz. K thnx.

 

[nangiggles]

yes!! BITCH!!...kidding...

its this collection of teenagers at my gym that drive me insane...they seem to all have the same dumb high ponytail, yoga pants and sports bras worn as tops..and they do nothing but bouncing cardio while texting through the whole gym

I love under armour clothes
I was surprised how nice the nylon track pants feel..they're like the perfect weight/wicking

I hate even more the ones that wear sports bras as a top and they are at least 20 pounds too far from the look, or thin but all jiggly

 

[shirlene29]

Im gonna sport a sports bra and make a swirl around my giant belly...see how fast I can clear out the equipment I want to use

jngr...fuck off...tyia

 

[miplank]

Im gonna sport a sports bra and make a swirl around my giant belly...see how fast I can clear out the equipment I want to use

jngr...fuck off...tyia

Lol

 

[1500]

If you workout in a shit hole like I do, the skull cap is a must to keep from fucking freezing to death. Most of your heat escapes your body through the head, and is the reason you see lots of peeps sporting those in the gym. You know it keeps a nugga warm once he gets warmed up and shit. Pour out the hateraid brah, 140 pound dudes need warmth too, lolz

Does Big Greg wear one too

 

[Strongbow]

Does Big Greg wear one too

No, but your sister wears one when she works out with me.

 

[miplank]

I heard 1500's sister doesn't like to work out with SB cuz he won't share the pink dumbbells

 

[1500]

No, but your sister wears one when she works out with me.

lame

 

[1500]

I heard 1500's sister doesn't like to work out with SB cuz he won't share the pink dumbbells

he's a stingy mofo

 

[Strongbow]

I heard 1500's sister doesn't like to work out with SB cuz he won't share the pink dumbbells

I can't share them with her cause I have to keep them tied around my cawck, so that I can roll my magnum all the way out for her. She likes it when I tear open that magnum pack and give her her cardio session.

 

[1500]

I can't share them with her cause I have to keep them tied around my cawck, so that I can roll my magnum all the way out for her. She likes it when I tear open that magnum pack and give her her cardio session.

She said that you sent her a picture of your cawk but it was an obvious pic of a pic.

 

[miplank]

She said that you sent her a picture of your cawk but it was an obvious pic of a pic.

lolololololo