hamstershaver
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post up if you have a penis
tmi!blut wump said:Hanging heavy in the heat
You flatter us.SoKlueles said:wtf? this is male chavanism at its best
the-short-one said:can I be in this thread if I want to touch one? does that count?
thebigbabboon said:Rockin with my cock out...
sawastea said:Did you just bust out with an American Wedding quote?!?
blut wump said:Repel the oestrogen invaders.
Not for everyone.the-short-one said:I understand Arimidex works wonders.
blut wump said:Not for everyone.
I'm not sure why but that reminds me of a joke...
St. Peter and Christ come down to Earth to have a night on the town. They meet a couple of intensely humpworthy chicks and go their separate ways, agreeing to meet up again at the Pearly Gates the following morning.
St. Peter arrives looking bright and chirpy to see a rather forlorn Christ waiting for him. "I had a great night", said Peter, "How did you get on with yours".
"Well it started nice enough. I did the water into wine trick and she turned the lights down. We snogged for a while and I moved ran my hand up her leg to find she wasn't even wearing panties."
"Go on", said Peter, "What next?"
"Well, that was it. As I put my hand over it, the bloody thing healed up"
pintoca said:every poster has to post pics to prove it (Klu will be the judge to prove the worthyness of said cawk pics)
the-short-one said:I've seen your cock. It's huge.
..;..pintoca said:every poster has to post pics to prove it (Klu will be the judge to prove the worthyness of said cawk pics)
SoKlueles said:..;..
Thread Thread thread.....hamstershaver said:lots of large vaginas in this thread
hamstershaver said:lots of large vaginas in this thread
did someone say penis?string_bean00 said:penis here
Now you know the ladies are going to invade this thread buddy!hamstershaver said:post up if you have a penis
lolMrMuscle said:hammy did
it was supposed to beGoldprospector said:Guy's only huh? I like it!

SoKlueles said:lol
and btw did u put a roll of quarters in ur shorts in your avatar pic?
SoKlueles said:well ur penis is crooked
JUST KIDDING![]()
There are a few female poster's in this thread that, in my opinion, can jump in anywhere they like, no objection from me...Although I would like to see them jumping in my direction!SoKlueles said:it was supposed to be![]()
It's more fun that way isn't it?SoKlueles said:lol pervs
at least you weren't driving at the timeSoKlueles said:yes
btw did i tell you that my van got sideswiped by some shithead in a parking lot? smooshed in the drivers side door
now im gonna have to get it fixed
its an older, 1991 van, and u know they made those kinda out of hard stuff, and the shithead HAD to have hit it hard for it to have the dent its got in it
im gonna get the video and hopefully a tag number and get these crapheads to pay to fix it
I hope you can find them...BTW, if you are ever in the area...I am a pretty fair painter and dent repairer.SoKlueles said:yes
btw did i tell you that my van got sideswiped by some shithead in a parking lot? smooshed in the drivers side door
now im gonna have to get it fixed
its an older, 1991 van, and u know they made those kinda out of hard stuff, and the shithead HAD to have hit it hard for it to have the dent its got in it
im gonna get the video and hopefully a tag number and get these crapheads to pay to fix it
trueobiwan9962 said:at least you weren't driving at the time
or you'd not be here
but seriously they hit it hardMorning good bro!hamstershaver said:morning
it should read......post -with pics - if you have a penis. that would be much more interesting and funny.hamstershaver said:post up if you have a penis
SoKlueles said:yes
btw did i tell you that my van got sideswiped by some shithead in a parking lot? smooshed in the drivers side door
now im gonna have to get it fixed
its an older, 1991 van, and u know they made those kinda out of hard stuff, and the shithead HAD to have hit it hard for it to have the dent its got in it
im gonna get the video and hopefully a tag number and get these crapheads to pay to fix it
MrMuscle said:well jeez lady i know you arent used to seeing one but they are bendable when they are limp. Maybe i dress it that way![]()
or 3the-short-one said:you've got a little sumpin in yer shorts, there. pair of socks?
SoKlueles said:or 3
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